Mane Loko Kahe Chhe..Ke Maari Shu Dasha Chhe...
Hu Kahau Chhu..Ke Prem Ma Padavaani Aa Saza Chhe...
Vikharayela Vaal...Aankho Hase Chhe Ke Rade Che...
Kasoor Be-wafai No Nathi..Mohabbat Ni Aa Mazaa Chhe...

Hoon Gujarati Choo pan Saro Gujarati Kavi Nathi,
Mane Asha Che Tamne Pasand Padse,
Ne Mari Koshish Tamara Mate Bekaar Nathi!!!

Ek Ratre Light Jatu Rahyu.
Pati - Pankho(Fan) To Chalu Kar.
Patni- Shu Murkha Jevi Vat Karo Chho Pankho Chalu Karish To Mombatti Olvai Jashe.

1st ladies:- Vasan Dhova Tame Shano Upyog Karo Chho?
2nd ladies:- Aam To Ghani Badhi Vastu Vapru Chhu, Pan Pati Thi Saru Koi Nathi.

Pankhiyo madhur saad chede che,
magar tari awaz Aaagar eno saad kai nathi,
maara lagan naa thya tari haare,
to maara jeevan maa tara vagar kai nathi!

Haal Maaro Na Puchho ..Ke Hu Kevi Dasha Ma Chhu...
Are Hu Kya Kaheto Hato..Ke Hu Kasha Ma Chhu...
Aato Prem Karavano Shokh Thayo...Ne Ghav Khai Lidha Che...
Ena Prem Ni Evi Asar Chhe "Dosto"..Aaje Pan Hu Nasha Ma Chhu...

Police- Car Gas Par Chhe?
Santa- Na
Police- Petrol Par?
Santa- Na
Police- Diessel Par?
Santa- Na Saheb?
Police- To Pachhi Shena Par Chhe?
Santa- "Hapta Par Chhe"

Ke Jeevan Vite Taara Khora Ma...
Mrutyu Aave To Taaru Aanchal Hoy...
"JaaN" Taara Hruday Ni Vaat Saambhari..
Tane J  hu Prem Karu Chhu.. Ej Kahevaa Mangu Chhu...

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, Class Ma Vato Kem Kare Chhe.
.
.
.
Student: Sir, Mare SMS Free Nathi Etla Mate.

Taara Prem No Bandhaani Raheva Maangu Chhu...
Jeevan Jeevan...Mrutyu..Mrutyu Aa Kaid Ma Raheva Maangu Chhu...
Mane Nathi Khabar Ke Mohabbat Ni Jal dhaara Kya Jaay Chhe...
Maari Khushi Tane Arpan..Taara Gam Peeva Maangu Chhu...

India


Virend(R)
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Gaut(A)m
Patha(N)
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Hbh(A)jn
ZKha(N)
Srisan(T)
As(H)win


RAJANIKANTH
Jema Hoy Te Koi Divas Hare Kai?

Prem Ni Virahe Mane Aatalu Shikhadyu Chhe...
Taara Preme Mane Aatalu Janaavyu Chhe...
Ek Yug Taari Saathe To Pal Ma Viti Jaay chhe...
Lamho Taari Sang..Ek Navi Janm Maari Maate Kahevaay Chhe...

Kahevaay Chhe Ke Lagn saat Janmo Nu Bandhan Chhe...
Mane Koi Aadhamo Janm  Aape..To E Pan Taara Sang Jeevava Maangu Chhu....!!

Saaso Thi Alag Rahi shaku Chhu...
Pan Taara Vina Kevi Rite Jeevu...
Hardya Kaheva Ganu Maange Chhe...
Pan Tane Hu Shu Kahu...

Priya tamne joya pachhi aavi halat thai gai,
Jivan maran ni aa to babat thai gai,
Mari aankho ma aa ugam ni lalash chhe,
Sitara ganvani have to aadat thai gai........!

Milavi Jaam Ameto Jindgi Pi Gaya.
Madira To Su Aapni Kami Pan Pi Gaya.
Radavi Jay 6e Amne Bija Na Dardo.
Baaki Amara Dardo To Ame Hasine Pi Gaya.

Aam To Hu Shunya Ma Rahelo Vistar 6u,
Shabd Nahi Pan Shabd Ma Rahelo Bhar 6u,
Samajva Chatay Etluj Samjyo Tamari Vat Ma,
Ke Sada Tamari Samaj Ni Bahar 6u.

