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Tumhare Pas Kya He?

Naresh Kanodiya- Mari Pase Bakshi Panch No Dakhlo 6e !!

Balmandir No 1 babo 1 Beby Ne
Tu Mali Jole Lagan Kalis?
Baby- NA
Babo- Hu Tane Eclairs Apis
Baby- Bija 1 Chokla Jole Dairy Milk Ni Vat Thai Gai 6e.

Har Pal Zindgi Na Rang Badlay 6e
Samay Ni Sathe Swarup Badlay 6e
Pal Pal Manvi Na Man Badlay 6e
Nathi Badlata Eva Sambandho Je Sacha Dil Thi Bandhaya Hoy 6e.

Swarg Na Sapna 6odi Do
Nark No Dar 6odi Do
Kon Jane Kya Pap 6 Ne Kya Puny?
Bas Koi Nu Dil Na Dukhawta Potana Swarth Khatar
Baki Kudrat Pr 6odi Do.

Bapu Na Patni Dukan Nu Bord Joyu
Banarsi Saree 10rs
Nyloan saree 8rs
Cotton Saree 5rs
Patni:- Mane 500 Rupiya Aapo Hu 50 Saree Lai Lau.
Bapu Gussa Ma:- Surdas Ni Ma, Saree Press Ni Dukan CHhe.

*Maro Vichar*
Jivan Ek Pushp Saman 6e Teni Kai Rite Mavzat Kari Kevu Khilvvu Te Aapra Hath Ma 6e.


-Tapan Patel "Ravi"

Bapu:- Hu Nano Hato Tyare Aa Zaad Par Chadi Jato Hato.
Dost:- Kai Rite?
Bapu:- Tyare Aa Zaad Pan Nanu Hatu Ne Yaar...!!!

Bapu Na 1 Doste 1 Chiness 6okari Sathe Lagan Karya.
1 Varsh Pachhi Te Mari Gai.
Dost Ne Roto Joi Bapu Bolya- Afsos To Mane Pan CHhe Pan Vichar China No Maal Hato Haji Ketlo Chalto.

Waiter:- 10 Rs Ni Tip Mari Insult Chhe
Bapu:- To Ketla Aapu?
Waiter:- 20 Rs To Aapo!
Bapu:- Na Yaar Hu Tari Double Insult Nai Kari Shaku.

Bapu Ne Accident Thayo. Bapu Doctor Pase Gaya.
Dr.:- Tanka Leva Padshe Bapu.
Bapu:- Ketla Thashe?
Dr.:- 3000
Bapu:- Alya Tanka Levana 6e Embroidery Nathi Karvani...!!!

Jyotish:- Tara Pati Ni Hatya Thavani Chhe.
Patni:- Ae Barobar Chhe Pan Ae Kaho Ke Hu Jel Mathi Chhutish Ke Nai?

Boy:- Hu Tane Khub J Prem Karu CHhu?
Girl:- Kaik Alag Rite Prapose Kar Ne
Boy:- Tari Laash Ne Aag Lagavva No Adhikar Mara Beta Ne Aapish Ke Nai?

Jo Koi 6okari Ghar Ma Pan Make Up Lagavi Ne Farti Hoy To Samjvu
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Teni Pase 3G Phone Chhe.

Bapu Tena 6okra Ne Marta Hata
Bapu's Frnd:- Kem Mare Chhe Bhai?
Bapu:- Kale Aanu Exam Nu Result Aavvanu Chhe Ane Mare Kalthi Tour Ma Javanu Chhe Mate Vicharyu 'Kal Nu Kam Aaje Kari Nakhu.'

Bapu:- Mane Sanskrit Shikhvado.
Pandit:- Kem?
Bapu:- Devtao Ni Bhasha Chhe Swarg Ma Jarur Padshe.
Pandit:- Ane Nark Ma Gaya TO
Bapu:- Gaaliyo Ni Diploma "Delhi Belly" Film Thi Kari Lidhi.

1st Bapu:- 'Jeevan Mate Oxygen Jaruri Chhe' Aani Shodh 1773 Ma Thai.
2nd Bapu:- Saru Thayu Bhagvan Hu Jo Tena Pehla Jnmyo Hot To Mari Jaat.

