Darek Mandir Ma Ladu No Prasad Nthi Avto,
Darek Mandir Ma Ladu No Prasad Nthi Avto,
Jethalal:- Mehta Saheb ,Jarak Tapas To Karo,
Babitaji Ne Kem Babo Nathi Aavto ???

Bapu Class Ma Masti Karta Hata
6okari:- Stand Up...
Bapu:- Kon 6e Tu?
6okari:- Hu MONITOR 6u.
Bapu:- Hahahaha...Tara Divaso To Gaya Gandi
Have To LCD, LED, 3D No Zamano 6e.

Hajar Kam Nai Karo To Chalshe Pan Ek Kam Evu Karjo Jena Mate Duniya Ae Tamne Yaad Karva Pade. Je Aavde 6e Tene Shresht Banavvano Praytn Karo.

Koi Ne Bhuli Javu Etlu Aasan Nathi Hotu,
Yado Ne Dafnava Nu Koi Shmashan Nathi Hotu,
Joi Lejo Koi Tutela Dil Na Tukda Ne.
Prem Na Zakhm Nu Koi Nishan Nathi Hotu.

Tene Pamva Hu Bhagvan Sathe Pan Ladi Leto
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"Exam Chale 6e" Atyare Ladvu Thik Nathi.

Mara Swas Ma Taro Sawas Porvaylo 6e
Mara Hraday Ma Tari Chhabi Porvayli 6e
Tari Bah Ma Mari Bah Porvayli 6e
Tara Magaj Ma Mara Vichar Porvayla 6e
Tane Bhale Mara Thi Prem Hoy Ke Na Hoy
Tara Sapna Ma Mara Vicharo Porvayla 6e
Hun Bhale Tara Maate Kai Nathi
Maro Jiv Taara Ma Porvaylo 6e...!!!

Banta:- Yaar Jo Maa Na Kadmo Ma Jannat Hoy 6e To Dadi Na Kadmo Ma Shu Hoy 6e?
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Santa:- (Thodi Var Vichari Ne)  Jannat 2

Tame Bhale Dubla ho Pan Kalju Sinh Nu Rakho,
Swaman Khatar Marvani Takat Rakho,
Koi Tamne Andar-Andar Ladavi N Shake Etli Samjan Rakho,
Sachu Kahevani Himmat Rakho, Ghar Ni Vat Ghar Ma Rakho.

Pichkari Ni Dhar, Gulal No Varsad
Dosto No Pyaar, Vadilo Na Aashirvad
Thai Jao Taiyar Aavi Gayo 6e Holi-Dhuleti No Tehvar.

"Happy Dhuleti"

Chandra Ni Chandni

Rango Ni Holi

Chandr Ae Kahyu Chandni Ne

Khushyo Thi Bhari De Badha Ni Zoli

Mubarak Ho Tamne "Happy Holi".

                                                   

Aajni Holi Ma Tamara Badha Dukh Mati Jay,
Ane Kal Ni Pichkari Na Badha Rango Tamara Jivan Ne Khushiyo Thi Bhari Jay.

"Happy Holi SMS 2013"

Related Words:- (Happy Holi SMS, Holi SMS, Holi Funny SMS, Holi SMS in Gujarati, Gujarati Holi SMS, Holi Jokes, Holi Jokes SMS, Holi Wallpaper, Holi Image, Holi Songs, Holi SMS in Hindi, Holi SMS in English, Holi Festival SMS, Happy Holi 2013, Holi SMS 2013, Hindi Holi SMS, Marathi Holi SMS, Holi SMS in Marathi, Holi wishes SMS)
 

Holi Holi Holi 6e Ene Diwali Na Samjta,
Hu Tamara Ghare Aavu To Mane Mawali Na samjta.

"Happy Holi To You"

Related Words:- (Happy Holi SMS, Holi SMS, Holi Funny SMS, Holi SMS in Gujarati, Gujarati Holi SMS, Holi Jokes, Holi Jokes SMS, Holi Wallpaper, Holi Image, Holi Songs, Holi SMS in Hindi, Holi SMS in English, Holi Festival SMS, Happy Holi 2013, Holi SMS 2013, Hindi Holi SMS, Marathi Holi SMS, Holi SMS in Marathi, Holi Jokes SMS)
 

Khajo, Pijo Ane Rang Udadjo,
Aa Rango Na Tehvar Ma Amne Na Bhulta,
Nacho, Gao Ne Khushiya Manavo,
Mari Taraf Thi Tamne Very Very Happy Holi.

