Monday, February 28, 2011

Problem Thai Jashe - Hathi v/s Kidi Jokes


Hathi Na Bike Ma Panchar Padyu To Kidi a Lift Aapi
Rasta Ma Kidi a Hathi Ne Kidhu
Thodo Niche Thaine Bes
Mara Pappa Joshe To Pacho Problem Thai Jashe.

Taro Prem Mari Pehchan...


Tu Mari Jaan Bani Ne Rahe 6e,
Taro Prem Mari Pehchan Bani Rahe 6e,
Yaad Karu 6u Tane Hu Dil Thi,
Khabar 6e Tane To Kem Anjan Bani Rahe 6e.

Vaahe Vaahe Hoy...- Bapu Jokes SMS


Sikh Sardar: Amare to "Vaahe Guru" Hoy


Kathiyawadi Bapa: Em! Oho! Amare to Pahela "Guru" hoy
ane Ame Badha Vaahe Vaahe Hoy..

Tari Yaad Mari Saza 6e...


Tu Bewafa Nathi Mane Khabar 6e.
Tari Rah Jovi Mari Aadat 6e.
Tu aave Ke Na Aave Tari Marji.
Pan Tari Yaad Ma Tadpatu Rehvu Mari Saza 6e.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Munni Badnam Hui Gujarati Song...


Munni Badnam Hui nu Gujarati Song


"Santudi ni aabru re gai, Santudi tu kyay ni na rai"


Haaa......Haaa......Haaa.....

Mari Yaad Teni Majburi...


Mari 1 khwaish puri thay
Mane yaad karvo teni majburi thay
He vidhata teni takdir ma lakhi de
Mara vagar teni badhi khushi adhuri thai jay.

Rajnikant Swimming karva Gayo - Rajnikant Jokes


1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo
Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K
Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.

Pyar No Varsad...


Chahat 6e Tari Sathe Jivan Vitava Ni.
Tara Daman Ma Samay Vitava Ni.
Tu Pyar No Varsad Karti Rehje.
Mari Chahat 6e Tara Pyar Ma Bhinjava Ni.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

MOST DANGEROUS...- Best Jokes SMS


Jeni Pachhal "RU" ave te Badhu j DANGER ZONE ma Aave


Jem K

DAARU
KUTRU
ANDHARU
VANDRU
BHOYRU
SAASRU


ane MOST DANGEROUS...

"BAIRU"

Yaad Aave chhe Tu...


Mari jarurat ne dhyan ma rakhe 6e tu.
Kahya vagar samji jay 6e tu.
Pyar karyo 6 te mane bepanah.
Etla mate to Aankh Band Karu Ne yaad aave 6e tu.

Makan Ma Aag Lagi - Rajnikant Jokes...

Ek Makan Ma AAG Lagi
Public: Andar Koik 6, Ene jaldi bahar Kadho
Rajnikant Aag Ma Kudi andar Gyo
Andar jaine Joyu to Naresh Kanodia Havan karto hato.

Shabdo No Sacho Upyog...


Ankho thi shabdo pan vyakt thay 6
Sparsh thi lagni no anubhav thay 6
Pan shabdo no sacho upyog kariye to
ankho na raste dil ne sparshi javay 6.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Badha Tamara Jeva Na Hoy - Jokes SMS


1 Var 1 Vandra(Monkey Ni Same 1 Kelu(Banana) Rakhyu ane 1 Vandri rakhi
to Vicharo !!
Vandro Koni Pase gayo hase ???
.
.
.
Kela Pase


Badha Vandra Tamara Jeva na Hoy.

Yaad Mara Nam Ni...


Zindgi kyarek hasavati hase.
kyarek rovdavati hase.
Pan A jaan tane jyare yaad aavti hase.
Tema ek yaad to mara naam ni jarur aavti hase.

Mari Kasam - Jokes SMS


Aaje Hu Diva Par Hath Rakhi Kasam Khau Chhu Ke
Roj Bhanishu,
Roj Class Bharishu,
Teacher Ne Galo Nai Daie,
Note Banavishu,
.
.
.
Styanash...!
Divo Bujai Gayo.

