Santa Ane Banta Lagan Pachhi:-
Santa - Shu Kahu Mari Patni Ne Git Gata Aavde Pan Gati J Nathi.
Banta- Tu to Nasibdar Chhe Mari Patni Ne Nathi aavdtu Toy aakho Divs Ga Ga Kare chhe.

ZaKHm Dil MA UnDE uNdE BhiSE chE,
ChaTA aanSU sARI jiVE chE Koi,
ShaKHI pAL-pal YadO MA ZUriNE,
ChaTA YaaD Ma sANaM ni TaDpe cHE kOi..

GuSSo kARvani AadAT pAdi gaY chE,
ChatA PreM DIP NI jYOt cHe kOi,
FuLOni PathaRi paR CHaltA RahYA,
ChaTA KanTAO iCHe cHe kOI.

Chin2- Hu Lagan Kari Ne Pa6tai Rahyo Chhu Tethi Tane 1 Salah Aapu Chhu Ke Tu Lagan Na Karish.

Pin2- Ha Yaad Rakhish Ane Aa Salah Mara Balako(son) Ne Pan Aapish.

Samay pan kevi ajib parixa kare 6e,
1 ne dard aapi bija ni raxa kare 6e,
Hraday ni jid to juo jindgi ma
je nathi malvanu teni j pratixa kare 6e.

Prem no bhutkal kone vachyo 6e,
Bhavishyano samay kone malyo 6e,
Mitro sambandh eno j majboot rahyo 6e,
Jene mitro na ansuo no swaad chakhyo 6e.

Ek Var Pati A Patni Ne Lafo Maryo
Patni Gusse Thai Ne :- Kem  Lafo Maryo?
Pati:- Manas Kone Mare? Jene Te Prem Karto Hoy.
Patni A pan 2 Gal Par 2 Lafa Marya Ane Kahyu :-
Tame Shu Samjo 6o Hu Tamne Kai O6o Prem Karu 6u.

Pankho Vina Ni Udan Bharu 6u,
Rasta Vagar Dagla Bharu 6u,
Bhogvu 6u Parinam Sachi Prit Nu Aaje Pan
Sambandho Ma Hu Vagar Mudi Nu Vyaaj Bharu 6u.

Nit Pela Sthane Jya Malta Ame,
Ae Yaad Aavta Aankh Thi Aasu Sari Pade,
Jeni Vatu Joya Karu Din-Rat
Ae Aavi Sapnama Satave Mane !

Hu SmS moklu chhu vaRSad ni jem


wah wah


Hu SmS moklu chhu vaRSad ni jem
TAme pan moklo thoda SMS paRShad ni jem.

Driyo Jem Suno 6e Moja Vagar
Prem Ma Maja Na Aave Saza Vagar
Dawa Ni Koi Kimmat Nathi Ija Vagar
Etle j To Aaj Sudhi Koi Jivyu Nathi EK-BIJA Vagar.

Evu Nathi Ke Tame Yaad Aavta Nathi
Pan Bhul Etli 6e Ke Ame Jnavta Nathi
Smbandho Badha ANMOL 6e Amara Jivan Ma
Smajdar 6o Tame Etle Vadhu Samjawta Nathi.

Rong side ma javathi time bache...
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aapno nhi.. Dosto.. YAMARAJ no..
care fully driving...

Tamari Maitri Ma Kaik Sar Lage 6e
Koi Potanu Hoy Evo Ansar Lage 6e
Zindagi Ni Kadvas Ma thai 1 Mitrata Madhur
Nai To Aavi Maitri Thava Ma Pan Var Lage 6e.

Kya sudhi vato karisu ankho thi,
Jara rubaru mulakat ni 1 sham Aapjo,
kaik kahi shaku Dil thi evu ekant Aapjo.

BOY- Uni Uni Khichdi Ne Moru Moru dahi
Ghani Badhi Joi Pan Tara Jevi Nai.

GIRL- Khati Khati Aamli Ne Khatu Khatu Dahi,
Hu Tari Bahen Ne Tu Maro Bhai.

Sagar Ni Peli Par Koi Rhetu Hase.
Tmne Yad Krine Koi Hastu Hase.
Jara Mobile Hath Ma Lai Ne Vichari To Juo
Tamara msg Ni Rah Pan Koi Jotu Hase.

Zarna Ni Udasi Paththro Vacche Padi 6e
Jene Kahe 6e Jindgi A To Thebe Chadi 6e
Zankhna Sevvani Aadat Thi Majbur 6u
Baki Koine Kya Koini Padi 6e.

