Muj Haiya Ma Prem Na Toran Bndhaya
Aankho Ane Dil Ma Ej Samaya
Yug Thi Sachvelu Dil Hve Maru Nthi Rhyu
Koi Ni Prit Na Rango Thi Ame Eva Rangaya.

Tu Aav Jara Pase Ane Vat Kari Jo
6od Ant Ni Chinta Ane Sharuvat Kari Jo
Zindgi Lutavi Deshu Tara Mate
Ek Var Mane Prem Kari To Jo.

Ek Khyal Vahalo Mne Tmaro Aapo
Sone Madhavu Ene Evo Prem Rupalo Aapo
Het Thi Sajavu Ne Thay Savar Sugandhi
Evi Pal Mane U6ini Aapo...

I pray this DIWALI shower upon you:


1.Shanti
2.Shakti
3.Saiyam
4.Sammaan
5.Saralta
6.Safalta
7.Samridhi
8.Sanskaar
9.Swaasthya


HAPPY DIWALI!

Laxmi No Hath Hoy,
Saraswati No Sath Hoy,
Ganesh No Nivas Hoy
Ane Ma Gurga Na Aashirvad Thi Tamaru Jivan Prakashmay Hoy.


*Happy Diwali*

Phool Ni Sharuvat Kali Thi Thay 6e,
Zindgi Ni Sharuvat Pyaar Thi Thay 6e,
Pyaar Ni Sharuvat Potanao Thi Thay 6e,
Ane Tyohvar Ni Sharuvat Tamara Thi Thay 6e.


*Happy Diwali*

Diwali Aavi,
Masti Lavi,
Rangoli Banavo,
Diva Pragtavo,
Dhoom Dhadaka Phodo Fatakda.
*Happy Diwali*

Aa Diwali Thi Aavati Diwali
Sudhi Tamne Gharwali, Bajuwali, Kamwali, Fulwali, Shakwali Badhay No Pyaar Male.


*Happy Diwali*

Diwali Nam chhe
Khushiyo Nu,
Prakash Nu,
Laxmi Nu
Aa Diwali Par Tamari Zindgi Khushi, Prakash Ane Laxmi Thi Bharpur Rahe Tevi Shubhkamna.
*Happy Diwali*

Divse-Divse Vadhto Rahe Tamaro Karobar
Parivar Ma Bani Rahe Sneh Ane Pyaar
Kayam Thay Dhan No Varsad
Aavo Hoy Tamaro DHANTERAS No Tehvar.

Laxmi Devi Ni Krupa Tmara Par Varse
Badha Tamari Pase Loan Leva Tarse
Bhagvan Tamne Thela Bhari Ne Aape Paisa
Ke Tame Chiller Leva Tarso.

Diva Jagmagata Rahe
Hu Tamne Tame Mane Yaad Aavta Raho
Jya Sudhi Zindgi 6e, Dua 6e Mari
Tame Chand Ni Mafak Jagmagata Raho.

AAJ THI DIWALI NO PARV SARU THAI GAYO 6E.
Tmaru Jivan Diva Ni Jem Prakashit Rhe Tevi Shubhkamna.
*Happy Diwali To All My Frnd*


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Teacher:- Pani Ma Raheta 5 Vastu Na Naam Bolo?
Bapu:- Dedko
Teacher:- Bija 4
Bapu:- Dedka Ni Mummy, Dedka Na Papa, Dedkani Sister, Ane Dedkani GirlFrnd.

Baa:- Tame Kyarey Vicharyu 6e Ke Mara Lagan Bija Koi Sathe Thaya Hot To Shu That?
Bapu:- Na, Hu Kyarey Koinu Khotu Nathi Vicharto.

Girl - I am Loving You
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Bapu - Aree Gandi Tu Loving u To Hu Sutali Bomb.

Tasviro To Tari J Hati Dil Ni Diwalo Par Sanam..
Tasviro To Tari J Hati Dil Ni Diwalo Par Sanam..
Ke Bs Aa Diwali Ae Chuno Dholavi Didho Sanam..