Tara Pyar Ma Pagal...



Taru naam mane saru lage 6e.
Tara naam sathe maru naam saru lage 6e.
Loko kahe 6 k pyar ma pagal 6e.
Pan tara pyar ma A naam pan saru lage 6e.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Eklo Padi Gayo Munni Vagar (Munni v/s Sheela)


Mara sathe Prem Kari Ne Munni Badnam Thai Gai,
Mara sathe Prem Kari Ne Munni Badnam Thai Gai,
Eklo Padi Gayo Hato Hu munni Vagar...
Eto Saru Thayu Ke Etlama Sheela Javan Thai Gai.

Koi Na Vagar adhuri Jindgi...

Yado na pana thi bhareli 6 jindgi,
Sukh ne dukh na prasango ti bhareli 6 jindgi,
Akela besi ne vichari to juo,
Koi angat vagar ketli adhuri 6 jindgi.


Prem Kare Te - funny SMS


Prem Kare te Manavi Samju Kahevay,
Prem Karine Nibhave Te Samajdar Kahevay,
Ane Je Prem Karine Muke de Te Samaji Gayo Kahevay.

Mara Dil Ma Nam Taru...

Mari duva ma taru naam kayam rah 6e.
Tari jindgi ma maro sath kayam rah 6e.
Bhale tu mara thi dur rahe 6e.
Pan mara dil ma naam taru kayam rah 6e.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Bapu & Chudel Jokes...


Bapu Ek Jungle Mathi Jai Rahya Hata. Ek Chudele Temne Atkavya.
Ha...ha...ha...hi...hi...hi...Me Chudel Hu..Ha...ha..hi...
Bapu- Bas Band Kar Have Mane Badhi Khabar 6e Tari Ek Ben Mari Patni 6e.

Zindgi Samay Ni Raah Nathi Joti...


Raat Savar Ni rah Nathi Joti
Khushbu Rutu ni rah Nathi Joti
Jevo Pan samay male Ene SNeh Thi Jivo
Karan k Zindgi Samay Ni Raah Nathi Joti.

Pin2 Jokes SMS...


Teacher- Jo Tame 001 Dial Karo To Shu Thay?
Pin2- police Jip reverse gear ma Aave Biju Shu...

Tane Malva Aatur Betho 6u...

Tammana thi nahi tanhai thi daru 6u,
Pyar thi nahi bewfai thi daru 6u,
Tane malva hu aatur thay betho 6u,
Pan malya pachi tari judai thi daru 6u.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

"Boss" ka Number He..' - Jokes SMS


1 Var Bhut Ne Mane Kahyu Koi Manushy No No. Aapo Hu Tene Heran Karish.
Me Tamaro No. Aapyo To Bhute Mane Kahyu-
'Abe, Marwayega kya..?? Ye to "Boss" ka Number He..'

Pyaar Ma Tara Pagal...

Pyar ma tara pagal bani betho 6u.
Tara pyar ni yaad lai betho 6u.

Tu aavje mara dil par malam lagadva.
Aaje hu dil thi ghayal bani betho 6u.

DIL ma tari yaad 6e...

A jaan tari sathe mane pyar 6.
Aankho ma TU ane DIL ma tari yaad 6.
Tu pan mara prem ne kabul kari 6.
Mara prem upar mane puro vishwas 6.

Babal Thai Jashe...- Jokes SMS

1vat kahu
Khotu ni lagadta
.
Kahi dev?
.
Hu Tamne bov Prem thi kahu 6u

.
.
.
sMs karo nahi to babal thai jase.....!!!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Bapu Jokes SMS...

Gamda Na 4 Bapu City Ma RECEPTION Ma Jamva Gaya,
ENTER Thaya To SALAD Joine Bahar AAvta Rahya,
Bahar AAvi Ne 1 BAPU Bolya
"Haji To VAGHARVA Nu Y Baaki 6e".

Taro Sath...


Sath taro jivan 6 maru..
Vishwas taro jivan 6 maru.
Mari sathe humesha rahje mari jaan.
Kem k pyar taro jivan 6 maru.