"Happy Holi Friends"

Related Words:- (Happy Holi SMS, Holi SMS, Holi Funny SMS, Holi SMS in Gujarati, Gujarati Holi SMS, Holi Jokes, Holi Jokes SMS, Holi Wallpaper, Holi Image, Holi Songs, Holi SMS in Hindi, Holi SMS in English, Holi Festival SMS, Happy Holi 2013, Holi SMS 2013, Hindi Holi SMS, Marathi Holi SMS, Holi SMS in Marathi)
 

Tame Dil No Hal Batavanu Chhodi Didhu,
Ame Pan Tamne Puchhvanu Choodi Didhu,
Holi Na Tehvarni To Haji Var 6e...
Tame To Atyar Thi Snan Karvanu 6odi Didhu.



Related Words:- (Happy Holi SMS, Holi SMS, Holi Funny SMS, Holi SMS in Gujarati, Gujarati Holi SMS, Holi Jokes, Holi Jokes SMS, Holi Wallpaper, Holi Image, Holi Songs, Holi SMS in Hindi, Holi SMS in English, Holi Festival SMS, Happy Holi 2013, Holi SMS 2013, Hindi Holi SMS, Marathi Holi SMS, Holi SMS in Marathi)

Rango Na Tehvar Ma,
Badha Rango Ni Bolbala Ma,
Badhi Khushiyo Thi Rangai Jay Tamaru Jivan,
Aaj Prathna 6e Amari Bhagvan Ne Varmvar.

"Happy Holi 2013"

(Happy Holi SMS, Holi SMS, Holi Funny SMS, Holi SMS in Gujarati, Gujarati Holi SMS, Holi Jokes, Holi Jokes SMS, Holi Wallpaper, Holi Image, Holi Songs, Holi SMS in Hindi, Holi SMS in English, Holi Festival SMS, Happy Holi 2013, Holi SMS 2013)

Santa:- Aaje TV Ma 30 Fut No Sap (snake) Batavana 6e.
Banta:- Pan Hu Nai Joi Shaku.
Santa:- Kem?
Banta:- Maru TV 21 Inch Nu J 6e.

Dosti No Sambandh Aankh Ane Hath Jevo Hoy 6e.
Hath Ne Vage To Aankh Mathi Aansu Nikle 6e
Ane Jyare Aankh Rade 6e Tyare Hath Aansu lu6e 6e.

Student:- Sir Me Je Nathi Karyu Tena Mate Mane Saja Madshe.
Teacher:- Na.
Student:- "Me Homework Nathi Karyu."

Ugi Gayo Chandr Aathmi Gayo Sury,
Sui Gaya Pakshio, Sui Gaya Manso,
Khovai Jao Tame Pan Mitha Sapna Ma,
Hu Aavish 'Good Night' Kaheva Tamara Sapna Ma.

"Good Night"

Bapu Ae Teni Girlfriend Ne Latter Lakhyo,

"I Love You"

Ane Niche Lakhyu Mai English Ma Etla Mate Lakhyu
Ke Tara Maa-Bap Ne Khabar Na Pade Ke "Hu Tane Prem Karu Chhu."

Bapu Ane Teno Friend Std. 8 Ma 8 Var Fail Thaya.
Friend:- Bapu Chal Suicide Kari Laiye.
Bapu:- Sala Pagal Thai Gayo 6e, Aagla Janm Ma Fari Std.1 Thi Sharu Karvu Padshe.

MITHU Smit
TIKHO Gusso
KHARA Ansuo
KHATI- MITHI Yaado
Ane
Thodi KADVASH
Aa Badha SWAD Mali ne Banti Vangi Etle ZINDGI.

Tazi Hawa Ma Phoolo Ni Sugandh Hoy,
Sury Na Kirno Ma Pakshiyo No Kalrav Hoy,
Jyare Pan Kholo Tame Tamari Aankho,
Ae Ankho Ma Bas Khushiyo Ni Zalak Hoy.

'Good Morning'

Takrar Thai Gai Hoy To Ekrar Karilo
Pan Vyarth Vicharo Karine Bhavishy Bagadsho Nahi.

Duniya Ma Rahi Ne Sapnao Ma Khovai Jao,
Koi Ne Potana Banavo Athva Koina Bani Jao,
Ane Jo Kai Pan Na Thay To Don't Worry
Chadar Ne Takiyo Lai Sui Jao.

'GooD Night'

Bhikhari:- Saheb 2 Rupiya Aapo 2 Divas Thi Bhukhyo 6u.
Sheth:- Sharm Nathi Aavti Tane Rasta Par Ubho Rahi Ne Bhikh Mage 6e.
Bhikhari:-To Shu Karu, Bhikh Magva Mate Office Kholu.

DOST Etle Shu?

Ishwar Jemne Lohi Na Smbandh Thi Jodva Nu Bhuli Gaya Hoy,
Evi Vyaktio Ne Ishwar Aapna Mitro banave 6e,

"Je Aajivan Lohi Piva Jode J Rahe 6e."

