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Judge (Apradhi Bapu Ne) :- Tu Aa 10 Mi Vaar Court Ma Aavyo, Tane Sharam Nathi Aavti ?

Bapu:- Tame To Roj Aavo 6o..Tamne Sharam Aave 6e?

Bapu:- Kale Me Sania Mirza Sathe Phone Par Vat Kari.
Frnd:- Are ! Shu Vat Kare 6e. Shu Kidhu Ene?
Bapu:- "Wrong Number"

Bapu Ne Lotri Lagi.
Bapu Ae Ghare Aavi Baa Ne Pu6yu.

Bapu- Jo Mane Lotri Lage To Tu Shu Kare?
Baa- 50% Lai Tamne 6odi Mara Piyar Chali Jau.
Bapu- Aa Le 50 Rupiya Ane Halva Mand.

Bapu Class Ma Masti Karta Hata
6okari:- Stand Up...
Bapu:- Kon 6e Tu?
6okari:- Hu MONITOR 6u.
Bapu:- Hahahaha...Tara Divaso To Gaya Gandi
Have To LCD, LED, 3D No Zamano 6e.

Bapu Ae Teni Girlfriend Ne Latter Lakhyo,

"I Love You"

Ane Niche Lakhyu Mai English Ma Etla Mate Lakhyu
Ke Tara Maa-Bap Ne Khabar Na Pade Ke "Hu Tane Prem Karu Chhu."

Bapu Ane Teno Friend Std. 8 Ma 8 Var Fail Thaya.
Friend:- Bapu Chal Suicide Kari Laiye.
Bapu:- Sala Pagal Thai Gayo 6e, Aagla Janm Ma Fari Std.1 Thi Sharu Karvu Padshe.

Bapu Passport Kadhava Gaya:

Officer:- What is your Name?
Bapu:- Lakhubha

Officee:- Provide Us Your PAN Details.
Bapu:- Banarasi, Jado Chuno, Bheeno Katho, 120, Kachi Patri, Mukhvas.

Friend:- Hu Mari Patni Ne Chhutachheda Aapi Rahyo 6u.
Bapu:- Kem Shu Thayu?
Friend:- Te Mari Jode 6 Mahina Thi Bolti J Nathi.
Bapu:- Haji Ek Var Vichari Leje, Aavi Na Bolnari Patni Nasibvara Ne J Male Chhe.

Police:- Aavi Rite Bagicha Ma Beso 6o To Nana 6okrao Par Su Asar Thay?
Bapu:- Ame Banne Married 6iye/
Police:- To Ghare Beso Ne.
Bapu:-To Aana Pati Ane Mari Patni Par Su Asar Thay...???

Bapu Mandir Ma Bhagvan Pase
He Bhagvan
Tari Daya
Tari Krupa
Tari Bhakti
Tari Puja
Tari Maya
Tari Karuna
Tari Aarti
Tari Lila

Amari Ekey Nai...???

Sanskrit Teacher askd Bapu's Son.
What Is D Meaning of "Tamso Maa Jyotirgamay?"

Bapu's Son Replied:- "Tu Suy Ja Maa, Hu Jyoti Na Ghare Aato Marine Aavu".

Bapu Ne Sapna Ma Ek 6okri Ae Lafo Maryo.
2 Divas Bapu Bank Ni Job Par Na Gaya.
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Kem Ke Bank Ma Lakhyu Hatu.

“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”

Bapu Hospital Ma Jor Jor Thi Bumo Padta Hata:- Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya Chhe? Mare Urgent Kaam 6e.
Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya 6e? Mare Urgent Kaam 6e!

Ek Nurse Ae Aavi Ne Bapu Ne 1 Lafo Maryo Ane Boli:-
Sarkhu Bol Ne Ke Dr. "Neema" Ben Kya 6e..?

Bapu Hotel Manager Ne Gusse Thi:- Aavdi Nani Ordi ? Ema Ek Tabel, Ek Pankho 6e Ne Bhadu 1500 Rupiya? Amne Luntva Betha 6o?

Hotel Manager:- Bapu Shanti Rakho " Room Jovano Haji Baki 6e Aato Lift 6e"

Bapu:- Dost, Jara Mari Car Ni Same Aavi Ne Ubho Rahe Ne.

Dost:- Kem?

Bapu:- Mare Break Check Karvi Chhe.