Mara Lagan(marriage) Karavi Deshe - Jokes SMS


Chin2- Mare Exam Ma Fail Thavu Chhe.
Pin2- Kem?
Chi2- Pappa Kahe Chhe Ke 1st Class Aave To science 2nd Class Aave To Arts Ane Fail Thish To Mara Lagan(marriage) Karavi Deshe.

Man Bhari NE Pyaar Kari Leva De...


Aankh na aansu bani vahi jay hu
Phul bani ne karmay jay hu
Aaje mane ji bhari ne pyar kari leva deje
Su khabar kale duniya mathi chalyo jay hu.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Petrol Sathe Bike Maffat...


Jo Petrol Na Bhav Aavi J Rite Vadhta Raheshe To...
Ek Divas Evo Aavshe Ane Aapnne Vanchva Malshe Ke...
1 Liter Petrol Sathe Bike Maffat...

Mane Bhuli Na Jata...


Sundar 6 maru jivan sapna ni jem.
Kyarek tuti ja6e kanch ni jem.
Mane bhuli na jati A jaan.
Tara dil ma rakhje yaad ni jem.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Patni Heran Kare Chhe - Bapu Jokes


Bapu:- Maharaj, Mari Patni Bau Heran Kare Chhe, Koi Upay Batavo.
Sadhu:- Beta, Upay Hot To Hu Sadhu Na Banat.

Tara Sivay Kashu Yaad Nathi Rehtu...


Mara dil ma 1 taru naam yaad rakhu 6u,
Tara mitha bol yaad rakhu 6u,
Biju kai yaad nathi rahtu mane,
Bus Tari sathe vitavela pal yaad rakhu 6u.

'Pati' Ane 'Split a.c" - Gujarati Jokes


'Pati' Ane 'Split a.c" Banne Sarkha.
Khyal 6e Kevi Rite?
Bahar Eno Awaj Sambharay, Pan Ghar Ma Chu Ke Cha Nahi.

Tara Prem Ma Pagal Bani Betho...

Badha thi alag mara dil na haal 6e.
Raat divas dil ma ek sawal 6e.
Badha Kahe 6e Hu Pagal Bani Betho 6u,
Hu Janu 6u Ke Aa Tara Prem No Kamal 6e.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Bapu Ni Challenge - Bapu Jokes


Bapu A challenge Feki Ke Hu Kutubminar Ne Khabha Par Unchki Ne Mumbai Lai Jashe.
News Channel Vala Bhega Thai Gaya.
Badha Puchhva Lagya- Tame Aa Kai Rite Karsho?
Bapu:- Bas Tamara Mathi Koi Kutubminar Uncho Kari Mara Khabha Par Muki Do.

Maru Naam Tara Dil Ma...

Maru naam dil ma rakhi chupave 6e kem
Mane yaad kari ne bhulave 6e kem
Kahe 6e Ke mane tari sathe pyar nathi
To chup chap Aansu vahave 6e kem.

Rajnikant In Stock Market - Gujarati Rajnikant Jokes


Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
.
.
.
Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.

Tari Ek Zalak Joi Betha...

Kasoor to mari ankho no hato Je chup chap tari ek zalak joi bethi,
Hu chup raheva mangto hato,
Pan aa mari zubaan tari sathe izhar kari bethi.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

250gm Pack Karje - Bapu Jokes


Magan Ana Mitra No number Mobile Ma Save Karto Hato. Bapu Jota Hata.
Bapu:- Alya Shu Kare chhe?
Magan:- Save Karu Chhu.
Bapu:- BhegaBhegi Mari Pan 250gm Pack Karje.

Dil Ma Nam Taru 6e...

Dil Ni Duniya Ma Aaje Ek Naam Taru 6e,
Tara Dil Ma Ek Dham Maru 6e,
Pyar Thi Nibhavi Rakhje Mara Prem Ne,
Kem Ke Aa Jivan To Fakt Have Taru 6e.