Tamari Wife Tamaru Kidhelu Na Maanti Hoy To

To

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Aatlu Dhyan Thi Na Vaacho,
Koi Ni Nathi Maanti.
Badha Ni Ej Ramayan 6e...!!!

Bapu Passport Kadhava Gaya:

Officer:- What is your Name?
Bapu:- Lakhubha

Officee:- Provide Us Your PAN Details.
Bapu:- Banarasi, Jado Chuno, Bheeno Katho, 120, Kachi Patri, Mukhvas.

Shu Kahu Tane Kai Samjatu Nathi,
Kaheva Chahu 6u Pan Kahevatu Nathi,
6e Bas 2 Kadam Dur Tu Mara Thi,
Pan Etluy Antar Mara Thi Kapatu Nathi.

 

Jivan Boxing Ni Ramat Jevu 6e.
Tame Padi Jao Tyare Har Maleli Jaher Thati Nathi,
Pan Tame Padi Gaya Pa6i Fari Ubha N Thao Tyare Har Jaher Thay 6e.

Dhanvan Banvu Sahelu 6e Pan Dhanvan Banya Pa6i Dhan Pachavu Bahu Aghru 6e.

Friend:- Hu Mari Patni Ne Chhutachheda Aapi Rahyo 6u.
Bapu:- Kem Shu Thayu?
Friend:- Te Mari Jode 6 Mahina Thi Bolti J Nathi.
Bapu:- Haji Ek Var Vichari Leje, Aavi Na Bolnari Patni Nasibvara Ne J Male Chhe.

Patni:- Tame Mari Ek Pan Vat Sathe Sahmat Kem Nathi Thata.? Shu Hu Murkh 6u?

Pati:- Chal Tari Aa Vat Sathe Sahmat 6u.

Jindgi Ma Sara Sambandho Ghadiyal (Clock) Na Kanta Jeva Hoy 6e,
Teo Ketlik Var Sathe Male 6e Pan Hamesha Jodayela Rahe 6e.

(Good Relationships Are Like Needles Of a Clock
They Only Meet 4 Some Time But Always Stay Connected.)

Tara Sivay Koi Na Mate Mari Aankho Roi Nathi,
Bimar 6u Tari Mahobbat Ma Sharir Ma Lohi Nathi,
Mara Hata Te Aaje Tara 6e...
Tara Jeva Bewfa Me Kyarey Joya Nathi.

Garmi Ma Divso Ma Badha Loko Bus Stop Par Bau Ni Rah Joi Ne Ubha Hata

Etla Ma 1 Bhikhari Aavyo
Badha Pase Thi Bhikh Magi

Ane

Taxi Ma Besi Ne Jato Rahyo.

Police:- Aavi Rite Bagicha Ma Beso 6o To Nana 6okrao Par Su Asar Thay?
Bapu:- Ame Banne Married 6iye/
Police:- To Ghare Beso Ne.
Bapu:-To Aana Pati Ane Mari Patni Par Su Asar Thay...???

Bapu Mandir Ma Bhagvan Pase
He Bhagvan
Tari Daya
Tari Krupa
Tari Bhakti
Tari Puja
Tari Maya
Tari Karuna
Tari Aarti
Tari Lila

Amari Ekey Nai...???

Jem Tarao Sathe Aakash 6e,
Jem Sambandho Sathe Viswas 6e,
Tamari Aankho Ne Bandh Kari Je Juvo
Tamaro Ek Dost Hamesha Tamari Sathe 6e.

Abhiman Vagar Ni Vani,
Hetu Vagar No Prem,
Apexa Vagar Ni Kalji,
Swarth Vagar Ni Prathna
Aaj Sacha Sambandho Ni Nishani 6e.

Desi Love

Fida 6u Tara Chotla Upar,
Jivu 6u Bajri Na Rotla Upar,
Jo Tu Nai Bole Mari Jode.
To Mari Jais Tara J Otla Upar.

Sanskrit Teacher askd Bapu's Son.
What Is D Meaning of "Tamso Maa Jyotirgamay?"

Bapu's Son Replied:- "Tu Suy Ja Maa, Hu Jyoti Na Ghare Aato Marine Aavu".

Yaado Na Panna Thi Bhareli 6e Zindagi
Sukh Ane Dukh Na Prsango Thi Bhareli 6e Zindagi
Ekla Besi Ne Vichari To Juo

"MITRO" Vagr Ketli Adhuri 6e Zindagi.

Teacher:- Je Manas Ne Banne Hath Na Hoy Tene Hindi Ma ane English Ma Shu Kahevay ?
Bapu:- Hindi Ma Thakur Ane English Ma Hands Free.