Bapu's Frnd:- Tane Aatlu Kai Rite Vagyu Kale To Tu Hotal Ma Tari GirlFrnd Sathe Betho Hato.
Bapu:- Yaar Tara Pachhi Mari Patni Ae Pan Mane Hotal Ma Mari GirlFrnd Sathe Joi Lidho Hato.

Val chhe Vakada, Sendal chhe sakada...
Val chhe Vakada, Sendal chhe sakada...
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Tara vina suna chhe mara AREA na BAKADA !!

Badha Kahe 6e Ke, "Koi Koinu Nathi Re..."
Pan
"Aapne Koina Thaiye To Koik Aapnu Thay Ne"

Boy- I love U
Girl- Hey bolva ma sabhyata rakh...
boy- Jay Bharat sath janavvanu Ke, mare tamara thi prem 6e, to swikar karva namra vinanti."

Na Rakho Mane Tamara Dil Ma,
Hu Tamara Dil Nu Dard Bani Jaish,
Karso Jindgi Bhar Yaad Etlo Prem Hu Tamara Dil Ma Bhari Jaish.

Je Vykti Jatu Karvani Bhavna Rakhe 6 Tenu Koi Divas Kai Jatu Nthi.
Ane Je Vykti Kyarey Jatu Na Kare Tenu Kyarey Kai Bachtu Nathi.

Teacher:- Aa Sadi (Dashak) Ni 4 Moti Ghatna Kai Kai CHhe?
Bapu:-
1. Pappu Pas Thai Gayo
2. Munna Bhai MBBS Bani Gaya
3. Munni Badnam Thai Gai
4. Sheela Jawan Thai Gai.

Bapu:- Sister Mane 1 Bottle Lohi (Blood) Aapo
Nurse:- Kayu Group?
Bapu:- Koi Pan Chalshe
Nurse:- Kai Rite Chalshe?
Bapu:- GirlFriend Ne Love Letter Lakhvano CHhe.

Varsad Aavyo
Tamne em Thatu Hase
Ke Bahar jav
Kudka maru
Nahav
Geet gav
Right
Ema tmaro vank nth "DEDKA" No Swabhav j Evo Hoy.
*HAPPY MONSOON*

Ek Taazo Maazo Zakham Dai Gayu Koi
Nit Nava Vachano Todi Gayu Koi
Ae Dard Ma Tarvaraat Hato Nashilo
Hu To Pami Gayo Pan Paarkhi Sakyu Na Koi.

Jindgi Ma Sukh Bhagye J Gerhajar Hoy Chhe,
Matr Aapnne Aeni Hajri Ni Barabar Nondh Leta Nathi Aavdtu.

Pati:- Khavanu Taiyar Chhe?
Patni:- Thodi Var Ma Thai Jashe
Pati(Gussa Ma):- Saru, Hu Hotel Ma Jamva Jau Chhu.
Patni:- 5 Minit Ubha Raho
Pati:- 5 Minit Ma Khavanu Taiyar Thai Jashe.
Patni:- Na, Hu Taiyar Thai Jau Chhu.

Conducter Bapu Na 6okrane:- Tu Kayam Darwaja Par Ubho Rahe Chhe Shu Taro Bapo Chokidar CHhe?
Bapu's Son:- Tu Kayam Paisa Mage Chhe Shu Taro Bap Bhikhari CHhe?

Shu Tame Koi Ne Sacho Prem Karo 6o?
Tamne Koi Dil Thi Game 6e?
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Ubho Re
Tari Mummy Ne Kahu 6u

('.')>aunty
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Varsad Na Komal Tipa Moklu 6u
Bhina Phoolo Ni Khushbu Moklu 6u
Thai Gai 6e Megha Ni Savari
Varsta Varsad Ma Tamne Mari Yaad Moklu 6u.

Zar-martu Bhinu Gulal Mubarak
Aabhe Thi Varsatu Vahal Mubarak
Ek Bija Ni Dhodhmar Yad Mubarak
MOSAM No Pehlo Varsad Mubarak.


"HAPPY MONSOON"

SATY Boli Ne Bhuli Shakay 6e
Parantu
JUTH Nu Roj Jatan Karvu Pade 6e.

