Santa- Mari Patni Jagdo Thay Etle Piyar Jati Rahe Chhe.


Banta- Tu To Nasibadar Chhe Mari Patni To Jagdo Thay To Piyar Vara Ne Ahi Bolavi Le Chhe.

Dur thi vedna jane E Dost,
Gum hatavi muskan lave E Dost,
Zindgi to mrutyu pachi sath chodide,
Pan Zindgi thi vadhu saath nibhave E Dost.

Javani Aave To Masti Lage Chhe
Paranya Pacchi Te Sasti Lage Chhe
Teniyo Aave To Vasti Lage Chhe
Ane Pacchi To Love Letter Pan Pasti Lage Chhe.

Phul Nahi Pankhadi Bani Rahevu 6e,
Pani Nahi Tipu Bani Rahevu 6e,
Nathi Vehavu Koini Aankho Mathi Aansu Bani
Bani Sake To Aam j Hotho Thi Smit Bani Rahevu 6e.

6okari : Aa Suit No Su Bhav 6E?
Dukanvado : 1500 Rupiya
6okari : uff
Ane pelo pink colour vada no su bhav 6E?
Dukanvado : ji, 2 vaar uff uff..

Bani ANSu TaRi ANKHo Ma 6alkai Jais Hu
Bani YaD TaRa Maa Samai Jais Hu
Lakh KoShiS Kar MaNe BHuLVaNi
Pan Bani ITiHaS TaRa Dil ma KoTRai JaiSh hu.

Pati- Mane Aankhe Ochhu Dekhay Chhe Vicharu Chhu 1 Chashma Banavi Lau,


Patni- Are Revado Aakhi Society Ma Mara Thi Sundar Biju Koi Nathi.

Mane Radavi Ne Dil Tenu Pan Radyu J Hase
Chehro Aansun Thi Ene Pan Dhoyo Hase
Kadach Na Karyu Hasil Me Prem Ma
Kai Ne Kai Tene Pan Khoyu J Hase.

Munna Bhai - Are Yaar Sarkit Hu Mari GF Ne Gift Aapva Magu 6u, Bol Shu Aapu?
Sarkit - Bhai Evu Kar Gold Ring Aapi De
Munna BHai - Koi Moti Vastu Batav
Sarkit - To Gold Ring Revado, MRF Nu Tyre Aapi Do

Ful Ne Khushbu Male Nav Ne Sagar Male,

Aap Jo Aavo To Mara Dil Ne Dilbar Male.

Prakashak - Tamara Mate Ek Sara Ane Ek Matha Samachar 6e
Lekhak - Sara Samachar Pela Aapo
Prakashak - Gauri Ne Tamari Navalkatha Bau Gami Ane Te Aakhe Aakhi Pachavi Gai.
Lekhak - Ane Matha Samachar Shu Chhe?
Prakashak- Gauri Mari Gay (cow) Nu Nam Chhe.

Aavo Na Aavo Tame Khayal Ma
Pan Farak Kya Pdyo 6e Mohabbat Na Hal Ma
Varso Viti Gya 6ta Rakhya 6e Sachvi
Aansu Tamari Aankh Na Mara Rumal ma.

Santa Potana Tutela Champal Sivdava Mate Gayo.
Champal Ni Halat Joi Mochi Bolyo - Hu Aane Nai Sivi Saku
Santa- Koshish To Karo Nepoliyane Kahyu Chhe Duniya Ma Kai Ashaky Nathi.
Mochi - To Pachhi Aane Nepoliyan Pase Sivdao.

Taqdir Ne Manjur Nathi Evi Vat Mangi 6e
Je Malvana Nathi Teni Mulakat Mangi 6e
Prem Ma Bhale Amne Diwana Kaho Badha
To Pan Suraj Pase Ame RAT magi 6e.

SAPANA MA HU JOTO TARU GORU GORU MUKHADU,


SAPNA MA HU JO TO TARU GORU GORU MUKHDU,


SAVARE UTHI NE JOYU TO OSIKU NE GODLU.

Kya Sudhi Vato Karisu Aankho Thi,
Jara Rubaru Mulakat Ni 1 Sham Aapjo,
Kaik Kahi Shaku Dil Thi Evu Ekant Aapjo.

Swapna Ma Pan Je Kadi Aavya Nathi,
Ae Umar Bhar Yaad Aavshe Ani Amne Nohti Khabar.

Police - Saheb Kale Ratre Kedio A Ramayan Bhajavi Hati.
Jelar - Eto Sari Vat Kevay To Pachhi Tu Chinta Ma Kem Chhe?
Police - Saheb Hanuman Banelo Kedi Haji Sanjivni Lai Pachho Nathi Aavyo.