Bill Aapi Do - Gujarati Jokes


Dardi - Doctor Saheb, Have Mane Tamaru Bill Aapi Do To Saru.
Doctor - Haji Tamne Aaram Ni Jarur Chhe Tmara Ma Haji Maru Bill Aapvani Shkti Nathi Aavi Smjya.

Duva mara dil ni...

Duva mara dil ni aaje kabul thai jay,
Mari 'jaan' na badha sapna pura thai jay,
Na rahe tena koi Arman baki...
Aaje tena badha Arman pura thai jay.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Ek Sundar Swapn - Good Night SMS


Divas Bhar No Thak Have Dur Kari Lyo,
Thai Gayi Rat Have Light Bad Kari Lyo,
Ek Sundar Swapn Rah Joi Rahyu 6e,
Bas Tamari Aankho Band Kari Lyo.

Amdavadi Ni Budhdhi...


Ek Railway Station Par Amdavadi No Ordar-
A Lari Vara 250gm Garma Garam Bhajiya Sathe Marcha Chantni Barabar Nakhje
Ane Ha Aa Badhu Aaj Na News Paper Ma Pack Karine Lavje.

Dil Ni Vat...


Dil Ni Vat Dil Ma Rakhi Na Sakay
Ansu No Varsad Roki Na Sakay
Koini Rah Jota Udas Na Thajo
Prem Sacho Hoy To Tena Thi Nazar Jukavi Nahi Sakay.

Bapu Police Station Gaya...


1 Var Bapu Fariyad Nodhva Police Station Gaya.
Bapu:- Mane Koi Phone Par Dhmkave chhe.
Police:- Kon?
Bapu:- Teliphone Vara, Mane Kahe 6e Bill Nai Bhare To Kapi Nakhishu.

Khusbu Tara Pyaar Ni...


Khusbu Tara Pyaar Ni Mane Mahkavi Jay 6e,
Taro Pyar Mane Bahkavi Jay 6e,
Swas Leta To Var Lage 6e,
Swas Leta Pahela Tari Yaad Aavi Jay 6e.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Tane 'Miss' Karu 6u - Valentine Day SMS


Jyare Hu Aakash Ma Chandra Ne Jou Chhu Tyare Tane 'Miss' Karu 6u,
Rahe Tu Khush Sada Ej Aajna Divase 'Wish' Karu 6u.


"Happy Valentine Day"

Valentine Day SMS...


Maru Wajud Taro Prem 6e,
Mane Gurur Tara Prem No 6e,
Mane Loko Ghamandi Kahe 6e,
Pan Mane Ghamand Tara Prem No 6e.


"Happy valentane day"

Valentine Day SMS...

ILU
,;*"*;,;*"*;,


*;, ,;*
"*;,;*"
To be my vALENTINE
Aa SPECIAL LOVE HEART 6
Aa Heart Emne Moklo Jene Tame Kadi Khova Nathi Magta.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentine Day SMS...

Ek Var Hath Ma Hath To Aapo
Tamne Prem No Parichay Karavie,
Tame Jo Aaje 'Ha' Pado To...
Aapne Sathe Valentine Manavie.

Valentine Day SMS...

Sury Ni Same Joi Samay Ne Olkhjo,
Hrday Same Joi Prem Ne Olkhjo,
Ane Aa Valentine SMS Joi Ne Bas Mane Olkhjo.

Valentine Day SMS...

Bas Bau Thayu Yaar Have
.
.
Tari Girlfrnd Ne Samjavi De
Mane Phone Karine Kahe 6e
Ke Aa Valentine Day Par Mara Sathe Date Par Aavu 6e.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Valentine Day SMS...


Sambharo Mara Prem Ni Kahani
.
.
Mummy Ghare thi Java Deti Nathi,
Ane
Mare Valentine Day Par Date Par Javanu Chhe.

Valentine Day SMS...


Thodo Thodo Karine Samay Jato Raheshe,
2 Divas Pachhi Valentine Day Aavi Jashe,
Haji Pan Samay Chhe Kyak Laflu Kari Lo,
Nahi To Aa Vakhte pan Valentine Day Bekar Jashe.

Mara Dil Ma Tara Mate Prem...