Prabhu Kahe 6e Udas Na Thaje,
Hu Tari Sathe 6u,
Same Nahi Pan Tari Andar 6u,
Aankho Bandh Kari Dil Thi Yaad Karje.
Hu Bijo Koi Nahi Taro Viswas 6u.

Aap Na Dil Ma Koi Vastu Hashe,
Prakruti Ni Sate Koi Hastu Hashe,
Jara Bari Kholi Ne To Juo,
Tamne Good Night Kaheva Mate Kutru (Dog) Bhastu Hashe.

"Good Night Friends"

Bapu Ne Sapna Ma Ek 6okri Ae Lafo Maryo.
2 Divas Bapu Bank Ni Job Par Na Gaya.
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Kem Ke Bank Ma Lakhyu Hatu.

“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”

Kafan Na Feko Mara Chehra Par,
Mane Aadat 6e Haswa Ni,
Na Dafnavo Mari Laash Ne
Haju Mane Asha 6e Teni Aavwani.

Vruksh Ma Hoy 6e Judi Judi Daliyo...!!!
Wah...wah...
Vruksh Ma Hoy 6e Judi Judi Daliyo...!!!

Daya Jadiyo,
Abhijit Kaliyo,
Ane
ACP Taliyo...!!!

Temne Ek Fariyad 6e Amari,
Ke Ame Darek Ni Same Joi Hasya Kariye 6iye,
Nasamaj 6e Ae Shu Jane,
Ame To Darek Chehra Ma Temne Joiye 6iye.

Bapu Hospital Ma Jor Jor Thi Bumo Padta Hata:- Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya Chhe? Mare Urgent Kaam 6e.
Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya 6e? Mare Urgent Kaam 6e!

Ek Nurse Ae Aavi Ne Bapu Ne 1 Lafo Maryo Ane Boli:-
Sarkhu Bol Ne Ke Dr. "Neema" Ben Kya 6e..?

Ek Dil 6e Je Kai Boli Shaktu Nathi,
Tamari Judai Ae Sahan Kari Shaktu Nathi,
Kash Ae Samji Jay Mara Dil Ni Vaat
Aap 6o Jena Vagar Aa Dil Rahi Shaktu Nathi.

Gadheda Je Khay Te Ghas 6e Tu,
6okrao Je Khay Te Chamnprass 6e Tu,
Idiot, Stupid, Bakwaas 6e Tu,
Jevo 6e Tevo Maro Dost 6e Tu.

Tamari GirlFriend Ane Tame Ek J Collage Ma Study Karta Ho To Eno Ek Moto Faydo 6e...
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100 % Hajari.
(Tamara Jeva Kharab Vicharo Mane Nathi Aavta BHai)

Jindgi Hasave Tyare Samjvu
Ke Sara Karmo Nu Fal Malyu 6e,
Ane
Jindgi Radave Tyare Samjvu
Ke Sara Karmo Karvano Samay Aavyo 6e.

Suraj Vagar Savar Nathi Thati,
Chandr Vagar Raat Nathi Thati,
Vadal Vagar Varsad Nathi Thato,
Tamari Yaad Vagar Divas Ni Sharuvat Nathi Thati.

"Good Mornings Friends"

Bapu Hotel Manager Ne Gusse Thi:- Aavdi Nani Ordi ? Ema Ek Tabel, Ek Pankho 6e Ne Bhadu 1500 Rupiya? Amne Luntva Betha 6o?

Hotel Manager:- Bapu Shanti Rakho " Room Jovano Haji Baki 6e Aato Lift 6e"

Ae 6okari Ketli Pyari Hati,
Jene Me Aankh Mari Hati
Ae Sendal Pan Ketli Bhare Hati,
Je Tene Mara Matha Par Mari Hati.

Ek Vat Je Darek Friend Bija Friend Ne Kahe 6e.
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"Taara vari Ne Ke Ne Maaru pan Setting Karave . ."

Doctor:- Pujari Ji Tamari Patni Ma Banvani 6e.
Pujari Vichar Ma Padi Gaya.
Doctor:- Su Thayu?
Pujari:- Vicharu Chu Aa Gupt Dan Kon Api Gayu?

Boy:- Kale Hu Tara Ghare Gayo Hato Mane Lage 6e Have Aapna Lagan Nai Thai Shake.
Girl:- Kem...? Pappa Ne Malyo Hato?
Boy:- Na, Tari Bahen Ne Malyo Hato.

Jevi Rite Pani Jovathi Taras 6ipati Nathi
Pan Pani Pivathi Taras 6ipay 6e
Tevij Rite Sara Suvichar Vanchva THi Nahi
Pan Teno Amal Karva Thi J Jivan Sudhare 6e.

Bapu:- Dost, Jara Mari Car Ni Same Aavi Ne Ubho Rahe Ne.