Hu ichu 6u chataa evi nirasha thai nathi shakti,

Milan taru asanbhav 6e, e shraddha thai nathi shakti.

Hasata E Chahera Par Fida Hu Bani Gayo,

Samay Hato Savaarno..Ne hu Zoomi Gayo.

champakLal Thandi Thi TharThar Kampat Hata.
Pin2 A Dr. Ne Phone Karyo.
Pin2- Dr. Saheb Jaldi Ghare Aavo.
Dr.- Kem Achanak Shu Thayu?
Pin2- Bimari Ni To Khabar Nathi Pan Savar Thi Dadaji "Vibrating Mode" Par Chhe.

Dolat Ni Duniya Ma Mane Koi RAS Nathi
Prem Ni Duniya Ma Baki Have Koi AAS Nathi
Atlej Kahu Chhu Mitro, Duniya Ma Baki Have Koi PYAAS Nathi.

Teacher- Microsoft product Na Nam Janavo?
Chin2- MS excel
Magan- MS word
Chhagan- MS Powerpoint
Pin2- Thodu Vichari ne "MS Dhoni"

Tame Aavya - Gaya Sushobhan Mate
Hu Tadapto Rahyo Zalak Mate
6e Jivan Ma Bas Ekj Tamanna
Mane Male Paalav Tamaro Kafan Mate.

Bapu 2 Dr. - Saheb Jyare Hu Cha (Tea) Pivu Tyare Mari Aankh Ma Dard Thay Chhe.
 Dr. - Cha Pivo Te Pahela Cup Mathi Chamchi Kadhi Levanu Rakho.

Prem Ni Paribhasa Smjay Toy Ganu 6e,
Tara Aapela Zakhmo Ruzay Toy Ganu 6e,
Badnam Bani Jivi Rahyo 6u Aa Jindgi,
Tari Yado Na Sahare Maray Toy Ganu 6e.

Patni (Gussa Ma) - Jyare Juo Tyare Sharab Ni Botal Khicha Ma Laine Faro Chho
 Pati - To Pachhi Tu Shu Ichhe Chhe Hu Badho Samay Hotho Sathe Lagavi Ne Rakhu.

Hamesa Tamari Sathe Chalyo,
6ata Aaj Ekalo Padi Gayo 6u,
Badlaya 6e Aje Jivan Na Rasta,
Kadach Koine Raste Nadi Gayo 6u.

Chin2- Taro Janam (Birth) Kyare Thayo Hato?

Pin2- Ravivare (sunday)

Chin2- Mane Ullu Banave Chhe Ravivare To Raja (Chhutti) Hoy Chhe.

Chkchur Thai Gayo Hu Prerm Na Prvah Ma
Jivi Rahyo 6u aej Prem Na Nasha Ma
Bewfai Ni Odheli Chadar Khasedi Tya
Dubi Gayo Hu Prem Na Majdhar Ma.

Pati- Dr. Saheb Mari Patni Pagal Thai Gai Chhe
Dr. - Tamari Patni na pagal jeva 2 - 4 vato janavo?
Pati- Aaje Sanje Jyare Hu Office Thi Ghare Phochyo To Ene Hasi Ne Maru Swagat Karyu, Khub J Prem Thi Chano Cup Aapyo.

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Game tetlu sodho pan mara jevo DOST duniya aakhi ma nahi male.

Haji Aankh ma Farke 6e koi
Haji Mithu Sharmai Marke 6e Koi
Vikhuta Padya Toye Lage 6e 'GHAYAL'
Haji Pan Rag-e-Rag ma Sarke 6e Koi..

Kavi Samelan Ma Ek Kavi Kavita Vachi Rahyo Hato
Shrotao A Ene Aakhi Rat Kavita Vachvani Vinanti Kari
Kavi A Shrotao Ne pu6yu- Shu Tamne Mari Kavita Bau Gami Gai?
Shrota - Na Aaje Amara Society No Chokidar Raja Par Gayo Chhe !

Shayro Ne Ena Sarnama Na Pu6so,
Srushti-Ne Pele Paar Tena Aashiyana Hoi Sake
Are O "HuMDuM" Mara Shabdo Ma,
Mara Ghavayela Hriday-Ni Vedna Hoi Sake!

Hoish Jo Phool To Karmaai Javano,
Deevo Jo Hoish To Bujai Javano,
Smruti Rupe Rahis To Sikka Ni Jem Hu
Anhiya Thi Tya Pahonchta Kharchai Javano.