SHU HASE TAMARA DIL MA AE JANI NATHI SHAKTO
BETHO CHHU PREM NE RAAH PAR, TAMNE PAMI NATHI SHAKTO.
TAMRI SAATHE TAMRO PADCHAYO BANI NE REHVU CHHE,
PAN TAMRI JUDAI HAVE SAHI NATHI SHAKTO.
ANKHO BANDH KARI MATR TUJNEJ NIHALO CHHU,
TU VASE CHHE DIL MA PAN TUJNE BATAVI NATHI SHAKTO,
PREMI CHHU PAN PAGAL BANI TUJNE CHAHU CHHU,
TANE PAMVA ATUR CHHU TANE PAMI NATHI SHAKTO.
MARA PREM NA TAJ NI TUJ MALIKA CHHE,
PAN MAJBURI CHHE MARI KE TUJ NE KAHAI NATHI SHAKTO.

Jindgi Ma Ghana Loko Male 6e,
Tame Malso Evi Kya Khabar Hati,
Tarsyo Hato Tamara Prem Ne Mate,
Pan Tamaro Ae Prem "MRUG-JAL" Jevo Hase
Evi Kya Khabar Hati....!!!!

Kinare besi ne dariya no "vank" kadhe 6e,
Dubi jay to nasib no vank kadhe 6e,
Sambhadi ne pote nathi chalta ne,
Padi jay ro "PATHTHAR" No vank kadhe 6e.

Divaso Badalaya Rato Badalayi,
Ek Ek Karata Badhani Najar Badalayi,
Malya Moka Ketalay Badalavana,
Pan Tamane Yad Karavani Aa Aadat Kyarey Na Badalayi.

Aansu No Che Anmol Khajano
Etle Sachvine Rakhu Chu
Vaprai Na Vadhu Etle
Haasya Nu Lock Lagavi Rakhu Chu.





Sachu Bolvano Faydo A Che K Pachi Apne Shu Bolya
Te Yaad Rakhvu Padtu Nathi.

Chandan Ni Khusbu,
Fagan Ni Sugandh,
Rango Ni Pichkari,
RADHA Ni Ummid,
Kaniya No Pyaar,
Mubarak Tamne Holi No Tahevar.




Rang Udave Pichkari
Rang Thi Rangi Jay Duniya Sari
Holi Na Rang Tamara Jivan Ne Khushi Thi Bhari De
Aaj Na Pavan Divase Aaj Shubh Kamana Aamari.




Gulal Na Rang, Gubbaro Ni Maar
Suraj Na Kiran, Khushio No Varasad
Chandr Ni Chandni Mitro No Pyaar
Mubark Tamne Holi No Tahevar.

Holi Aavi SatRangi Rango No Varasad Lavi
Sathe Mithai Ane Mitro No Pyar Lavi.
Tamari Jindgi Ma Pyaar Ane Khushio Lavi.
"Happy Holi 2011"




Bhagvan Kare Badha Varsh Chand Bani Ne Aave
Divs Nu Ajvalu Shan BaniNe Aave
Kyarey Dur Na Thay Khushio Tamari
Aa Holi Evo Mheman Bani Ne Aave...




RANGO THI RANGIN TAMARU JIVAN MAHEKTU RAHE
HAJARO RANGO NU JIVAN TAMARU VISKASTU RAHE.

Milan ma male khushi to maheki jau 6u,
Viyogma male gam to behki jau 6u,
Jyare pn ekant ma aave yaad..
Jamana ne to shu khud ne pan bhuli jau 6u.




Dil Ne Dukhi Krvama Smay Ketlo Lage 6,
Ansu Vhavta Smay Ketlo Lage 6,
Tmne To Amari Yad Nthi Avti,
Nahitar Ek SMS Karvama Smay Ketlo Lage 6.




Prem Karva Thi Kasu Nathi Thatu,
Koi Ne Chahva Thi Kai Nathi Madtu,
Dard Ni Aa Kevi LAHER Mara Dil Ma
k Mara Sivay Koi Maru Nathi Thatu.

Santa - Aavda Mota Eroplane Ne colour Kai Rite Karata Hashe.
Banta - Simpal Chhe Yaar Jyare Plane Upar Ude Tyare Nanu Thai Jay chhe Tyare colour Kari Devano.




Santa- Are Dost Evu Shu Karu Jenathi "Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote"
Banta- Ek Kam Kar
.
.
.
Chchmpal Thi Mari De.




