Thursday, September 30, 2010

Bapa NU Kaina Vadhe-Funny SMS

Bidi Pivo To Buddhi Vadhe,
Cigaret Pivo To Shan Vadhe,
Gutka Khav To Gyan Vadhe,
Daru PiVo To Dost Vadhe
Ane Aa Badhu Karo To
Tamara Bapa NU Kaina Vadhe.

Prem Kem Hoy 6e…

Aa Raat Ekli Kem Hoy 6e?

Naseeb Atlu Bewafa Kem Hoy 6e?

Bus Etli J Fariyad 6e Bhagwan Ne

Jene Pamvu Muskil 6e Eni Sathe J Prem Kem Hoy 6e?

maara riday Ni Vaat…

Ke Jeevan Vite Taara Khora Ma
Mrutyu Aave To Taaru Aanchal Hoy
"Dhari" maara rIday Ni Vaat Sambhari
Tane J hu Prem Karu 6U
Ej Kaheva mangu 6u.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"108" Nathi Aavti..!-Funny SMS

'DIL' Na Sambandh Ne Duniya 'SAATH' Nathi Aapti

'DIL'Na Sambandh Ne Duniya 'SATH' Nthi Aapti

Kem KE
Prem Ma Ghavayela Mate "108" Nathi Aavti..!

Vadhare Padto Prem…

Na Jivela Pal Pan Kyak Jivan Bani Jay 6e,
Ankh Na Ujash Pan Kyak Andhara Bani Jay 6e,
Prem Karo To Etlu Sachvajo
Vadhare Padto Prem Pan Dard Bani Jay 6e.

Tamari Vedna…

Tamari Vedna Na Aansu Bani Vahi Jasu,
Rahi Muk Tamara Dil Ni Vaato Bani Jasu,
Male 6e Aam To Sarita Samundr Ne
Tame Bano Sneh-Sarita To Sagar Bani Jasu.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Jya Dil Lage 6e-Funny SMS

Jya Dil Lage 6e Tya Duniya Nade 6e,
Jya Preet Male 6e Tya Potana Nade 6e,
Shu Kahu Ke Thai 6e Marji TATA NANO Levani
Pan LUNA Na Baki Hafta Nade 6e.

TARU SMIT MALE TYA…

TARU SMIT MALE TYA MAHEK NU SU KAM 6E,
TARO CHAHERO KHILE TYA GULAB NU SU KAM 6E,
MARA DIL NI RANI AAPI DE TU 1 "MUSKAN"
PACHI MARE JANNAT NU SU KAM 6E.

Koi Ni Yado…

Koi Ni Yado Ni Parixa Thai Gai,
Sacho Javab Lakhta Reefil Puri Thai Gai,
Paas To Kyarna Thai Gaya Hot Ame Pan
I LOVE YOU Ni Liti j Lakhvani Rahi Gai.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Satya Ane Asatya…

Satya Ane Asatya Vachche Antar Ketlu ?

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25 km !

Gandhi Ashram Thi Gandhinagar Vidhansabha Sudhi..!

TAME HASAAVSHO TO…

TAME HASAAVSHO TO HASI LAISHU,
TAME RADAAVSHO TO RADI LAISHU,
AA DIL MA ETALO PREM 6 KE
TAME KAFAN BANAAVSHO TO LAASH BANINE ODHI LAISHU.

Tamari Yaad Ma-GoodMorning SMS

Garam Garam CHAA Na Mitha Mitha Swad Ma
KALRAV Karta Pankhio Na Mitha Madhur Awaj Ma
Aaj Ni GULABI Savar Tamari Yaad Ma.
*Su-Prabhat*

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Offer Tunk Samay Mate-Funny SMS

Faatela
Tutela
Nava
Juna
Saara
Badhaaj Prakar Na SMS Ahiya Swikarvama Aavse.
Teni Same Taddan Navo Nakkor SMS Mokalvama Aavse.
Jaldi Karo!
Offer Tunk Samay Mate J 6e.

”TAMARA DIL MA REVANI”

Na Ichha Ful Banvani,
Na Ichha Aakas Ma Udvani,
Tamnna Mari Ekj 6e…
”TAMARA DIL MA REVANI”

*I LOVE YOU*

Dilma Rahela Prem Ma…

Mara Komal Ridayma Vasava Mangu 6u,
Dilma Rahela Prem Ma Bhagidar Banava Mangu 6U,
Jo-Bano-Tame Parvana To…!
Hu Shama Thava Mangu 6u.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Lalu Jokes

Lalu: Vidwaano ae Kidhu 6e Ke 'MURKH NI PATNI BAHU J SUNDAR HOY 6E."

Rabadi: 'Dhat! Tamari Paase To Mara Vakhan Karva Sivay Biju Koi Kam j Nathi!

NAYAN Nihare 6e…

NAYAN Nihare 6e chhabi Tamari,
Haiyu Harkhay 6e Sambhri Vato Tamari,
Loko Bhale Kaheta PAGAL Amne
Ame To Gumrah Thaya 6 Ek Muskan Ma Tamari.