Teacher- Vartman Ma 6okrao Aagal Chhe Ke 6okario ?
Pappu- 6okario...
Teacher- Kevi Rite?
Pappu- Karan Ke 6okario Aagal Rahe To J 6okrao Eni pa6al Chale Chhae.

Swas To Khooti Javane Hoy 6e
Parpoto Footi Javane Hoy 6e
Laakh Ene Sachve Aankho 6ata
Swapna To Tuti Javane Hoy 6e.

Jaat Ni Sathe J Sobat Thai Gayi,
Aekla Raheva Ni Aadat Thai Gayi,
Ek Aansu Koi'k Nu Luchhi Didhu
Jo! Khuda Kevi Ibbadat Thai Gayi.

Santa A Bhikhari Ne Samjavta Kahyu :-
Tu Bhikh Kem Mange Chhe Aaa Bau Kharab Kam Chhe.

Bhikhari :- Shu Tame Kyarey Bhikh Mangi Chhe?

Santa :- Na to !

Bhikhari  :- To Tamne Kevi Rite Khabar Padi Ke Aa Kharab Kam Chhe.

Vat Vat Ma Ketli Ye Vat Thai Gai
Ek Nava Sambandh Ni Saruaat Thai Gai
Varso Juni Te Sogandh Aaje Tuti Gai
Farivar Prem Ni Rajuat Thai Gai.

Bapu : Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,

Mobil shope walo : Memory card 6?

Bapu : Na memory card nathi, Ration card chalshe..?

A Ronak Tamam Fikki 6e,
Jyan Preet Ni Khushbu Nathi,
A Mahefilo Tamam Suni 6e,
Jyan Tu Nathi, Jyan Hu Nathi.

Bapu Railway Interview Aapva Gaya.
Interviwr : Train Accidnts Attakavava su Pagla Bharso ?
Bapu : Railway Track Par BUMP Banavi daish..

Hotho Par Aavo Chho Vat Banine,
Dil Ma Aavo Chho Yad Banine,
Ankho Ma Aavo Chho Spna Banine,
Thai Sake To Jindgi Ma Rehjo Sacha Premi Bni Ne.

Riksha ni paa6al ni seat par lakhyu hatu.
"Bharat ni sanskruti aakhi duniyama vakhanay 6
Paa6al hakhna besjo kaachma badhu dekhay che"

Koina Dil Ma Jo Koi Mate Prem Hoy To,
Te Premi Ne Kyare Pan Radavso Nai,
Kem Ke Ek Premi Ne Radavnar Pan Ek Divas Koina Prem Ma Radse.

Sundar 6okari Ne Bhanvanu(study) Nathi Gamatu...
Karan Ke Emne Khabar Hoy Chhe Ke Duniya Na Koik Khuna ma Koi Ne Koi Gadhedo Emna Mate Bhanto(study) Hashe.

Jivan ma har pal hasta raho,
Snehthi sauna haiye vasta raho,
Kam eva karo ke man ma vasta raho,
Pa6i samay bache to amne yaad krta raho.

Jindgi Ma Safal Thava Na 2 Niyam:
1. Kyarey Koine Puri Vat N Kaho...
2. .............................................
Shu Juo Chho Upar To Kahyu Ke Koine Puri Vat Nai Kevani.

Pran Bani Ne Sajavis Tamara Raag Ne
Phool Banine Mehkavis Tamara Baag Ne
Mari Dosti Thi Jalto Rakhis Hu Ene
Bujavo Nahi Dost Jivan Chirag Ne.

Ek 6okari Ubhi Hati.
Na To A SMS Karti Hati Ke,
Na To A Phone Kari Rahi Hati
6ata Enu Balence Nahotu Rahetu.
Kem? Vicharo...
Thodu Vadhare Vicharo Yaar...
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Haju Thodu Magaj Par Jor Aapo.


Are Te 1 Pag Par Ubhi Hati.

Chandni Rat Ma Khovayelo Andhkar 6u
Madhdariye Atvayelo Jahaj 6u
Tu Mane Aam Tar6odi Ne N Ja Mari Priye
Huto Tara Pyar no Talapgar 6u.

Zindgi Ni Darek Pal Sarkhi Nathi Hoti.

Samudra Ma Roz Bhrti Nthi Hoti.

Milan Ane Judai e Prasang 6e Zindgi No,

Jema Aansu Ni Kimat Sarkhi Nathi.

Saras Jindgi Kone Kevay?
Jamva Ma Roj Gujrati Thali Hoy.
2 Time Ni Kaamwali Hoy
Padosan Nakhrali Hoy
Sundar Sali Hoy
Ane Gharwali No Uplo Mal Khali Hoy.