Bapu:- Aa Tameta Kem Aapya?


Sakvali:- 20 Na 500
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Bapu:- To Halo Ganva Mando.

Dabba Ma Dabbo Dabba Ma Cake,
Wah...
Dabba Ma Dabbo Dabba Ma Cake,


Mand Mand Ek Chhokri Ae Add Karyo Ne, Ae Pan Fake.

Kaka Valand Pase Gaya. 
Valand - Kaka Val Ketla Tuka Rakhu? 
Kaka - Tari Kaki Na Hath Ma Na Aave Etla Kari Nakh.

Te 6okari Ketli Pyaari Hati,
Jene Me Aankh Mari Hati,
Teni Sandle Pan Ketli Bhare Hati
Je Tene Mara Matha Par Mari Hati.

Tame Mara Pakkaa Dost 6o.
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Upar Vachi Lidhu To Niche Shu Certificate Shodo 6o?

Frnd:- Aa Boyfrnd-GirlFrnd Shu Hoy 6e?
Bapu:- Kai Nay Ek 6okro Ane Ek 6okari Hoy 6e
Jema Ek Hase 6e Ane Bijo Kharcho Kari Ne Rove 6e.

Aa Yaad 6e Tari Ke
Yaado Ma Tu 6e
Aa Sapnu 6e Taru Ke
Sapna Ma Tu 6e


Nathi Khabar Mane
Tu Batavi De Mane
Mara Jivan Ma Tu 6e
Ke Maru Jivan Tu 6e.

Ketlak Sambandho Jivan Sathe Vanai Jay 6e,
Ketlik Yaado Swpan Bani Ne Rahi Jay 6e,0
Lakho Musafir Pasar Thai Jay To Pan
Koik Na Pagla Kaym Mate Yaad Rahi Jay 6e.

Amne To Aevi Sawar Joiye,
Jema Hoy Mitrata Ni Khusbu,
Viswas Ni JALAK,
Aapna Sneh Ni Laher,
Ane Tamara Sweet Sweet SmS Ni Maher.

Diwali Aave 6e Ne?
Hmm..To...


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Hathodi Mokalu 6u,
Kem?
Kem CHANDALIYA Nathi Fodva..?
*Happy Diwali In Advance*

Dhoni : Aapka Beta Puri Match Me Chilla Raha Tha VANDE MATARAM
Bapu : Nahi Vo To Gujarati Me Tuje Kah Raha Tha Ke "ONE DAY MA TO RAM"

Ankho Ma Aansu Rakhi Ne Betho 6u.
Aam To Chehra Par Muskan 6e.
Pan Haju Ketlik Fariyad 6upavi Ne Betho 6u.

One Of The Best Line In My Life:


"Shabd-Kosh Ma Bija Badha Shabdo Na Arth Mali Shake,
Pan Jivan No Arth To Jivan Jivi ne j Shodhvo Pade 6e."

Khamosi Emni Mara Par Varsti Rahi
Mari Aatma Emni Takalif Samajti Rahi
Khabar Hati Ke Te Majboor 6e
Te 6ta Tene Jova Mari Aankho Tarasti Rahi!

Gazal Ni Jarur Mahefil Ma Hoy Chhe,
Prem Ni Jarur Dil Ma Hoy Chhe, 
Mitro Vagar Adhuri Chhe Jindgi, 
Kem Ke Mitro Ni Jarur Darek Pal Ma Hoy Chhe.

Teacher:- Evi Kai Vastu Chhe Je Ek Var Upar Jaay Pachhi Kyarey Niche Nathi Aavti.
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Bapu:- Insaan Ni Umar(Age)

Bapu Phone Par Vat Karta Hata.
Frnd:- Koni Sathe Vat Kare Chhe?
Bapu:- Wife
Frnd:- Aatla Prem Thi?
Bapu:- Tari Wife Chhe.

Takrar ane Chhaas Vachhe 1 Saamya Che,
Banne Jetlo Lambo Samay Rahe Tetli Khati Bane.