Santa- Tu Bhikh Kem Mange Chhe Kai Kam Kari Ne Paisa Kamay Ne.
bhikhari- Saheb, Kam TO Tyare Karu Ne Jyare Aa Dhandha Mathi Time Male.

Je Gamyu A Badhu Mrug Jal Thay Gayu,
Baki Je Hatu a Wadal Thai Gayu,
Aankho Thi Lakhto Rahyo Raat Akhi Je.
Suraj Ugta A Badhu Zaakal Thai Gayu.




Kyarek khadkhadat hasi levu..
Male jo kyay ekant to radi pan levu..
Khub ochu aapyu 6e Ishware jivan..
Jivay etlu..
Bas moj thi jivi levu..!




Aankho Ni Bhasha Vanchvani Ek najar hoy 6.
Jene lagnio ni kadar hoy 6.
Samji sake 6 ej aankho ni bhasha.
Jene e aankho na aansuo ni fikar hoy 6.

Premi: Dariya Ma Hoy Ene Moti Kahevay
To Darling...
Aankho Ma Hoy Ene Su Kahevay ??


Premika: "Navrina, Ene MOTIYO Kahevay"


==============================


Girl : nayan ne bandh rakhi ne me jyare tamne joya che.



Boy: kal thi thapo na ramva avti chal hat chetar..

 Ram Ane Ravan Yuddh Karta Hata
Raavan: Oye Bhag
Ram: Kem, Su Thayu ??
.
.
.
Raavan: Pachal Jo Rajnikant





Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Red Roses Leke
Kahena Tha "Dil Se Dil Milana"
Unki Mummy Ne Darwaja Khola
Me Ghabra K Bola-


"Masi..2 Rupiya Nu 1 Gulab Che" Ketla Levana ??

 Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo.
Banta - Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu?
Santa - Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.





Santa Ane Tena 2 Mitro Bike Par Jai Rahya Hata.
Trafik Police Emne Roke Chhe.
Santa Gusse Thai Ne- Pala Thi 3 Besya Chhe Tane Kya Matha Par Besadu.

Amaas No Andhkar Chand Bani Jay Che
Kaantadi Taar Ful-Haar Bani Jay Che
Su Jadoo Che Tamari Dosti Ma K
Dushmano Pan Dildar Bani Jay Che.





Mara Vicharo Na Puspo Dharu Chu
Gujarati Prem Maro Pradarsit Karu Chu
Vadhu Kai I66a Nathi Aa RaJ Ni
Aapna Sahkar Ni Kamna Karu Chu.

Badhu Gumavyu Kai Maru Banavi Na Shakyo,
Pyar Kari Nibhavi Na Shakyo,
Dil Ma Vasi Gai Te Pahli Nazar Ma,
Kasoor Maro Hato Ke Aankh Jukavi Na Shakyo.





Dard Na Badla Ma Khushi Mangi Leje,
Aansu Na Badla Ma Hasi Mangi Leje.,
Na Karje Bewfai Mari Sathe,
Temna Karta Mari Zindgi Mangi Leje.

Ashru Ni Varsha Thai Ne Swapna Dhovai Gaya
Emne Sodhya Vina J A Dekhai Gaya
Jivanbhar Prem Karti Rahi Mira
Ane Krishna Radha Ma Khovai Gaya.





Samaaj Na Vyavharo Thi Ajanyo Chu
Thodo Ghano Kismat No Maryo Chu
Hu Jindgi Thi Khush Chu Tem Na Vicharo
Jindgi Pan Hu Tamara Mate Haryo Chu.





Kaik Em Thayu Che Mane Aaje
K Potanu Naam Pan Bhuli Gayo Chu
Raaj Karto Hato Hu Je Hriday Par Hamna Sudhi
Aaj Teno Rasto Pan Bhuli Gayo Chu.

Jo Tmara Mobile Ni Battery Low Thai Hai Hoy Ane Tamare Koi Jaruru Call Karvano Hoy To...
.
.
.
.
Pela Mobile Chage Kari Lo Pachhi Call Karo.

Teacher- Mara Pappa Job Par Gaya Chhe Tenu Future Tense Kaho.


Pappu- Te Kale Pan Jashe Koi Ni Takat Hoy To Emne Roki Ne Batave.

Mane sapna ma rahva no shokh hato.
Temne sapna todva no sokh hato.
Bewfa nikad 6e te khabar hati.
Pan mane bewfa sathe dil lagva no sokh hato.