Prem Ma Ek GoTo Nikadyo,
Dariya Karta Moto Nikadyo,
Aakhi Duniya Sathe Ladi Let,
Pan
Hu su Karu?
Maro Pota No J SiKKO Khoto Nikadayo.

Phool To Phool Hoy 6e,
Tu Phool Thi Pan Sugandhi 6e,
Je Joyi Le Ek-Var Tane
Kahe Aasman ni Pari 6e.

Pita- Tara Class Ma Sauthi Vadhu Mahenatu Studant Kon?
Putr- Hu...
Pita- Kai Rite?
Putr- Jyare Class Ma Badha Besi Ne Study Karta Hoy Chhe Tyare Hu Eklo Pacchd Ni Bench Par Ubho Ubho Study Karu Chhu.

Shodhtu Hatu Dil Ek Mulakat,
Ne-Ek-Mithi Mulakat Kari Na Shakyo,
Lakhya Hata PremPatro Khub Dil Lagavine,
Ae-Tara Hathma Pahochadi Na Shakyo.

Garam garam CHAA na mitha mitha swad ma... 
KALRAV karta Pankhio Na mitha madhur awaj ma.. 


Aaj Ni GULABI Savar Tamari Yaad Ma...

Santa- Tu Gallama Ghadiyal (clock) Kem Nakhi Rahyo Chhe?
Banta- Kem Loko Gallama Paisa Nakhe Chhe Ne..
Santa- Are Te To Paisa Ni Bachat Karva Mate Nakhe chhe
Banta -To Mare Pan Samay (time) Ni Bachat Karvi Chhe.

Samay Tane Sadaye Salam Karu chhu,
Hukumat Tari Swikari Tujthi Daru chhu,
Aam- To Hu Pan Nakamo Nathi Ke,
Jakhmo Ne Kandari Kavita Karu chhu.

Ishvar Ne Pan Tathastu Kaheta Dar Lage 6e...
Ishvar Ne Pan Tathastu Kaheta Dar Lage 6e...


Karan Ke Aajno Manvi Phool Dhari Ne Bagicho Mange 6e.

Alag Rahi Ne Pan Prem Ne Vadharvo 6e
Hraday Na Undaan Ma Utaravo 6e
Feko Pasa Tame Mara Naam Par,
Aaje Jani Joi Ne Dil No Ek Daav Haarvo 6e.

Panima Tarvani 'MACHHLI' Ni Style
Hawa ma Udvani 'POPAT' Ni Style,
Aava msg Moklvani ''TaPaN'' Ni Style,
Ne 'MAFAT' Ma msg Vanchvani 'TAMARI' Style.

Ful Ni Jem Hasta Raho To Bas 6e
Dil- Kholi- Ne Malta Raho To Bas 6e
Ame-Nathi Kaheta Ke Roj Phone Karo
Amne Pan- SmS- Thi- Yaad Moklata Raho To Bas 6e.

Pati:- Tu Mari Ek Pan Vaat Sathe Sahmat Nathi Thati. Hu shu Murkh 6u?

Patni:- Saru Chalo Aa Vaat Ma Hu Sahmat Thau 6u Ke Tame Murkh 6o...!

Sbandhoni Dhrti Par Jyare Viswas Varse 6e
Tyare J Temathi Sneh Ni Sugandh Prasre 6e
Apekshaoni  Aag  Jya Vdhu Hoy
Tej Vyakti Prem Na Varsad Mate Tarse 6e.

EK EK DHADKAN DAI RAHI 6 DUA TANE,
DOSTI KARI ME AAPI 6 WAFA TANE,
HATH UTHAVI BIJU TO SU MANGU,
MARI PAN UMAR DAI DE KHUDA TANE.

Driya Jetli Book Nadi Jetlo Course,
Talav Jetlu IMP, Lota Jetlu Puchay,
Glass Jetluavde, Tipa Jetla Marks Aave,
Kon Smjave BaPa Ne Ke 50% Kem Aave.

Sha Mate Loko Amne Bhuli Jay 6e,
Thoda Pal Sath Rahya Bad Dur Chalya Jay 6e,
Sachu Kahe 6e Loko Ke
SAGAR Na Malya Bad Loko Varsad Ne Bhuli Jai 6e.

Dosti  Ma Jivjo, Dosti Ma Marjo,
Himat Na Hoy To Dosti Na Karjo,
Jindji Nathi Amne Dosto Thi Vahli,
Dosto Mate j Chhe Aa Jindgi Amari.