Dost:- Kem?

Bapu:- Mare Break Check Karvi Chhe.

Thai Jashe Darek Chinta Thi Mukti,

Nahi Karvi Pade Man Ni Sathe Kusti,

Jo Sara Mitro Sathe Hashe Tamari Dosti,

To Tamne Jivan Ma Malshe Ghani Badhi Masti.

Jivan Na Darek Pal Khushi Thi Jivo
Kem Ke Darek Pal Ma kaik Janva Male 6e
Kyarek Khushi To Kyarek Gam Male 6e
Baki Savar Ne Sanj To Roj Pade 6e.

Rat Thai Gai Have Tamare Unghvu Joiye,
Mitha-Mitha Sapna Ma Khovai Javu Joiye,
Aaje To Mare Bhagvan Sathe Meeting Chhe...
Kem Ke Tamara Badha Sapna Kale Pura Thava Joiye.

"GooD Night Friends"

Aankho Ma Nami Hati Ane Vitamin Ni Kami Hati,
Wah...Wah...
Aankho Ma Nami Hati Ane Vitamin Ni Kami Hati,
Wah...Wah...
Aakhi Rat Chat Karyu Pan Salu Ae To Girlfriend Ni Mummy Hati.

Haaaa....Haaaa....Haaaa

Pati:- Jo Tane Jamva Banavta Aavdtu Hot To Hu Nokrani Ne Raza Aapi Det.
Patni:- Jo Tamne Prem Karta Aavdtu Hot To Hu Driver Ne Raza Aapi Det.

JIVAN ma KHUSHI Ene Nathi Malti Je Potani SHARATO Par JINDGI Jive 6e
Parntu
KHUSHI Ene Male 6e Je BIJANA SUKH Mate POTANI JINDGI Ni SHARATO Badli Nakhe 6e.

Dil Na Dard Ne Hotho Par Lavta Nathi,
Aankho Thi Aansu Vahavta Nathi,
Zakhm Bhale Game Tetla Unda Hoy,
Ame 'Detol' Sivay Kai Lagavta Nathi.

Bapu No Dikro 100 Volt Na Bulb Par Bapu Nu Nam Lakhi Rahyo Hato.
Friend:- Aa Shu Kare Chhe?
Bapu's Son:- Bapa Nu Nam Roshan Karu Chhu...!!!

Jode Chalvu Ae 'Sharuat' 6e,
Jode Rahevu Ae 'Pragati' 6e'
Jode Jivvu Ae 'Zindgi' 6e,
Jode Marvu Ae 'Prem' 6e,
Pan Alag Rahine Pan Jode Rahevu Ej 'Dosti'.

Hosiyar Manas Thi Bhulo Thay,
Tevu Kyarek J Bane 6e.
Pan
Bhulo Thi Manas Hosiyar Thay
Tevu Jarur Bane 6e.

Juo Fari Aa Rat Aavi Gai,
'Good Night' Kehvani Vat Yaad Aavi gai,
Hu Betho Hato Khula Aakash Niche...
'Chandr' Joyo Ne Tamari Yaad Aavi Gai.

"GooD Night Friends"

Jailer:- Faasi Na Pahela Kone Malva Mange Chhe?
Pin2:- Patni (Wife) Ne...
Jailer:- Maa-Baap Ne Kem Nai?
Pin2:- Navo Janm Laish Etle Maa-Baap Tarat Mali Jashe Pan Wife Mate 21 Year Wait Karvo Padshe.

Badhu Melvine Pan Gumavanu Shikhyu,
Khuli Aankhe Pan Me Suvanu Shikhyu,
Na Vicharo Ketlu Tadpyu Hashe Haiyu...
Jyare Hasta Hasta Pan Me Rovanu Shikhyu.

Jivan Na Jungal Ma Khovayo 6e Prem,
Mrutyu Na Mahasagar Ma Dubyo 6e Prem,
Qayamat Ne Pan Mat Aapi Aavyo,
Atle J To Aa Duniya Ma Amar Thayo 6e Prem.

Kam Karvu 6e Nokri Jove 6e,
Prem Karvo 6e 6okri Jove 6e,
Bhukh To Lagi 6e Pan Shu Karu Gujarati 6u,
Mane To Swarg Ma Pan Dhokri Jove 6e.

NOKRI MATE "KHOJ" KARO,
JAMVA MATE "LOJ" KARO,
NAHVA MATE "HOJ" KARO,
BALANCE HOY TO SMS KARO
NA HOY TO MAFAT MA SMS VACHI "MOJ" KARO...!!!

Koi Pan Apexa Vagar Hamesa Badha Nu Saru Karva No Praytna Karvo,
Kem Ke Ek Juni Kehvat 6e...