Teni zalak joy ane hu khud ne bhuli gyo.
Teni ada joy mari aadat bhuli gyo.
Kevo jadu karyo 6 tene.
Teni chahat ma duniya ni chahat bhuli gyo.

Temne aaje jaan kahvu ajib lage 6e.
Dil thi bhulavu pan ajib lage 6e.
Wafa karu 6u hu badha ni sathe.
To pan temne bewfa kahevu ajib lage 6e.

Bholi surat par duniya lutavi didhi 6 ame.
Dil ni duniya lutavi didhi 6 ame.
A dil gam na kar bewfai nu.
Tene pyar karta sikhdavi didhu 6e ame.

Teacher- Akabar Kon Hato?
Student- Khabar Nathi.
Teacher- Bhanva Ma Dhyan Rakho To Khabar Pade Ne.
Student- Tapan Kon Chhe?
Teacher- Khabar Nathi.
Student- Tamari Beti Par Dhyan Rakho To Khabar Pade Ne.

Ankho Ma Tari Thoda Arman Muki Jay,
Zindgi Ma Tari Thoda Nishan Muki Jay,
Sathe Lai Jay TAMARI_YAAD ne
Baki To Puri Duniya Tara Mate Muki Jay.

Mara Dil Ma Chhe Dard Ghahera

Mara Dil Ma Chhe Dard Ghahera

Jiteli Mach Harave Te 'Aashish Nahera'

BF- Tu Badlai Gai Chhe.
GF- Kai Rite?
BF- Pela Jyare Hu Kiss Karu Tyare Tu Aankh Band Karti Hati Pan Have Kem Nathi Karti.
GF- Gai Vakhat Aankh Band Kari Hati Tyare Mara Purse Mathi 100 Rs. Gayab Hata.

Girl- Jyare Tane Mari Yaad Aave To Tu Shu Kare Chhe?
Boy- Hu Tari Favorite Icecream Khai Lau Chhu. Ane Tu Shu Kare Chhe.
Girl- Hu Gold Flake Pi Lau Chhu.

Tara Dil Ni Dhadkan Banva Mangu 6u.
Tari Wafa Ni Misal Banva Mangu 6u.
Tari Aankh Ma Jo Aave Aansu.
To Temne Luchva Tamaro Rumal Banva Mangu 6u.

Boy- Hu Taro Mobile Joi Shaku ?
Girl- Ha 1 MInit
Inbox Delete
Sent Item Delete
Call History Delete
Le Joi Le Tane Mara Par Viswas Nathi Ne.

Ankho Ma Aansu Ubharva Nathi Deto.
Tara Prem Na Moti Vikhrava Nathi Deto.
Je Rasta Ma Padya 6e Tara Pagla.
Ae Rasta Par Koine Nikdava Nathi Deto.

WIFE
BIWI
JORU
PATNI
AURAT
OR
GHARWALI


Aa Badha Ma Shu Fark Chhe?
Vicharo
Vicharo


Kai Fark Nathi Dosto
Aa 1 Musubat Na Alag Alag Naam Chhe.

Eni Sakhio Sathe E Roj Ramti Hti
Mne Ae 6okari Khrekhar Bauj Gamti Hti
Mari Sanj Vitati Ene Joya Karvaa Ma
Pa6i Ratre SwapnMa Pan Ej Bhamti Hati.

Pappu Ne 12 Choklate Aapi Mummy Ne Puchhyu.
Jo Tu Aamathi 3 Mina Ne, 4 Reena Ne, 5 Geeta Ne Aapi Daish To Tane Shu Malshe?
Pappu - 3 Navi Girlfrnd

Tamaru Blood Grup Kayu Chhe?
Jaldi Kaho Urgnt Chhe?
.
.
.
Kem Ke
MUNNI Ni Tabiyat Bagadi Chhe Doctor Ae Kahyu Chee Ke
BADNAM Loko Nu J Lohi(Blood) Jovshe.

Zindgi Bhar Yado Na Jam Pidha 6e.
Yaado Ma Pan Tamara Naam Lidha 6e.
Tame Kaho 6o Bhuli Jajo Amne.
Pan Ame To Amara Swas Pan Tamara Naam Kidha 6e.

Tari Takdir Mari Takdir Banavi De,
Mara Hath Ma Tara Mame Ni 1 Lakir Banvi De,
Hu Rahu Na Rahu Tari Sath
Bas Mara Dil Ma 1 Tari Tasvir Banavi De.