Aa Dard e Dil Ni Koi Dawa Nathi,


WaH WaH...


Aa Dard e Dil Ni Koi Dawa Nathi.


Acp: Daya, Niche Utar Jaadiya Cycle Ma Hawa Nathi.

Aeni Chahat Ma Jindgi Thai Fana Mari.
Aene Mafak Na Aavi Vafa Mari.
"HA" Mane Bhuli Jaao To Gam Nathi,
Pan Ae To Kaho Prem Shu Thai Bhul Mari.

Padyu Savaar Chalo Jom Bhari Laie,
Nanakdi Ankho Ma Vyom Bhari Laie,
6odo A Sapna Je Bhutkaal Thai Gaya,
Chalo Vartman Ne Rome-Rom Bhari Laie.

Bapu Pachhad Ek Kutro Dodto Hato Ane Bapu Hasta Hata.
Aa Joine Ek Bhai A Pu6yu :- Bapu Kem Haso 6o?
Bapu :- Mara Jode Airtel Nu Network 6e Toy Aa Hutch Vara Pa6d Pa6d Fare 6e.

Mari Hayati Roj Tari Aas-pas 6e,

Tu Sodh Tara Raqt Ma J Maro Swas 6e,

Jo Na Male Mara Avshesh Tara Dil Ma,

To Samajaje Biju Koik Tara Mate Khas 6e.

Evu Nathi K Rehvu Nathi Aa Shaher Ma,

Pn Jaray Gamtu Nathi Aa Nagar Ma,

Vedna Nu Karan Faqt Etlu J 6e Ke

6e Badhu, Pan Yaar 'Tu' Nathi Aa Shaher Ma.

Ek Bhai :- Bapu Kevu Pade Tamaro Kutro To Sinh Jevo Lage 6e
Bapu :- Are Daffor E Sinh J 6e Pan Khadha-Pidha Vagar Kutra Jevo Thai Gayo 6e.

Sangreli Yaado Aaj Ret Bani Veray 6,
Jetli Shodhu 6u Etli J Khovay 6,
Man Ne Bahu Samjavyu Na Javay E Disha Taraf,
Jya Swapno Kodi Ni Kimmate Vechay 6.

AANSU NA PRATIBIMB PADI JAY 6,
KAHYA VAGAR BADHU SAMJI JAVAY 6,
YAAD AAVE 6 JYARE KOI ANAGAT NI,
TYARE HASTI AANKHE PAN RADI JAVAY 6.

1 HATO CHAKO. . .

1 HATI CHAKI . . .

BEY FARVA NIKLYA . . .

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PACHHA AAVE ETLE SMS KARU.
Ho..

Milavi Jam Ma Ameto Zindgi Pi Gaya,
Madira To Shu Tamari Kami Pan Pi Gaya,
Radavi Jay 6e Amne Bijana Dardo
Baki Amara Dukho To Ame Hasine Pi Gaya.

Prem no aa ketlo saro anjam 6E.
Aena dil ma have bija nu nam 6E.
Kem kari ne zakhmo ne ruzava dav hu.
Ae to aena didhela bahu mongha INAAM 6E.

Maru To ae Sambhdi ne Heart j Fail thai Gayu
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Jyare Mari Kaam Waari Baai ae Kidhu
Saheb!
Orkut par Mane pan Add Kari lyo.

Samay Ni AapNa Sabhandho Par Asar Na Padi
Kyre Aatmiyata Bndhai Teni Khabar Na Padi
Maru Rdvanu Karan J Tu Hati
Ane Tu Kahe Chhe Ke Tane Khabr J N Padi.

Karan Kai Natu Ane Ame Radi Padya
Jyare Malyu Hakikat Nu Sarnamu
Tyare Khyal Aavyo Ke Aato Yaado Ni Sherio Ma Bhula Padya.

Chin2 :- Yaar Pin2 Lagan(Marriage) Pachhi Shu Thay Chhe?
Pin2:- Pahela Varshe Pati Bole Ane Patni Sambhre,
Bija Varshe Patni Bole Ane Pati Sambhre,
Trija Varshe Banne Bole Ane Aaju-Baju Vala Sambhre.

Chandni Rate Ame Bandh Aankhe,

Chand Ne Hardy No Chitar Dai Betha,

Bhitar Ubharti Ek Alhad Shi Chhokri Ne,

Vistrva Aakhu Aakash Dai Betha.

Viti Gai Ratri Ne Aavi Navi Prabhat,

Pankhida Shor Kare Ne Suraj Vere Prakash,

Khushio Thi Bharelo Divas Vite Tamaro,

Etle Kahu Chhu “SUPRABHAT”.