"Je Loko Phool Vaheche 6e,
Tena Hath Ma Sugndh Rahi Jay 6e."

Shivratri Blessings To You And Your Family,

May The Almighty Lord Shiva Bless You All

With Good Things And Perfect Health.

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Om Namah SHIVAY

"HAR HAR MAHADEV"

"HAPPY Maha Shivratri..."

Happy Maha Shivratri SMS, Gujarati Maha Shivratri SMS, Shivratri SMS in Gujarati, Maha Shivratri SMS in Gujarati, 

Maha Shivratri Wallpaper, Maha Shivratri SMS in Hindi

Gujarati love latter Shayari -

Aa Dil Ni Don Chhe Tu,
Dosti No Sweet Kon Chhe Tu,
Dhadkan Ni Rington Chhe Tu,
Tara Mate Shu Kahu Ali Gandi,
Mara Mate To Vyaj Vagar Ni Loan Chhe Tu...!!!

Papa- Exam Najik Aave Se Have To Book Kholo.
Son- Roj To Ek Book Kholu Su.
Papa- Kai Book?
Son- 'Facebook'.

Achanak Rasta Ma Mulakat Thai Gai,
Karvi Na Hati Te Vat Thai Gai,
Me Kahyu Tara Mate Chand Lavi Dau,
To ae Boli 'Doba Have To Savar Thai Gai'.

Tamara Thi Duri No Ehsaas Satavva Lagyo,
Tamari Sathe Gujarelo Samay Yaad Avva Lagyo,
Jyare Pan Tamne Bhulvani Ni Koshish Kari 6e Ae 'Dost'
Tu Dil Ni Vadhu Ne Vadhu Najik Avva Lagyo...!!!

Ek Bhikhari Road Par Bhikha Magto Hato.
Bhikhari:- Madam Ek Rupiyo Aapo Ne.
Madam:- Pan Tu To Bhikhari Jevo Lagto Nathi.
Bhikhari:- To Tame Pan Kya Madam Jeva Lago 6o.

Ram ane Ravan Yuddh Karta Hata.
Ravan Achanak: Chal Ram Bye,
Ram: Kem Dari Gayo ?
Ravan: Na 7:00 Vagya, Rajnikant Ne Agarbatti Karvani Chhe..

Tame Je Kahesho Ae Vishe Loko Kadach Shanka Kare,
Pan Tame Je Kari Batavsho Ae J Teo Manshe.

Navo Divas,
Navi Savar,
Nava Vicharo,
Navi Aashao,
Nava Umango,
Navo Utsah,
Navi Laagni,
Nava Sankalp
Sathe Aavyu Aa
Nootan Safal SuPrabat.

Good Morning

Sanjogo Same Ladta Shikho,
Aansu Pine Hasta Shikho,
Duniya Ma Rahevu Hoy To Duniya Thi Daro Nahi,
Duniya To Ek Dariyo 6e Aa Dariya Ma Tarta Shikho.

Modern Dhamki-

Teacher- Kale Tara Mummy- Papa Ne Bolavi Ne Lavje Nahi To Taru Result Facebook Par Upload Kari Daish.

Vaheta Dariya Ne Shu Rokse Koi ?
Tutela Kaach Ne Shu Jodse Koi ?
Chalo Paa6o 1 Vaar Prem Karine Joiye
Have Aa Tutela Dil Ne Shu Todse Koi ???

Darek Dukh Kashuk Shikhvi Jay 6e,
Darek Paristhiti Kashuk Janavi Ne Jay 6e,
Ek Prem J 6e Je Shikhya Vina Aavdi Jay 6e,
Baki To Duniya Ma Samay Badhu Batavi Jay 6e.

After Exam

Student Of Baroda:- Paper Hard Hatu,
Student Of Rajkot:- Paper Bakvas Hatu,
Student Of Surat:- Paper Selu Hatu,
Pan
Student Of Ahmedabad:- Paper Gayu Tel Leva, Baju Ma 6okari Mast Hati.

Bapu:- Doctor Tame Maaro Daaru chhodavi Shako ?
Doctor:- Ha...100 %.
Bapu:- To Rajkot Police Station Ma Aapdi 40 Bottle Japt Thai 6e. Chhodavi Dyo Ne...!!!

Khushi Na Hoy To Hasy Shu Kamnu?
Maza Na Hoy To Masti Shu Kamni?

Savar Savar Ma Tamne Good Morning Massage Na Kariye To Aa Dosti Shu Kamni?

Good Morning

Life Five True

1. Maa Sivay Koi Vafadar Nathi.
2. Garib No Koi Mitr Nathi.
3. Loko Sirat Nahi Sari Surat Juve 6e.
4. Ijjat Manas Ni Nahi Paisa Ni Thay 6e.
5. Jene Sauthi Vadhu Prem Karo Te J Sauthi Vadhu Dukh Aape 6e.