Mane Sapna Ma Raheva No Shokh Hato.
Temne Sapna Todva No Sokh Hato.
Bewfa Nikad She Te Khabar Hati.
Pan Mane Bewfa Sathe Dil Lagva No Sokh Hato.

Kaik Kahiye To Kahe Che "Tame Bahu Bolo Cho"
Chup Rahiye To Puche Che "Tame Naraz Cho?"
Dil Ni Vaat Kahevi Kai Rite ??
Izhar Kariye To Kahe Che


"Tame Majak Karo Cho"

Jyare Chup Rahe Che Nayan
Samji Jav K Kaik Kahe Che Nayan
Kon Kahe Che K Radta Hoy Che Nayan
Radtu To Dil Hoy Che Pan
Tene Jatave Che Nayan.

Divas Ek Pasar Na Thayo Tamara Vina..
Ane Tame Aakha Dayka Ni Vat Karo Chho?
Tamari Saathe Na Sapna Aankho Ma Chhe..
Ane Tame Aankho Kholva Ni Vat Karo Chho?
Tame Aavi Ne Vat Kari Chhe Adhuri..
Ane Ahiya Thi Javani Vat Karo Chho?
Manjil To Haji Ghani Dur Che..
Ane Tame Saath Chhodva Ni Vat Karo Cho?
Areeh Milan Nu Sukh Haji Malyuy Nathi Amne,
Ane Tame Virah Na Dukh Sehva Ni Vat Karo Chho..!!

Tara Mukhda Thee Maari Raat Ujyaari Thay Chhe
Chaand Pan Tare Saame Joyee Ne Sharmaaye Chhe
Tu Jyare Malkay Chhe Tou Mari Jaan Jaaye Chhe
Tu Nathi Janti Baku,Tu Mane Ketli Tadpaave Chhe.

Mara Swas Ma Taro Sawas Porvaylo Che..
Mara Hraday Maa Tari Chabbi Porvayli Che..
Tari Bah Maa Mari Bah Porvayli Che..
Tara Magaj Maa Mara Vichar Porvayla Che..
Tane Bhale Marathi Prem Hoye Ke Na Hoye.. Pan ..
Tara Sapna Maa Mara Vicharo Porvayla Che..
Hun Bhale Tara Maate Kai Nathi.. Pan ..
Maro Jiv Taara Maa Porvaylo Che..

Su Hase Tamara Dil Ma Ae Jani Nathi Shakto..
Betho Chhu Prem Ni Raah Par..
Tamne Pami Nathi Shakto..
Tamri Saathe Tamro Padchayo Bani Ne Rehvu Chhe..
Pan Tamari Judai Have Sahi Nathi Shakto..
Ankho Bandh Kari Matr Tujnej Nihalu Chhu..
Tu Vase Chhe Dil Ma Pan Tujne Batavi Nathi Shakto..
Premi Chhu Pan Pagal Bani Tujne Chahu Chhu..
Tane Pamva Aatur Chhu Tane Pami Nathi Shakto..
Mara Prem Na Taj Ni Tuj Mallika Chhe..
Pan Majburi Chhe Mari Ke Tuj Ne Kahai Nathi Shakto..

Hu Chahu Chu Jene Dil Thi..
Pan Kahi Sakto Nathi..
Door Hova Chata, Che Dil Ni Najik..
Pan Mali Sakto Nathi..
Rakhi Che Dhiraj Main Ena Prem Ni..
Pan Ant Hu Eno Lavi Sakto Nathi..
Ena Milan Ni Rah Joyne Betho Chu Hu..
Pan Ekant Ma Ene Bolavi Sakto Nathi..
Malis Hu Ene To Kahis Dil Thi..
Tara Sivay Koi Par Mari Sakto Nathi..
Hraday Ma Che Ena Mate Ketloy Prem..
Pan Eni Same Haraf Pan Uchchari Sakto Nathi..
Karvi Nathi Utaval Jara Pan Prem Ma..
Tethi J Hu Izhaar Kari Sakto Nathi..

"Prem ni Dharao Jya thi nitya zarati hoy chhe.

Aej nazaro zindgi barbad karati hoy chhe..."

Jyare Tamaru Nam Chehra Par Ave che Tyare Dil Khush Thai Jay che


Pan Santos To A Vat No Thay che Ke Koi To 6 Jene Yad Karvathi Dil Khus Thai Jay che.