Ame to Ful Bani Thodi Var Ma Khari Jvana
Khabar 6e Amne K Tame Amne Bhuli J Jvana
Athi Vadhu Tame Kari Pan Su Sakvana?

Sawal PANI no nai, TArAS no 6e,
Sawal MAUT nonai, SwAS no 6e,
Ghana 6e duniya mA Sambandho,
pan sawal sambandho no nai
TEMa Bandhayel ViSHWaS No 6e.

Subah ka har pal zindgi de Aapko.
Saam ka har pal roshan kare Aapko.
Jaha dukh ki hawa chhu ke bhi na gujre.
Khuda wo jannat ki zamin de Aapko.

Mummy- Beta Aaje Kem Vahela Ghare Aavi Gayo
Pappu- Me Raju Ne Maryo Etle Teacher E Mane Kadhi Mukyo
Mummy- Pan Te Raju Ne Kem Maryo?
Pappu- Mare Aaje Vahela Ghare Aavavu Hatu Etle.

Boli Uthyo Kukdo Ne
Aabh Ma Lagi Pankhida Ni Kataar
Have To Utho Mara Vahala
Aavi Gayi Soneri Savar.
Shubh_Savar

Roj roj satavavu saru nathi
aa dil dai have maru nathi
kya malish jara jaldi batavi de
aa jagat tara vagar jaray pyaru nathi.

Patni :- Tame Maro Photo Pakit Ma Kem Rakho Chho?

Pati :- Darling Jyare Pan Mane Koi Mushkeli Pade Tyare Taro Photo Joi Ne Vicharu 6u Ke Koi Pan Mushkeli Aanathi Moti To Nathi J.

Koi Tamari Aankho Ma Taratu Hashe,
Koi Tamara Shabdo Ma Ramatu Hashe,
Amastha J Svapna Nathi Aavata Tamane,
Nakki Tmara Mate Pan Koi Jagaran Karatu Hashe.

Joya emne ne udi gayu chain,

karvi ti dosti ne thai gayo prem.

Tarse Che jova emne have mara aa nain,

Pan dil ni aa vato kehvi emne Kem?

PRABHAT Na PUSHPO khiLi Gya
PANKHI Potana PRAVAS Par udi Gya
SURAJ Na SAFAR NI sharuaat Thai Gai
Shu Tame MITHI Nindar Mathi UTHI Gya.

Ek Yuvan Nu Avsan Thayu.
Bapu Tena Besna Ma Gaya Tya Badha Vato Karata Hata:-
"Bicharana 2 Mahina Pela J Lagan (merriege) Thaya Hata"
Tya Bapu Bolya- To To Saru Thayu Ene Vadhare Dukh Na Vethvu Padyu.

Thodi Viteli Kshano Sathe Mulakat Thai,
Thoda Tutela Sapnao Sathe Vaat Thai,
Yaad Jo Karva Betha a Badhij Yaado Ne To
Tamari Yaad Thi Sharuat Thai.

Mara Dil Ma Gehra Ghav Chhe,
Maru Jivan Halesa Vina Ni Naav 6e,
Ame To Padi Gaya Prem Ma, Pan Tame Na Padta,
Kem Ke Aa To Pagathiya Vina Ni Vaav Chhe.

Patni- Aaje Me Nokrani Ne Kam Par Thi KaDhi Muki
Pati- Te Kem Aavu Karyu? Tare Tene 1 Var Sudhrvani Tak To Aapvi Hati.
Patni-Pan, Hu Tamne Tak Aapva Nathi Magti.

Kon kahe 6e Prabhu Na Darbar Ma Andher 6e?
Hasta Chehra Juo Gher-Gher 6e,
Sukh-Dukh To Ishwar Ni Prashadi 6e,
Baki To Manvi Ni Samaj-Samaj Ma Fer 6e.

Tame Jo BeSahara Hov To,
Koi No Saharo Bano,
Saharo Tamne Aam J Mali Jase
Dubti Naiya Ne Pahonchadi Do Kinara Par
Tamne Aamj Kinaro Mali Jase.

Most amazing lines said by KATHIYAWADI lover to his love while BREAK UP..
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"Haal, Haal, Haltini tha."

Papno bandh kari aena avkash ma tane joi hati
Izzat rakhine Khudani duvama tane joi hati
tu chej nhi aspas pan havana avran ma tane joi hati.

Bhari lyo viswas ne swas ma
Pragtavi lyo jyot antar avkas ma
Ashakya kai j nthi aa jivan ma
Bus! Malavi lyo hath 1-bija na hath ma...

