Hu Tmne Roj SMS Kem Moklu 6u?


Masti Mate?
Na
Time Pass Mate?
Na


Hu SMS Mara Desh Mate Moklu 6u
KemKe
"PADEGA INDIA Tabhi To Badega India"

6okari Patava Na 3 Nuskha.


1.
2.
3.


Jaldi Lakhi Ne Moklo
Hu Haji Single 6u.

Teacher:- Bolo "A" Pa6i Shu aave?
.
.
Bapu Thodu Vicharine...."Kya Bolti Tu?"

Bhutkal Ni Yaad Ma Ane Bhavishy Na Plan Ma Vartman Bagdi Na Jay Tenu Dhyan Rakhjo.

Frnd:- Pati Ane Patni Ma Shu Fark Hoy 6e.
Bapu:- Pati Badhi Vato Ek Kaan Thi Sambhre 6e Ane Bija Kan Thi Kadhi Nakhe 6e.
Ane
Patni Banne Kane Thi Sambhare 6e Ane Mukh Mathi Badhu Kadhi Nakhe 6e.

Khushi Shodhu 6u To Dukh Male 6e
Aa Dukh Jivan Ma Badhe J Male 6e
Je JIvan Na Badha Dukh Vahechi Le
Eva Mitro Khub O6a Male 6e.

Sara Dekhavu Ane Sara Banvu Ema Ghano Farak 6e
Sara Dekhavu Ae Kudrate Aapeli Baxis 6e
Jyare Sara Bnvu Ae Aapna Dhwara Apnne Aapeli Baxis 6e.

Bapu:- Saheb Mari Patni Gum Thai Gai Chhe
Officer:- Bhai Aa Post Office Chhe Police Station Nai.
Bapu:- Ohh Maf Karjo, Khushi Na Lidhe Kya Javu Kashu Samaj Ma Nathi Aavtu.

Teacher:- Tu Tari Mummy Ne Mum Kahi Ne Bolave 6e To Tari Mummy Ni Moti Bahen Ane Nani Bahen Ne Shu Kahi Bolave Chhe?
Bapu (VichariNe):- Minimum Ane Maximum..

Girl:- I Love You
Boy:- I Love You To
Girl:- Mane Ketlo Prem Kare Chhe?
Boy:- Jetlo Tu Mane Kare Chhe?
Girl:- Eno Matlab, Tu Pan Time Paas Kare Chhe.

Viswas Ane Prathna Aatma Na 2 Vitamin Chhe. Koi Pan Vyakti Aani Vagar Svasth Jivan Jivi Shake Nahi.

Bapu Teni Bahen(Sister) Na Lagan Ma Vidai Vakhte:-
Papa Didi Rove Chhe Pn Jijaji To Nathi Rota


Papa:- Beta Didi Ghar Na Gate Sudhi Roshe Pan Pachhi Jijaji Aakhi Zindgi Roshe.

Thodu Vicharo
.
.
.
.
Have Bolo...
Shu Vicharyu???

Viswas Na Paya Vina Jivan Ni Imarat Ubhi Rahi Shakti Nathi.

Premika:- Lagan Pa6i Hu Tamara Badha Dukh Vahechi Laish.
Premi:- Pan Mane Kai Dukh Nathi
Premika:- Hu Lagan Pa6i Ni Vat Karu 6u.

Pati:- Hu Tari Roj Roj Nvi Farmaish Thi Kantadi Gayo 6u Mate Hu Aapghat Krva Jau 6u.
Patni:-Saru Ek White Dress To Lavi Aapo, Besna Ma Pehrva.

Girl:-Teri Meri, Meri Teri Prem Kahani Hai Mushkil
2 lafzo me ye bayaan na ho paye..


Gujju Boy:- Are Try To Kari Jo, Try Karvama Shu Jay Chhe Kadach Thai Jay.

Prem Nu Che Prakran Aetale Prem Thi Patavava Magu Chu,
Baki Mane Padkaar Feke Aevo Jagatma Koi Awaz Nathi.
Tane Bhagadi Ne Lai Javi A Mara Daba Hathno Khel Che,
Pan Mara Khandaan Ma Haju Aavo Koi Riwaz Nathi.


-Pravinsinh Parmar

Mukh Ma Shu Jay Chhe (Bhojan) Tena Karta Mukh Mathi Shu Nikle Chhe (Bhasha,Vani) Te Ati Mahtv Nu 6e.

Me Mom Ne Puchyu:- Kya Sudhi Mari Fikar Kari Ratre Jagti Rahish


Mom Ae Kahyu:- Jya Sudhi Tu Tari Biji Maao Sathe Raate Phone Par Vat Karvanu Bandh Nahi Kare.

Bapu Filmy Syle Ma:-Pee Lu Tere Nile-Nile Naino Ki Shabnam
Pee Lun Tere Gile-Gile Hoto Se Sargam.