1 6okro Roi Rahyo Hato.
Mummy Ae Pu6yu 'Mara Lal Ne Shu Jove Chhe? Tofee, Biscuit KE Choklate.
6okaro:- 'Bas 1 Sanan Chahiye Asiqi Ke Liye'

Nindar ma koi saad kare chhe,
Aloukik swpna ni koi vaat kare chhe,
Thayu chhe haiyyu pavan koini yaad thi,
Prem thi shusobhit vistrut koi raat chhe.

Aapna Ma Dosh Na Hot To Bijao Na Dosh Jova Ma Aapnne Aatlo Ras Na Hot.

Police Wala Ae Tena J Dikrane Kahyu:- Aa Vakhte Taru Result Saru Nathi Aavyu Mate Taru Aajthi T.V Jovanu Bandh.
Dikro:- Aa Lo 50 Rupiya Ane Vat Ahi J Patavi Do.

6upavi 6upavi ne sajavya 6e sapna,
Ughadi aankho na e sapna ma jivto jau 6u,
Prem na sambandho ni vyakhya to nathi janto,
Bas prem thi koine prem karto jau 6u.

Tame Tamari Faraj ne Salam karso to bija koine Salam karvani jarur nahi Pade,
pan Faraj chukso to Badhane salam karvi Padse.

Boss:- Bapu Pahela To Tame Office Moda Aavta Ane Vahela Jata Raheta. Have Kem Vahela Aavo Chho Ane Moda Jao Chho? Shu Karan?
Bapu:- Saheb, Hamna Mara Sasu Aavya Chhe..!!

1st Bapu:- Duniyanu Sauthi Motu Ane Khatrnak Jadu Kya Thay Chhe?
2nd Bapu:- Khabar Nathi
1st Bapu:- 'Beauty Parlor' Ma

BAPU:- Jovo Ne, Aa Bey Mobile Bagdi Gaya 6. Harkha Thase.?
DUKANDAR:- Bey Samsung Na 6e?
BAPU:- Na. Na.
1 Ramsang No Ne
1 Vajesang No 6e.

Jivan Jane Radha Ni Matki Jevu 6
Ane Bhagya Krishna Ni Kakri Jevu
Kevi Majani Ramat 6 Aa
Koi Sachve 6 Ne Koi Tode 6.

Jo Koi Na Vyavhar Thi Dukh Pahonchyu To Pan Tene Maf Kari Aagal Vadhvani Vruti Rakho.
Badlo Leva Ma Samay Vedfva Karta Potana Dhyey Par Dhyan Kendrit Kari Aagal Vadhta Raho.

Papa – Taru Result Su Aavyu ?
Son – Principal No Chhokro Fail Thyo.
Papa – Taru ?
Son – Pela Major No Chhokro Pan Fail Thyo.
Papa – Pan Taru Shu Thyu ?
Son – Pela Dr No Chhokro Pan
Papa – Gadheda Hu Taru Puchu Chhu.
Son – To Tame Kya Mota Prime Ministor Chho To Tamaro Chhokro Pass Thai Jay.

Gumavava Nu Jivan Ma Ghanu Hoy 6e,
Pan Pamva Nu Mapsar Nu Hoy 6e,
Khovayu 6e Teno Afsos Kadi Na Karta,
Je Na Khovay Ej Aapnu Potanu Hoy 6e..!

Bijao Ne Shu Malyu Chhe Teni Chinta Chhodi Do
Tenathi Adekhai Vadhe Chhe Ane Aapni Pase Je Chhe Teni Avganna Thay Chhe.

Jagat Ma 1 Balak Sundar Hoy 6e,
Je Darek Maa Pase Hoy 6e,
Jagat Ma 1 Wife Sundar Hoy 6e,
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Je Darek Padosi Pase Hoy 6e.

Bapu: Aavdi Nani Ordi? Ema 1 stool, ne 1500 Rs Bhadu?Aa su Lutva j Betha 6o?
Hotel Mngr: Khamma Bapu khamma
Room Jova No Baki 6 Aa to LIFT 6e.

Bapu Bimaar Padya...!!
Doctor Pase Gaya To Doctore Puchhyu,'Chhelle Shu Khaadhu Hatu ?
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bapu :
"BAGASU".

Bija Ni Vartnuk Ne Aapne Nathi Sudhari Shakta
Pan Temna Pratye Ni Aapni Partikriya Ne Jarur Sudhari Shakiye Chhiye.