Pati - Tari Sathe Lagan Kari Ne Mane Ek Fayado Thayo.
Patni- Kayo Faydo?
Pati- Mara Karmo Ni Saza Mane Jivte Jiv Mali Gai.

In an interview

Interviewer : scooter Kai Rite Chalu Thay?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….

Interviewer shouts : Band Kar...
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp…

Boy: Lipstik Sari 6e.
Girl: Thanx.
Boy: Nice Dress.
Girl: Thnx.
Boy: Nice Jewellary.
Girl: Thnx Bhaiya.
Boy: To Pan Tu Sari Nati Lagti.

Bapu - Tane Khabar 6e?
Santa - Shu?
Bapu - Mari Dictionary Ma Impossible Nam No Shabd J Nathi.
Santa- To Dictionary Joi Ne Levi Joie Ne.

Patni- Mane Bhikhari Thi Nafarat 6e.
Pati- Kem?
Patni- Kale Me Tene Khava Nu Aapyu Ane Te Aaje Mane Ek Book Aapi Gayo. Jenu Naam Chhe "Khava Nu Kevi Rite Banavay"

Cha ( Tea) ni PATTI ne,

( Husband) PATI ma shu samanta ?

.
.
Bey na Nasib ma

Ukalvanu, ne E pan ‘Baira’ ..O na Hathe…!

Bapu 2 Bill Gates:"Tame manas vichitra chho!"

Gates:Kem?

Bapu:Atak darvaja (GATES) ni rakho chho ne dhandho bari (WINDOWS) no karo chho.!

Mogra ni mahek naa ashiq bani gaya,
Sneh ni shrab pee ne pagal bani gaya,
Khabar padi ke tame bhuli gaya amne,
Tyare amari aankho naa Aansu amej vahi gaya.

 Boy 2 Girl - I Love U


Girl - I M Engaged With Someone Nd I Have Boyfriend


Boy - After Long Thinking
.
.
.
"Jone Kai Adjust Thatu Hoy To"

 Prem Kare A Manvi Samju Kahevay
Prem Karine Nibhave A Samajdaar Kahevay
Pan Je Prem Kari Ne Muki De
A Samji Gayo Kahevay...

Kyarek Koi Ni Raah Joi Ne Jagi Jojo
Jindgi Na Badha Divso Nakama Lagse
Kyarek Potana Astitva Karta Vadhu Koine Chahi Jojo
Ena Vina Aa Jindgi Pan Nakami Lagse.

Master To Student:
A B C D Thi Shuru Thata Alphabets Na Sentence Banavo...?

Student:

A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijiye.

Golu Mobile Company Ma Job Leva Gyo
1  Sawal no Jawab Deva Par Ene Bhagadi Nakhayo
Sawal- Sauthi Femous Network Kyu 6e?
Golu: "Cartoon Network"

Bapu Navu Color Tv lavi ne pani ma Dubadta Hata.
Padosi e pu6yu :- bhai aa Shu karo cho?
Bapu : Check karu 6u.Color to nathi Utarto Ne...

Je Nirasa Ne Kadi Jota Nathi
Te Aash Dil Ni Khota Nathi
Je Prayatno Par Jivi Jane Sada
Te Kadi Kismat Par Kadi Rota Nathi.

Cricket World cup schedule 2011:

Group A: AUS, PAK, SL, NZ, ZIM, CANADA, KENYA...

Group B: IND, SA, ENG, WI, BAN, IRLAND, NETHERLAND...

Group C: RAJNIKANTH....

Dr. :- Aa To UparVala Ni Maherbani Chhe Tamaro Jiv To Bhagvane Bachavyo Chhe.

Dardi :- To Hu Fees Pan Bhagavan Ne J Aapi Daish.

Ame Dhari Nahati Evi Andhari Kari Lidhi
Ajani Aankhdie Chot Gozari Kari Didhi
Kasumbal Aankhdi Na Kasab Ni Vat Su Karvi
Kaleju Kotri Najuk Minakari Kari Didhi.

Bap- Nalayak Pahela Te Tari Koi Book Kholi Ne Joyi Chhe?
Beto - Ha Pappa
Bap - Kai Book?
Beto - Facebook....

Pati - Darling, Tara Mate Ek Mast Monkey Nu Bachchyu Lavto Hato Pan Police Lai Lidhu.