Girl:- Ae Banne Ni Vachche Naak(nose) Pan Aave Chhe Tyathi Pan Kaik Pee Ne Batav.

Teacher:- Bhanvanu Rakho Nahi To Koi Tamne Job Nahi Aape.


Bapu (Filmy Style Ma):- Sir, Padhai To Wo Log Karte Hai Jinhe Job Chahiye,
Hum To Job Dene Waalo Me Se Hai..

Dad:- Aa 6okari Kon 6e?
Son:- My GirlFriend
.
Next Day.


Dad:- Have Aa Navi 6okari Kon 6e?
Son:- "Rishta Wohi, Item Nayi..."

Bapu To Girl:- 99% 6okario Ek Question No Jawab Nathi Aapi Shakti, Shu Tu Jawab Aapi Shakish?
Girl:- Ha 100% Jawab Aapish.
Bapu:- Taro Mobile Number Kayo 6e?

Hu Kya Kahu 6u Ae Nathi Karti Mari Kadar
Evu Nathi Ke Hu 6u Ena Prem Thi Bekhbr
Ae Ekrar Nthi Karti Bas...
Baki Hoy 6e Harpal Eni Mara Par Najar.

Nahak Hu Swas Par Swas Bhrato Rahyo
Tane Pamavani Khoti Aash ma
Pritiksha Mara Jivan No Paryay Bani Gai
Mot Pan Maltu Nathi Aa Shubh Ghadi Na Sath Ma.

Jag Jiti Lidhu 6e Have Fikar Nathi,
Gharvalo 6u Have Be-Ghar Nathi,
Ikrar Taro Thai Gayo 6e Have,
Have Duniya No Mane Dar Nathi.

Teacher:- Kale Kem School Ma Nato Aavyo?
Santa:- Sir, Ghar Ma Thodu Zaruri Kam Hatu.
Teacher:- O I C
Santa:- Na Sir Wo Nai Aayi C Main Milne Gaya C.

Munnabhai:- ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit:- Apun ko malum hai na


C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday

6okari Bhagvan Na Mandirma..
6okari:- He Prabhu ! Mare Tari Pase Kai Nathi Jovtu, Bas Mari Maa Ne Ek Saro Jamai Lavi Aap.
(Pa6al Ek 6okaro Ubho Hato)
6okaro:- He Prabhu, Tu Mane Aani Maa No Ek Saro Jamai Banavi De !

Sharam Ene Aave Chhe Je Sharam Thi Sharmay Chhe,
Ame To Rahya Besharam, Sharam Amarathi Sharmay Chhe...!!!

Maa:- Beta Apple Khaish?
Beta:- Na
Maa:- Beta Orange Khaish?
Beta:- Na
Maa:- Beta Mango Khaish?
Beta:- Na
Maa:- Puro Tara Baap Par Gayo Chhe, Tu Champal J Khavano.!!!

Aankho Thi Samji Shake Evu Koi Joiye
Rota Dil Ne Hasave Evu Koi Joiye
Mali Jay 6e Ghana Pyaar Jatavva Wala
Pan Pyar Nibhave Evu Koi Joiye.

Frnd To Bapu:- Tane Jo Ek Lakh Rupiya Jiti Jay To Tu Shu Kare?
Bapu:- Hu Khushi Thi Pagal Thai Jav Ane Tyar Bad Te Ek Lakh Rupiya Thi Maro Ilaj Karavya Karu.

Prem Ma Kadi Nikat Aavvani Sharat Na Hoy
Bij Vavya P6i Fal Prapti Tarat Na Hoy
Koi Koine Chahe Ae Vat Gmbhir 6
Pn Dil Na Sbandh Ma Koi Ramat Na hoy.

Dukh Nu Sankat Tamari Mulakate Biji Var Tamari Pase Na Aave Em Ichhta Hov To Pahelivar Aavine Te Je Path Shikhvi Gaya Hoy Te Barabar Shikhi Lo.

Bhagvane Stirio Ne..


-Sundar Banavi
-Saru Magaj Aapyu
-Haran Jevi Aankho Aapi
-Pyaar Thi Bharelu Dil Aapyu
 Ane Pa6i
-Jibh Aapine Badha Par Pani Fervi Didhu.

Koini Rah Jovi Ae Aghru 6e
Koine Bhuli Javu Ae Enathi Pn Vdhare Aghru 6e
Pn Sauthi Vdhare Aghru Ae Nakki Karvu
Ke Eni Rah Jovi Ke Bhuli Javu???

6okari Na Gaal Pan Gulab Marvathi


English Girl:- Darling U R Naughty.
Urdu Girl:- Nahi Karo Jaanu.
Shikh Girl:- Tussi Bade Romantic Ho.
Gujarati Girl:- Shu Nakhra Kare 6e Doba Aankh Ma Vagyu.

Antar Thi Yaad KariNe Ek Var Mali Lejo
Hayati Nai Hoy Tyare Yaad Karine Su Karsho?
Het Ni Bharti Aavine Chali Jse;
pa6i Kinare 6ipla Vini Ne Su Karsho?