Patni Hovi Ae "Part Of Living" Chhe
Pan...
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Ubha Thao Sheth Savar Thai Gai...

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Unghi Jao Mazak Karu 6u...Good Night Friends.

Doctor:- Tame Aa patient Ne 1 Kalak Pahela Lavya Hot To Aane Bachavi Shakat.

Patient Relative:- Pan Doctor Saheb Aa accident To 15 Minute Pahela J Thayo.

Lagan (marriage) Public Toilets Jevu 6e.

Je Loko Bahar Rah Jota Ubha Hoy Ae Andar Java Mate Utavla Hoy
Ane
Je Loko Andar Hoy Te Bahar Aavva Utavla Hoy...!!!

Prem Ae Kai Varsad Nathi Je Varse Ane Rokai Jay,
Prem Ae Kai Sury Nathi Je Uge Ane Aathmi Jay,
Prem Nam 6e Ae Swas Nu...
Jo Chale To Zindgi Ane Rokay To Mot Bani Jay.

Tamara Vina Jivata Nathi Aavdtu,
Prem No Ekrar Karta Nathi Aavdtu,
Etlu Kahish Ke Tame Mara 6o Pran
Aanathi Vadhu Kaheta Nathi Aavdtu.

-Bhavin Sathwara (Facebbok)

Jya 'Dosti' Tya 'Pyaar'
Jya 'Pyaar' Tya 'Ishq'
Jya 'Ishq' Tya 'Judai'
Jya 'Judai' Tya 'Dard'
Jya 'Dard' Tya "Zandu Baam".

Zandu Baam Lagao Ane Shanti Thi Sui Jao.
Good Night...

Tamara Night Ni Sari Sharuvat Thay,
Pyaar Bharela Swapno No Varsad Thay,
Divas Bhar Jene Tame Yaad Karo 6o...
Bhagvan Kare Swapn Ma Teni Sathe Mulakat Thay.

Good Night.

Are Sambhar...!!!

Tara Pase Koi Saro Good Night SMS 6e???
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Jo Hoy To Mara Taraf Thi Vanchi Ne Sui Ja...!!!

Good Night...Sweet Dream

Chandr Ae Karya Tara Ne 'Invite'
Suraj Ae Pakdi Lidhi Savar Ni 'Flight'

Bhagvan Ne Yaad Kari Off Karo 'Light'
Mara Taraf Thi Tamne Prem Thi "GooD NighT".

Patni:- Hu Tamne Ketli Sari Lagu 6u?
Pati:- Bauj Mast..!!
Patni:- Pan Ketli Sari ???
Pati:- Etli Ke Dil Kare 6e Tara Jevi Biji Ek Patni Lavi Dau. 

Jo Mobile Gujarat Ma Banto Hot To? 
To Ema Aava Template Hot,

1. Doba call Kar.
2. Cigrate Leto Aavje.
3. Pan Leto Aavje.
4. Aav Ne Tedva.
5. Pachi Phone Kar Bapa 6e.
6. Picture jova javu 6e ?
7. Hamna mandi chale 6.

Ane Chelle ??

10. Halti No Tha.

Dagle Ne Pagle Sath Aapjo,
Aave Musibat To Hath Aapjo,
Jivan Ma Rahejo Sada Mitra Banine,
Munjay Maru Man Tyare Thodi Himmat Ne Thodo Sangath Aapjo.

Rajnikant Ae Ek Nani Chokri Ne Bhul Thi Nonveg SMS Mokli Didho.
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Aje Ae 6ookri 'sunny leone' Na Nam Thi Famous Thai Gai.

Duniya Ma Amne Na Koi Saharo Dekhayo,
Bus Khali Tamaro Ekj Saharo Dekhayo.
Tamara Payar Ma Eva To Vahi Gaya Ame,
Na Tofan Dekhyu Ke Na Kinara Dekhaya.

Ajib Lage 6e Sanj Kyarek Kyarek,
Zindagi Nakami Lage 6e Kyarek Kyarek,
Samaj Ma Ave To Amne Pan Kehjo,
Kem Kare 6e Yado Pareshaan Kyarek Kyarek...!!!

Frnd:- Aa Navo Mobile Kyare Lidho?
Bapu:- Lidho Nathi, Uthavyo 6e.
Frnd:- Kono?
Bapu:- Girlfriend No... Te Roj Kehti Hati Tu Maro Phone Uthavto Kem Nathi Aje Moko Joine Uthavi Lidho.

1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar 6e.

Na Karo Fariyaad Ke Tame Yaad Nathi Karta,
Tamara Nana Magaj Ma Mara Mota Vichar Nthi Karta,


Aato Tame Khoti Vat Karo 6o Baki Ame Tamari Jem Amara Mitro Ne Bhulya Nathi Karta...!!!