Patni- Kasho Vandho Nai..! Mare To Tame Aavi Gaya Etle Badhu J Aavi Gayu.!!

Aje Bhulayeli Vato Ne Yaad Karvi Che
Khovayeli Smrutio Ne Taji Karvi Che
Ghadi Be Ghadi Aankho Bandh Kari
Mare To Manoman Mitro Ni Sangat Karvi Che.

Aaj Kal 6okario 4 Vastu Ni Diwani Chhe.


1. Make up
2. Mobile Phones
3. Shopping
4. ________


-Tapan Patel


Jojo Pachha Edit Karine Tamaru Naan Na Lakhi deta.

Aansu Sukaya pachi J Malva ave a Sabandh che
Ne Aansu pahela Malva ave a Prem che
Darek Ghar nu Sarnamu to Hoy Pan
Gamta Sarname Ghar bani Jay a Jivan che.

Tmara Shbdo Vina Amari Shayri Adhuri
Tmara Viswas Vina Amari Shradha Adhuri
Tmari Yad Thi Papan Bhini Thi Gai
Tmara Sath Vina Mari Jindgi Adhuri.

Man Muki Tara Par Varsvanu Man Thay 6e,
Tara J Range Rangavanu Man Thay 6e,
Hath Ma Rakhi Hath Tari Najik Besvanu Man Thay 6e...

Zukeli Najar Thi Joyu Tame Amne
Tamari Aa Ada Kem Na Game Amne
Ek Saval Thay Mara Man Ma
Prem Ma Chho Tame Ke Vahem Ma Chhie Ame?

S
SH
SHA
SHAR
SHARM
SHARM K
SHARM KA
SHARM KAR
SHARM KARO !!
SHARM KARO !!
.
.
.
Kanjoos.
1 Msg To Send Karo.

Aaj no Manvi Kai Paristhiti ma Jive 6
.
.
.
Suve Tyare "SAMADHI" ma
Ane
Uthe Tyarthi "UPADHI" ma
"Good Morning"

GF - Hu Tane Kale Malva Nai Aavi Shaku.
BF- Ok Vandho Nai Hu Tari Gift Biji Koine Aapi Daish.
GF - Em Nai, Hu Kale Nai Aavi Shaku Pan Aaje Aavu Chhu Atyare Kya Chhe Tu.

Sambandho Ni Dharti Par Jyare Viswas Varse Chhe
Tyare J Emathi Sneh Ni Sodam Prasre Chhe
Apexao Ni Aag Jya Vadhare Hoy
A J Vyakti Prem Na Varsad Mate Tarse Chhe.

Santa- Tari Dukan Nu Doodh Kharab 6e, Sharbat Ma Nakhyu To Fati Gayu.
Doodh Wala- Kaya Sharabat Ma Nakhyu Hatu?
Santa- Limbu sharabat Ma...

Koi na Javano Ehsaas Aje Thayo 6e,
Kai na Kahevano Ehsaas Aje Thayo 6e,
Sathe Hata Tyare Notu Vicharyu Su Thai Rahyu 6e,
Ekla Padya no Ehsaas Aje Thayo 6e.

Kathiyavadi Bapu Tena Dikara No Riport Leva Hospital Gaya.
Riport Kharab Hato.
Bapu a Dikara Ne Kahyu- Oy School Ma To Barobar 6e Pan Te Ahiya Pan Mari Izzat Na Rakhi.

Aavi gai Pachi navi Aasha sathe Savar
Good Morning kahu chhu apne Farivar
Prembhav thi Sathe Rahejo puro Parivar
Haro Faro Moj Karo Aje to Che Maja no Ravivar.

Santa:- pahela to tamara ghar makapda dhova mate nokrani hati,
have kapda tame kem dhuo chho.?

Banta:- aapde eni hare Lagan kari Lidha..!

('.') kem
<) )\. chho?
_/ \_
('.')
<) )> khabar
_/ \_ chhe
ketlu yaad kariye chhie tamne?
( '.')
>----) )----<
atlu _/ \_

Mann Ma Jo Simcard Hot Toh..
Yaado Ne Delete Kari Sakyo Hot..
Magaj Ma Jo Printer Hot Toh..
Vicharo Ni Print Out Kadhi Sakyo Hot..
Haiya Ma Jo Pendrive Hot Toh..
Zindagi No Data Ema Samayo Hot..
Modha Ma Jo Bluetooth Hot Toh..
Vaato Ne Transfer Kari Sakyo Hot..
Aankho Ma Jo Sms Hot Toh..
Tasviro Ne Receive Kari Sakyo Hot..
Kadach..
Zindagi Jo Computer Hot Toh..
Tene Pan Restart Kari Sakyo Hot..