Manushy Dhan No Das 6e, Dhan Koinuy Das Nathi.


-Mahabharat

Pati:- Jo Mane Lotri Lage To Tu Su Kare?
Patni:- Hu addhu Inam Lai Ne Hamesh Mate Jati Rau.
Pati:- Bau Saras, Mane 50 Rs Ni Lotri Lagi 6e, Le Tara 25 Rs Ane Chalti Tha.

Tazi Hawa Ma Phool Ni Sugandh Hoy
Savare Madhur Pankhi No Kalrav Hoy
Jyare Pan Kholo Tame Aankho
Te Aankho Ma Bas Khushiyo Ni Zalak Hoy.

Teacher:- Kaho Joi Semester System No Su Faydo 6e?
.
.
.
Student:- Faydo Hoy Ke Na Hoy Varsh Ma 2 Var Bejjati Jarur Thai Jay 6e.

Door Rhi Ne Tamari Yaad Aavi
Rat Pade Ne Tamari Yaad Aavi
Kharab Loko To Ghana Mlya Zindgi Ma
Pan Jyare Sara Loko Ni Vaat Thai To Tamari Yaad Aavi.

Jindgi Ne Koipan Jat Ni Shart Vagar Prem Karo.

Zindgi Ma Samay Thi Vdhare Koi Potanu Ane Parku Nathi Hotu.
Samay Tamaro To Badha Potana
Ane
Samay Tmarao Na Hoy To Bdha Parka Thai Jay 6e.

Prem No Nasho o6o Nthi Hoto
Aa Nasho Badha Na Nasib Ma Nthi Hoto
Prem Ni Dawa Shodhay To Thik 6e
Baki Priytam Na Sparsh Jevo Koi Malam Nthi Hoto.

Ful bani ne hasvu e zindgi 6,
Hasi ne dukh bhulavu e zindgi 6,
Jiti ne koi khush thay to su thayu,
Koina mate harine khush thavu e j zindgi 6.

Beta:- Tame Mane Roj Maro Ane Pito Chho Shu Tamara Pappa Pan Tamne Roj Pitta Hata?
Bapu:- Ha, Pan Kem Puchhyu?
Beta:- Khabar To Pade Ne Ke Aa GundaGiri Kyarthi Chali Rahi Chhe.

Zindgi Ni Race Ma Jo Badha Thi First Aavvu Hoy To Enu Ek Secret Chhe Pan Koi Ne Kehvanu Nay
.
.
.
Eklaj Dodvanu.

Kon Kahe 6e Chomasa Maj Pur Aave 6eKon Kahe 6e Chomasa Maj Pur Aave 6e
.
.
.
Ahiya To Eni Yaado Ma Vagar Chomase Mahasagar Ubharay 6e.

Kasam Aapi Mane Majboor Na Karo
Potana Par Aatlo Gurur Na Karo
Janu 6u Tamara Par Maro Haq Nathi
Pan Tamari Yaado Mathi Mane Aam Door Na Karo.

Zakhmi Thyu Dil Pn Koine Khabar Nthi
Mara Prem Ni Ena Pr Koi Asar Nthi
Tamara Thi Door Thaish To Mari Jaish
Ene Khyu Aa Koi Moti Khabar Nathi.

Ena Mate Jivta Shikho Je Tamara Mate Marva Taiyar Hoy,
Ane
Ene Hamesha Khush Rakhta Shikho Jena Dil Ma Fakt Tamara Mate Prem Hoy.

Ena Khayalo Mane Suva Nathi Deta
Have Nathi Rahi Mane Mara Potani Khabar
Evu To Shu 6e Ena Pyaar Ma
Ke Mane Bija Ni Asar Thava Nathi Deti.

Samay Pan Kevi Ajib Pariksha Kare 6e
Ek Dard Aapi Bijani Raksha Kare 6e
Hrdy Ni Zid To Juvo Zindgi Ma
Je Nthi Mlvanu Tenij Pariksha Kare 6e.

1 African Ane Bapu Bhega Thaya.
Bapu: Tamare Tya Azadi Kona Lidhe Mali?
African: Nelson Mandela
Ane Tamare Tya ??
Bapu: Amare Tya Gandhiji Mandela.

Ek Bewfa Ni Yaado Ma Me Jaam Uthavi Lidho,
.
.
.
.
Pa6i Lagavyo Bread Par Ane Fatafat Khai Gayo.

Moti Verana Chok Ma,
Ene Vinta Tu Mane Rok Ma,
Har Paheravis Hu Tari Dok Ma,
Pan Atyare Pattar Thok Ma.

Man Gamta Naam Ne Umar Na Hoy,
Eto Game Tyare Hath Par Lakhay,
Mausam Ne Joi Ne Phool Na Khile,
Phool Na Khilvathi Mausam Badlay 6e.