Bhutkal No Khoto Vasvaso Ane Bhavishyni Vyarth Chinta Vagar Vartman Sudharo Te Tamara Hath Ma 6e.

2020 Ni Sal Ma Petrol Mateni Jaherat Aavi Hashe.
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10 Liter Petrol Kharido Ane Melvo Tata Neno Free...!!!

Jo Zindagi Tane Radvana 100 Karan Aape
To Ene Bataavi De Ke
Tari Pase Hasvana 1000 Karan 6e...!!!

Koi Sathe 6e Pan Pase Kem Nathi,
Koi Yaado Ma 6e Pan Vato Ma Kem Nathi,
Koi Haiye Dastak Aape 6e Pan Haiya Ma Kem Nathi,
AE- Ajanbi Kyak To 6e Pan Aankho Same Kem Nathi.

Women Nu Internet Virous Jevu 6e.
Pahela Tamara Jivan Ma 'Enter' Thashe,
Pa6i Tamara Khissa 'Scan' Karshe,
Paisa 'Transfer' Karshe,
Tamaru Smile 'Delete' Karshe,
Ane Tamaru Jivan 'Hang' Karshe.

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1 Bapu Bulet Par Jata Ta
Rasta Ma Chhokri Samu Jota Jota Slip Mari Gaya.
Girl:- Vagyu To Nathi Ne?
Bapu:- Are Na Re Gandi, Aato Aapdi Utarvani Style 6e.

Baa:- Juvo Chhapa (Paper) Ma Daru Pivathi Thata Nukshan Vishe Lakhyu 6e Ane Tame Rat - Divas Daru Pi - Pi Karo 6o.
Bapu:- Bas, Bahu Thayu, Kalthi Bilkul Bandh.
Baa:- Sache, Kalthi Daru Pivanu Bandh ne.
Bapu:- Na, Kal Thi (Chhapu) Paper Bandh.

Khushi Shodhu 6u To Dukh Male 6e,
Aa Dukh Jivan Ma Badhe J Male 6e,
Je Jivan Na Badha Dukh Vahechi Le...
Eva Dosto Khub Ochha Male 6e.

Sukh No Suraj Sneh Ni Savar,
Megh Ni Maher Prem Ni Pukar,
Dil Ni Dhadkan Mann Ni Muskan,
Khushio No Khazano Lai Aavyu Soneri Suprabhat.

"Good Morning"

'Samay' Sathe Chalvani Aavdat To Badha Pase Hoy 6e.
Maza To Tyare Aave
Jyare 'Samay' Badlai Jay Pan 'Manas' Na Badlay.

Ek Vaky Kyarek Tamaru Jivan Badli Shake 6e. Mahan Loko Temna Shabdo Thi J Mahan Banya Hoy 6e.

Ankho Bandh Karine Prem Kare Te PREYSI,
Ankho Patpatavine Prem Kare Te DASI
Ankho KADHINE Prem Kare Te PATNI
Ane Aankho Bandh Thai Tya Sudhi Prem Kare Te "Maa".

Aavi Gai Pachi Navi Aasha Sathe Savar,
Good Morning Kahu Chhu Aapne Farivar,
Prembhav Thi Sathe Rahejo Puro Parivar,
Haro Faro Moj Karo Aje To Chhe Maja No Ravivar.

The Sun is Avi Gyo 6e,
Very Much Tadko thai Gyo 6e,
Birds are walkout for Chanva
And Still U R Sleep Rahya 6o,
"Wake up Mara Dost Wake up"

"Good Morning"
"Gujarati Good Morning SMS"

Police Bapu Na Ghar Ni Talashi Leva Gai.
Police:- Amne Khabar Mali 6e Ke Tamara Ghar Ma Visfotak Samagri Chhe.
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Bapu:- Ha, Khabar To Sachi 6e, Pan Ae Hamna Piyar Gai 6e.

Etli Sasti Nathi Aa Zindagi Ke Koi ni Pa6ad Hu Vitavi Dau,

6ata Pan Ene Joi Ne Em Thay 6e Ke Chal Ne Fari 1 Var Vichari Lau...!

Jindgi Ma Sambandho Kobi (Onion) Jeva 6e,
Jo Tame Tene Folya J Karo, To 6elle Hath Ma Kaij Na Vadhe.

(Life Is Like An Onion.
You Peel It Off One Layer At A Time,
And Sometimes You Weep.)

Aapno Ek Problem 6e Ke Aapne Samjta Badhu Hoiye Chhiye Pan Svikarta, Manta Ke Karta Ae J Hoiye Chhiye Je Aapne Karvu Hoy Chhe.