1st Bapu:- Bhai Tane Aatlo Badho Kone Maryo?
2nd Bapu:- Mara Padoshi Ae.
1st Bapu:- Kem?
2nd Bapu:- Eno 6okro Khovai Gayo Hato, Me Kidhu Google Par Search Kari Lyo.

1st Bapu:- Atyare MotaBhage Judwa 6okra Kem Thay Chhe?
2nd Bapu:- Desh Ma Aatankwad Etlo Badho Vadhi Gayo Chhe Ke 6okraone Ekla Aavvama Beek Lage Chhe.

Ek Vakhat Bapu Na 1 Pag Nu Hadku Tuti Gayu,
Bapu Hospital Dawa Leva Gaya,
Tya Bapu Ae Ek Bhai Ne Joyo Jena Banne Pag Tuti Gaya Hata.
Bapu Ae Pela Bhai Ne Pu6yu:- Shu Tamare 2 Wife Chhe?

Driver To Bapu:- Bapu Gadi Ma Petrol Khali Thai Gayu Chhe Have Gadi Aagal Nai Jay.
Bapu:- O Taari... To Have Pachhi Ghare Java De.

Dariya Kinare Betho Chu
Pavan Nahi To Pavan Ni Lehar To Avse
Hu To Ena Prem Ma Padyo Chu
A Nahi To Eni Friend To Avse.

Koik 6 Je Tamne Hamesha Yaad Kare Che
Koik 6 Je Hamesha Tamari Khushi Ichhe Che
Bas Aa Koik Male Tyare Ene Apnavi Lejo
Ane Mane "Tamara Lagan Ma Bolavi Lejo"

1 Var Rajnikant Jungle Ma Gayo
Same Kutru Malyu
Rajnikant: Hi, I M Rajni "Superstar Rajni"
Kutru Kardi Gayu:
I M Kutru "Hadkayu Kutru"

Samay Vagar koi ne Muki na Do
Nasamaj ma Koi ne Gumavi pan na Do
Gusso Shabdo ma Hoy che Dil ma nahi
Etla mate Sabandho par Purn Viram muki na Do.

KeM Chho
MajaMa
Tabiyat Saari
Baki Anand Mangal
Angadi Nathi Dukhti Ne
Aankh Pan Ok
Magaj Barabar
KaMal Cho Yar
To Pachi SMS Karone...

Betho 6u Baag Ma Fulo Sathe,
Tari Virah Na Kanta Dankhta Hata,
Karu 6u Divas Rat Smaran Raru,
Tari Yaado Na Tarla Chamakta Hata.

Adhiro Chhe Tane Ishwar Badhu Aapva Mate
Pan
Manvi Chamchi Lai Ne Ubho Chhe Dariyo Mangva Mate.

Nurse:- Sir, Kem Udaas Betha 6o?
Bapu Dr.:- Bapore Jenu Operation Karyu Te Mari Gayo.
Nurse:- Sir, Te Operation Nai POSTMORTAM Hatu.

After exam:
Student of
Baroda: Paper Hard Hatu,
Rajkot: Paper Bakvas Hatu,
Surat: Paper Selu Hatu,
Pan
Ahmedabad: Paper Gayu Tel Leva, Baju Ma 6okari Mast Hati.

Teacher To Bapu- Tari Attendance Bahu Occhi 6 Tu Exam Ma Besi Nai Sake.
Bapu- Koi Vandho Nai Gandi, Aapne Evu Abhiman Nai, Aapde To Ubha-Ubha Parixa Apisu.

Manas MAKAN Badle 6e,
VASTRO Badle 6e,
SABANDHO badle 6e,
Ane Mitro Pan Badle 6e,
To Pan Dukhi 6e Karan Ke Te Teno SWABHAV Badalva Taiyar Nathi.

Bapu Car Loan Leva Gaya.
Bapu: Mare Kya Document Aapva Padse.
Manager: Koi j Document Nai, Khali 5 Bapu Na Naam Aapo Jene Loan Bhari Hoy.