Aaje 1 navo umang jagiyo 6.
Aaj no divas mara mate subh aavyo 6.
Kari aapu tara mate badhu kurban.
Etlo prem tara mate mara dil ma aavyo 6.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Tamara jeva Mitro vina...


Ansu Vinana Rudan shu Karvana
Bhav vinana Bhajan shu Karvana,
Sneh Vinana Swajan shu Karvana,
Sachu kahu chu Tamara jeva Mitro vina, Ame su  Karvana.


-Bina Yash

Bahu Nasibdar chhe...


Bahu Nasibdar chhe  jeni Mathe,
Ek Hath Bhagvan no ane,
Bijo Hath Ma-Baap no,
Pan je te Mani Na shake,
Te sauthi vadhu kam nasib.


-Bina Yash

Tari Yaad...


Mara ekant nu sabut 6 tari yad
Nindar pan nathi aavti tadpave 6 tari yad
Sathe jivava marva ni kasam hati
Pan sath nibhave 6 aa tari yaad.

Munna-Circuit Jokes...


Munna: A Circuit Aa Vaky Ne English Ma Bol To
*idhar aa khajhur, Deta hun karcha pani*
Circuit: Come with me for a date i will pay u.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Tari Ek Mulakat Ni Pyas...

Aaje tari ek zalak jova ni aas jagi 6e.
Mara dil ma ek navi umng jagi 6e.
Badhu 6 mari pa6e samam.
Ek tu nathi a mate ek mulakat ni pyas jagi 6e.

Male Ke Na Male...


Na karo tamnna jena thi dukh male
Na rakho khwahis jena thi gum male
Pyar karo jena thi tamne pyar male
Pa6i bhale a tamne male k na male.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Taro Prem...

Taro prem ma mara araman 6e,
A JAAN tu pyar ma thodi nadan 6e,
Mara thi kyarey judi na padti,
Kem ke tu mara prem ni pahchan 6e.

Etlo prem...

Khushi ne tara naam kari jay 6.
Mari jindgi tara upar kurban kari jay 6.
Tu maru naam lai ek divas royi 6.
Etlo prem tara daman ma bhari jay 6.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

SMS Moklo...-Funny SMS

Mobile Nokia No
Radio Philips No
Handy Sony No
Ipod Apple Nu
Juice Mango Nu
Card Airtel Nu
Pant spykar nu
Pan SMS to Tamaro j Ho
Chalo moklo..!

Friday, February 4, 2011

Aa Dil Ne Samjavu Kem...


A dil tane samjavu kem.
Jene tu pyar kare hu tene mari banavu kem.
mari pan tamnna 6 k te mari jindgi bani jay.
Pan a vaat tene samjavu kem.

Tamari Yaad Aave 6e...


Haju Pan Tamari Satat Yaad Aave 6e
Haju Rameli Ramat Yaad Aave 6e

Tame Aanshu-o ne je Palav Thi Lu6ya
Bhini Laagni ni Mamat Yaad Aave 6e.

Dil Chori Lidhu 6e Maru...


Nazar Ma Besi Gayo 6 Chehro Taro,
Hu Koi Bija Sathe Nazar Medvu Kem,

Dil To Te Chori Lidhu 6 Maru,
Have Koi Bija Sathe Dil Lagavu To Kem.

Taru naam Lai Ne...


Mara Rasta Ma Kanta 6e.
Thoda Phul Mari Jaan Tu Pathri Aapje.

Jagu Su Rate Taru naam Lai Ne.
Pyar Thi Tara Khora Ma Ek Var Suvdavi To Aapje..

' DIL' VECHVA NU 6E - Valentine SMS

NEWS 4U-
MARU 'DIL' VECHVA NU 6
100% Discount
TETHI BADHI CHOKRIO Jene Joie Te Jaldi Karo.
Umar>(18-22yrs)
Last Date-14 Feb 2011...

Tame Kaho Tyare – Bapu Jokes SMS

Bapu- Aa kaapad ketlaNu
Dukandar- Rs10/meter
Bapu- Rs5 ma aapo ne
Dukandar- 5 ma To mara GharMa pade 6
Bapu- Vandho nahi, tame kaho tyare tamara GhareThi lai jaish.