Santa- Yaar Modu Thai Gayu Chhe Aaje Rate Ahiya J Rokai Ja Kale Savare Jato Rehje.


Banta- Ok, Hu Ghare Jai Night Dress Lai Ne Pachho Aavu Chhu.

Bolya Kare Te Maitri Chup Rahe Te Prem
Milan Karave Te Maitri Judai Satave Te Prem
Hasave Te Maitri Radave Te Prem
To pan Loko Maitri 6odine Shu Kam Kare che Prem ??

Aa Exam, Aa Marks, Aa % Badhu Bekar 6e,
Badhi Moh Maya 6e,
Tame Khali Hathe Aavya 6o Khali Hathe Javana 6o
Aa vichar Apnavo Ane Godri Odhi Sui Jao.

The Sun is Avi Gayo che
Very Much Tadko thai Gayo che
Birds are walkout for Chanva and
Still U r Sleep rahya cho
Wake up Mara Dost Wake up


Good Savar
Have a Saras Day

Santa- Tane Prepaid Connection Game Ke Postpaid?
Banta- Prepaid
Santa- Kem...?
Banta- Kem Ke Tema Call Karya Pachhi Bill Vadhvane Badle Ochhu Thay Chhe.

Shabd 1 J Mukay 6e ne Arth Fari Jay 6e,
Ankado 1 J Mukay 6e ne Dakhlo Fari Jay 6e,
Paglu 1 J Mukay 6e ne Disha Fari Jay 6e,
Smit 1 J Vyakti nu Male 6e ne Jindgi Badlay Jay 6e.

2 Sardar Ne 2 Bomb Malya
1st - Chal Police Ne Dai Aavie.
2nd- Kyank Koi Bomb Rasta Ma Futi Jashe To...!
1st- Police Ne Khotu Kehshu Ke 1 j Bomb Malyo Hato.

Dosti Evi Karjo K Jema


Shabdo Ochha ne Samaj Vadhare Hoy,
Vivad Ochha ne Sneh Vadhare Hoy,
Swas Ochha ne Viswas Vadhare Hoy,
Purava Ochha ne Prem Vadhare Hoy.

Pati - Patni Vachche Zaghdo Thayo Pati Ghar Ni Bahar Jato Rahyo.
Ratre Pati No Patni Par Phone Aavyo.
Pati- Jamva Nu Shu Banavyu 6e?
Patni- Zer
Pati- Hu Modo Aavish, Tu Jami Ne Sui Jaje.

Tamana 6e tamne mara banava ni.
bhul nathi karto tamne bhulava ni.
Tamara thi dur jarur rahu 6u.
Pan himmat rakhu su tamari najik aavva ni.

Rajnikant - Aa Su ? Tara card ma to fakt 2 GB ni j Memory che ! Aa jo Maru Card, 8 GB nu che !


Naresh - Are Ganda, Aa maru Sim Card 6 Memory Card nai :)

Khushi Ma Khushi Ni Pal Tu 6e,
Gum Ma Khushi Ni Pehchan Tu 6e,
Duniya Mate Mari Shaan Tu 6e,
Pan Mara Mate A Sanam Mari Jindgi Tuj 6e.

Boy - Papa mari Navi teacher bahu j Mast chhe
Papa - Nalayak, Besharam... Teacher to MAA saman hoy chhe
Boy - Tame to Hamesha tamaru j Vicharo Chho.

Sathe Tari Rehva Mangu 6u,
Taro Padchayo Bani Jindgi Vitav Va Mangu 6u,
Mara Thi Vikhuti Na Padti...
Hu Tara Daman Ma Zindgi Puri Karva Mangu 6u.

Girnar Chadi ne Dukhi Gaya Tatiya
Wah Wah
Girnar Chadi ne Dukhi Gaya Tatiya


ACP: Daya Khuni Kathiyawadi Lage che, Aa Jo Marcha ane Gaathiya !!

Divas Na Hu Raat Mangu 6u,
Raat Ni Chandni Pase Hu Savar Mangu 6u,
Duniya Ni Mare Kai Jarurat Nathi.
Hu To Fakt Tara Dil Ma Smava Mangu 6u.