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Patni Ae Pati Ne Surprise Aapva Mate Kitchen Ma Jai Ne New SIM Thi Phone Karyo Ne Boli:- Hello Darling...

Pati:- Thodi Var Pachhi Phone Kar Jaan Atare Peli Kutri Kitchen Ma Chhe.

Patni:- Tame Mari Ek Pan Vat Sathe Sahmat Kem Nathi Thata.? Shu Hu Murkh 6u?

Pati:- Chal Tari Aa Vat Sathe Sahmat 6u.

Pati:- Jo Tane Jamva Banavta Aavdtu Hot To Hu Nokrani Ne Raza Aapi Det.
Patni:- Jo Tamne Prem Karta Aavdtu Hot To Hu Driver Ne Raza Aapi Det.

Patni:- Hu Tamne Ketli Sari Lagu 6u?
Pati:- Bauj Mast..!!
Patni:- Pan Ketli Sari ???
Pati:- Etli Ke Dil Kare 6e Tara Jevi Biji Ek Patni Lavi Dau. 

Patni:- Shu Hu Ratre Tamara Sapna Ma Aavu 6u?
Pati:- Na
Patni:- Kem?
Pati:- Kem Ke Hu Hanuman Chalisa Vanchi Ne Suvu 6u...!!!

Wife : Hu khowai jav to tame su karo?
Husband : paper ma news chhapu, ane taro photo mukavu.
Wife : Su Lakho?
Husband : Jene Male Eni...

Patni :- Juo Mari Aankho Katrina Ne Male Chhe Ne?

Pati :- Dobi Tari Aankho Aapas Ma (ek-bija Sathe) Malti Nathi ne Kya Kaitrina Sathe Malti Hashe.