DiL Par Nasho Tamari Mulakat No...

Aaj Je Nasho 6e Ae Tamari Yaad No 6e,
Ane Thodo Nasho Dheema Varsaad No 6e.
Mane Tame Aem Sharabi Na Kaho,
DiL Par Nasho Tamari Mulakat No 6e..

Mara Prem Par Marti Hase...

Kyak Besine Mari Rah Joti Hase,
Mara Prem Ne Te Yad Krti Hase,
Aavi Jta Hse Ansu Teni Ankh Ma,
Hve To Faqt Mara Prem Par Drek Pal Marti Hase...

Maza Pan Aavshe…

SAMAY e pan aavse,
Tarsya pase samudra aavse,
thaki ne besto nai ay 'manzil' na 'Musafir',
'manzil' malse ne e malya ni maja pan aavshe.

Gujarati Advice SMS

Su-vichaar:-

Koi No pan lidhelo Naana Ma naano upkaar KyareY bhulsho nahi...
Koi Na par karelo Mota Ma moto upkaar KyareY yaad rakhsho nahi..

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Arre, e 6okri…

Ek Nanakdu
Pan
Bahu Khatarnak Vakya,Jenathi Kon Jane ketla 6okrao Nu Jivan Barbad Thai Gyu Hase.

"Arre, e 6okri Tari Same Joti Hati ..OY HOY…

Valentine Day SMS

Lyo 6okriyo e to atyar thi j Ladai saru Kari Didhi 6.

Kahe 6

Ke

Valentine Day Manavisu to khali
>TaPaN< ni sathe j
Nai to Manavisu naHi.

Prit Mali 6e…

Prit mali 6 Dosti Ni, sachvi lejo
Jivan Ma HarvaNu ane JitvaNu shikhi lejo
Malse Duniya Ma ghana Ajanya loko
Pan je tamara bani jay ene sachvi lejo.

Tara vina…

Tara vina zindgi mari viran lage
Tu jo hoi mari pase to swarg lage
Tara ma aevu to shu che?
Bas taru j nam chitde korayelu lage.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

GANDO to game te kare….!!!!! GF v/s BF Jokes

Girl :- Hu mari jaav to.?

Boy :- To hu Gando thai javu.

Girl :- Tu beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.?

Boy :- Are Gandi, GANDO to game te kare….!!!!!

Tari yad aave to – Funny Shayari

Tari yad aave to tara Msg vanchu chu,
Tane malvu hoy to mara dil ne samjavu chu,
Jo taro Awaz sambhadvo hoy to KUTRA ne pathra maru chu.

Tamne Joya 6e – Good Morning SMS

Vaheli parodh na swapna ma tmne joya 6
Tarla thi khili utheli rat ma tmne joya 6
Amari manjil hoy k musafari
Har shath ma tmne joya 6e.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Autowala v/s Bapu Jokes…

Autowala- Bhai 30 rupiya Thaya
Bapu- Le 15 rupiya
Autowala- Aa Khotu Kevay Pura Paisa Aapo
Bapu- Are Khotu Kyathi Mari Sathe Tu Pan Besi Ne Aavyo Etle Bakina Tu Umeri De.

Bajavo Tali Mari Shayari Par…

Bajavo taali amari shayri par,
Hu j janu 6u Dil ketlu bade 6e,
Hu su karu vaat aa Duniya ni,
Sacha na shabd pan khota pade 6e.

Vahevu 6e Tara Swas ma…

Karan janu 6u 6ata pu6ai jaay 6e,
Savar padta sapna vikhrai jaay 6e,
Vahevu 6e mare tara shawas ma,
Pan matr tari vaato ma j atki javay 6e.

Suraj ni paheli kiran – Good Morning SMS

Suraj ni paheli kiran na Prakas ma,
Pankhi bharela khulla akas ma,
Bhari lyo phulo ni khushbu swas ma,
Jivi lyo jindgi harshoullas ma.