Mara Ras Ma Shringaar E 6e..
Mara Pran Ma Dhabkaar E 6e..
Mara Lay Ma Omkaar E 6e..
Mara Aakaar Ma Niraakaar E 6e..

Manas Kharekhar Eklo Janme 6e,
Eklo Jive 6e,
Ane Eklo J Mare 6e,
Fakt Prem Ane Sambandho Thi Eva Bhram Ma Rahe 6e Ke Te Eklo Nathi.

Ek Bapu Ae Temni Mithai Ni Dukan Bahar Patiyu Maryu:
"Ek Selsmen Jove Chhe"
Bhanelo Nay Hoy To Chalshe Pan Tene Diabetes Hovu Joiye.

Aansu Sukaya Pa6i Je Malva Ave A Sambandh Che Ne
Aansu Pahela Malva Ave A Prem Che
Darek Ghar Nu Sarnamu To Hoy Pan
Gamta Sarname Ghar Bani Jay
.
A Jivan Che

Tamne Koi na Saga to Ishwar banave che
Parantu...
Koina Vahala to Tame Pote j Bani sako.

Aaj No Vichar :-


"Utavad Thi Lagan(Marriage) Karso To Aakhi Zindgi Ni Pathari Fervi Kadhso...


Ane...


Samji Vicharine Karso Toy Su Ukhadi Leso..!

Aaj No Suvichar:


Sahu Ne Bhega Karva Ni Taakat "PREM" Ma Chhe,
Ane Sahu Ne Nokha Karva Ni Takaat "Vahem" Ma Chhe.

Judge:- Bapu Tame 3 Var Court Ma Aavya Tamne Sharam Nathi Aavti.
Bapu:- Tame To Roj Aavo Chho, Tamne Sharam Aave Chhe?

Teacher:- Je Manas Ne Banne Hath Na Hoy Tene Hindi Ma ane English Ma Shu Kahevay?
Bapu:- Hindi Ma Thakur Ane English Ma Hands Free.

Mari Yaado Roj Tari Aas-Pas 6e
Tu Sodh Tara Rakt Ma J Maro Swas 6e
Jo Na Male Mara Avsesh Tara Dil Ma
To Samaji Jaje Biju Koik Tara Mate Khas 6e.

Kyarek Radavo 6o Kyarek Hasavo 6o
Man Ma Ne Man Ma Gana Harkhav 6o
Evi Te Kevi Bhulo Kari 6e Ne Aap Samax
Ke Maf Karva Ma Pan Aatlo Bhav Khav 6o?

Bapu Helmet Pehri Farva Nikdya To Police Roki Ne Kahyu Lavo 50 Rs.
Bapu:- Kem ? Me To Helmet Pehryu 6e.
Police:- Pan, Scooter Kya 6e?

Bapu's Wife:- Bike Dhire Chalavo Mane Beek Lage Chhe.
Bapu:- Beek Lagti Hoy To Mara Jem Aankho Bandh Kari De.

Nahak Gusso Kari Mood Bagade 6e
Pa6i Mara J Vakyo Mane Sambhdave 6e
Tane Su Kau Kai Khabar Nathi Padti
Tu Vaat Samajva Ma Pan Aakhi RAAT Jagade 6e.

Kahe Ta To Tame Kahi Didhu Ke Jindgi Bhar Prem Karish..
Pan Aa Vachan Padva Kyak Mari Jindgi To Nathi Tunkavta Ne...??

Hu Aashiq 6u Mari Odkhan Kari Lejo.
Tamara Dil Ma Naam Maru Lakhi Lejo.
Hu Duniya Mathi Kadi Chalyo Jav To Itihaas Ma Maru Naam Lakhi Dejo.!

Jindgi Ni Vastvikta:


Aem Sambandh Na Bandhay Swaas Vagar
Gopio Pan Nahi Aave Raas Vagar
Jagat Ma Banvu 6e Badha Ne Raam Pan Vanvas Vagar.