Bhagvane Tamara Bank Account Ma Prem, Aanand, Ane Shanti Jama Karya Chhe
Tamare Jo ATM Dhwara Ae Upadva Hoy To Teno Password 6e "PRATHNA".

Abhipray Aapvani Utaval Karva Karta Pahela Badha Ne Sambhdi 6elle Potanu Mantvy Aapo.

Dhyey Prapti Ni Disha Ma Lidhelu Nanu Paglu Pan Mahtv Nu  Chhe
Nana Pagla No Sarvalo Ante Saflta Apave Chhe
Aana MAte Mansik Taiyari Ane Dhiraj Jaruri Chhe.

Darek Ni Vat Sambhdo.
Badha Pase Thi Kaik Sikho.
Karan K Koi 1 Vyakti Badhu Nathi Janto.
Parantu Harek Vyakti Kaik Ne Kaik Jarur Jane 6.

Darek Dukh Kasuk Shikhvi Jay 6e
Darek Paristhiti Ksuk Jnavi Jay 6e
1 Prem j 6 K Shikhya Vina Aavadi Jay 6e
Baki To Dunia Ma Samay Badhu Btavi Jay 6e.

1 Dost Ae Bapu Ne Prash Pu6yo-
Jo Taru Lagan Judwa Bahen Mathi Koi Ek Ni Sathe Thay To Tu Tari Patni Ne Kai Rite Orkhish?
Bapu:- Hu Shu Kam Orkhu?

College Ma 6okari Na Ketla Naam Hoy Chhe?
Ans-5


1. Mara Wali
2. Tara Wali
3. Tari Bhabhi
4. Mari Bhabhi
Ane Sating Na To
5. Nakkami Saali.

Safal Vaykti Rasta Ma Padti Taklifo Karta Potani Manjil Par Vadhare Dhyan Aape Chhe Ane Tya Pahonchava Na Praytn Ne Chhodti Nathi.

Chanda Thi Bani 6e Chandni Raat,
DiL Thi Bani 6e Mohbbat Ni Vaat,
Have Aa Arman 6e DiL Ma Amara,
K Saday Bani Rahe Tamaro Ane Maro Sath..!!

Aa Kevi Rite Bane Ke Hu Tenu Nam Bhuli Jau..
Ae Dosto...
Ena Naam Parthi To Me Mara FACEBOOK No Password Rakhyo Hato.

Darek Mandir Ma Ladu No Prasad Nthi Avto

Darek Mandir Ma Ladu No Prasad Nthi Avto

ACP: Daya Jarak Tapas To Kar GUJARAT Ma Varsad Kem Nthi Aavto?

Bapu:- Aavdi Nani Ordi?Ema 1 stool, ne 1500 Rs Bhadu?Aa su Lutva j Betha 6o?


Hotel Mngr:- Khamma Bapu khamma "Room Jova No Baki 6 Aa to LIFT 6e."

"SUKH tamaru punya hase tetlu malshe,

Parantu SHANTI to tamari Samjhan hase tetli j malshe.."

1st Bapu:- Hu Etlo Badho Garib Chhu Ke Mari Pase Kutro (Dog) Nathi.
2nd Bapu:- Ha Bhai Sachi Vat Chhe Jo Ratre Chor Aave To Aapre J Bhasvu Pade Chhe.

Safalta Mate Prafullit Hovu Jaruri Chhe
Ane Ae Tyare J Shaky Chhe Jyare
Aapne Magaj Ma Rahela Negetive Vicharo Ne Kadhi Nakhiye.

-Hakaratm Abhigam Vina Koi Pan Dhyey Pamvo Mushkel Chhe.

1 6okri nu nam 6 mina.
1 6okri nu nam 6 hina.
1 6okri nu nam 6 kareena.
1 6okri nu nam 6 katrina.
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"Tane kem aatlo intrest 6e Navrina."

Koik ne saru kehvama maja chhe
To koik ne sachu kehvama maja 6
Pan kai kidha vagar badhu samji jay teni sathe rehvama ek alag J maja chhe.."

Zingdi Ma Hamesha 2 j Loko Tamne Vadhuma Vadhu PREM Kare 6
=1 Je Tamara Thi Naraj Thay Te
=Ane 2 Je Tamara Par Vare Vare Gusso Kare Te.