Gami Te Mali Nahi,
Mali Te Favi Nahi,
Favi Teni Sathe Maja Aavi Nahi,
Ane Maja Aavi Te Kaym Mate Rahi Nahi,
"TENU NAAM NOKRI"

Khusiyo Ni Pyali Chalkati Rahe,
Jindgi Tamari Sugandh Ni Fulvadi Rahe
Chandra-Suraj Jya Sudhi 6 Aakas Ma
Tarla Saman Kismat Aapni Chamkti Rahe.

Ek Divas Hathi Potu Karta Radva Lagyo
Eni Mummy A Pu6yu Ke Beta Tu Kem Rde 6e?
To Hathi A Radta Kahyu
Mummy Hu Potu Karu 6u Ne Kidi Pagla Pade 6.

Kanta nu dard fulo ni dali j samje
Fulo nu dard baag no mali j samje
Aa kevi rit banavi 6e he bhagwan!
K deepak nu dil bade ne loko "DIWALI" samje.

TANAHAI MA HASO TO MIT BANI NE AAVISH
MAHEFIL MA HASO TO GIT BANI NE AAVISH
HASO JO AAP UDAS KADI TO
=HOTH=PAR TAMARA MUSKAN" BANI NE AAVISH.

IPL FUN :-

Taru Smit Bani Leherai Javanu Mane Gamshe
Tara Ansu Thai Lun6ai Javanu Mane Gamshe

Tamne Shu Lage 6 Aaje YUSUF PATHAN Kevu Ramshe?

HA HA HA....

Good msg  to a Good Person from a Good Person for a Good reason at a Good time on a Good Day in a Good Month and Good Year.

"wish u a very Happy New Year"

apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye,
Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye
Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamnaye.

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Jaise Aap.....
Happy New Year.

Chham Chham Pagle Laxmi Aave,

Dwar Khula Rakhjo,

Divali Na Divaso 6,

Chahera Par Khusi Na Dip Pragtavjo.

Aaj Kariye SauNe Dil_Thi_Yad
Tamne Diwali Ni Mubaarak Baad,
Deep Jalaavo Ghare Ne Dhvaar
Rahe Sukh-Smrudhi Apram-Paar.
*Shub-Dipawali*

Aa SMS 5 second Pachhi Futvano chhe….

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
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Diva Ni Roshni
Fatakdao No Awaj
Suraj Na Kirano
KhushiYo Ni Bauchhar
Chandan Ni Khushbu
Sathe Sauno Pyar
Mubarak Tamne Diwali No Tahevar.

BAPU Daru Pi Ne Talu(Lock) Kholtata
Hath Kampta'ta Etle Talu(Lock) Nhotu Khultu
Ek Bhai: HU TALU(Lock) KHOLI DAU?
BAPU-TaLu Hu Kholi Lais
Tu Makaan PakaD.

Pani ma uge kamal ne
Chhod Upar uge Mogro
>wah wah<
Pani ma uge Kamal ne
Chhod Upar uge Mogro
Savar Ma Uthine Loko Kare DATAN pa6i kare KOGRo.

Bapu: Doctor tame maro daru chhodavi shako chho?
Doctor: Yes, 100%!
Bapi: To police chowky maa mari 40 bottle padi chhe, chhodavi aapone.

Rome-Rom Ma Ketli Aaturta Bhari 6e

Haiya Ma Becheni Ane Adhirta Bhari 6e

Mari Drashti No Ema Shu Vaank KAHE?

Tara Ange-Ang Ma Sundarta Bhari 6e.

Ful Ni e Suvas Yaad Aavse
Sathe Lidhelo Swas Yaad Aavse
Vadal Ni Jem Tane Koi Bhinjvse To
Mari DOSTI Ni Yaad TANE Aavse.

Husband: Hu Mari Javto, Tu Bija Lagan Kare?
Wife: Na Hu Mari Ben Jode Rahu.
Pan Hu Mari Javto, Tame Bija Lagan Karo?
Husband: Na Re, Hu Pan Tari Ben Jode Rahu.

Thodi Samjan Thodi Aan-Ban Lakhi Dau
Tame Aavo To 1 Sambandh Lakhi Dau
Aaj Lagi Me Kai Apyu Nathi Tane
Chal >JANU<
Tara Name 1 JINDGANI Lakhi Dau.

Mari Najro Ne Tarij Talash 6
Mara Aa Pagal Man No Tu Ek Ilaaj 6*
Mara Vise Tu Kyarek Vichari To Jo
Mara Shabde-Shabde Taroj Ahevaas 6*