JANNAT Hase…

Kalpna Na Hati Ke Pyaar Thase,
Dil Bhinajse Ulfat Thase,
Have SVARG Ni Galiyo Na Sapna Sa Mate
Jya TU Hase DIRUBAA Tyaj TARA DILBAR Ni JANNAT Hase.

Friday, September 24, 2010

VAHELA Te PAHELA-Funny SMS

Prem Na Dard Utarvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Jindgi Ne Ezahar Karvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Prapose Karva Ma Var Na Lagadata
HAVE To VAHELA Te PAHELA Ni Skim AAVI 6e.

Tej PREM 6e…

Jena Mate 1000 Dukh Sahevay Te Prem 6e
Jena Vagar 1 Pal Na Rahevay Te Prem 6e
Hoy Chahat Ghani Tene Pamvani
Pan Same Aave Tyare Kahi Na Sakay Tej PREM 6e.

Tari Prit Ma…

Prem Karta Pan Prem CHe Tari Prit Ma

Zindgi Swarg Ni Jem CHe Tari Prit Ma

Tuj Vina Kyay Na Chale

Have to Jiv-vu Marvu CHe Tari Prit Ma

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Najar Thi Najar Male-Funny SMS

Najar Thi Najar Male To Pucho KEM 6e
Najar Zukavi Hase To Samzo PREM 6e

Pan Zukeli Najare SENDAL Utare To Samzo Ke BHAGVU Pade Tem 6e..

EK EK DHaDKAN…

EK EK DHaDKAN DAI RAHI 6 DUVA TANE*

PYAR KARI ME AAPI 6 WAFA TANE*

HATH UTHAVI BIJU TO SHU MAGU*

MARI PAN UMMAR DAI DE KHUDA TANE*

Hawao ni sathe…

Hawao ni sathe Arman moklu 6u

Mobile ni madad thi 1 sandesh moklu 6u
Thodo time male to kabul karjo

Shahenshah-e-GuJrAtI
SmS salam moklel 6e.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Bapu Jokes…

Bapu Ne KORO DARU Pita Joi
American: Bapu Thodu Pani To Nakho..

Bapu: A Bhuria, Ame Bapu Chhiye
Aatlu Pani To Daru Jota MODHA Ma Aavi Jay.

Sacho Prem…

Koi Ne Prem Ni Khabar Nathi Hoti
To koi Ne Prem Ni Asar Nathi Hoti
Bahu OCHHA Ne Male 6e Sacho Prem Aa Jagat Ma
Pan Jene Male 6e Ene Kadar Nathi Hoti.

TARI talash 6e…

Tara smarn ni chandni zarmar varse 6
shital shard punam ni raate rasta 6 shaher 6
ne bechein shwash 6
baki kashuj nathi
MANE bas TARI talash 6e.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Hu Atyare FREE Chhu…

Glass Undho Karo To Pani Bahar Aavse..

Glass Undho Karo To Pani Bahar Aavse...

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Hu Atyare FREE Chhu,
msg To Aava J Aavse!!!

Dil TamoNe Aapta…

Dil TamoNe Aapta Aapi Didhu
Paamta Paa6u Ame Maapi Lidhu
Maatr Ekj Kshan Tame Raakhyu
Pan Cho-Taraf Thi Ketlu Kaapi Lidhu.

Jindgi…

Swaso Swas Ni Raftar 6e Jindgi,
Tuti Jay Evo Taar 6e Jindgi.
Kone khabar.?
Ketli vaar 6E Jindgi
Bas
Jivay Etlu Jivi Lyo Ek Ankh No Palkar 6e Jindgi.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Tamne Joya 6e…

Vaheli Parodh Na Swapna Ma Tamne Joya 6e
Tarla Thi Khili Utheli Rat Ma Tamne Joya 6e
Amari Manjil Hoy Ke Musafari
Har Hal Tamne Joya 6e.

Sapna Tuti Jay 6e…

Jena Dil Par Vage 6e E Aankho Thi Nathi Rota
Je Potana Nathi Thya E Koina Nathi Thata
Samay Kayam Ej Shikhvade 6e
Sapna Tuti Jay 6e Pan Pura Nathi Thata.

Sapna Tuti Jay 6e…

Jena Dil Par Vage 6e E Aankho Thi Nathi Rota
Je Potana Nathi Thya E Koina Nathi Thata
Samay Kayam Ej Shikhvade 6e
Sapna Tuti Jay 6e Pan Pura Nathi Thata.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Ek Var GAMI Jay 6e…

Ugela Suraj Kadik Aathmi Jay 6e,
Zindgi Na Tofanoy Kyarek Shami Jay 6e,
Pan Dil Nu Dard Kone Kahiye Ke…
Bhulata NATHI Kyarey Je Ek Var GAMI Jay 6e.

Kadi Rota Nathi…

Je Loko Nirasha Ne Kadi Jota Nathi
Te Loko Aasha Dil Ni Kadi Khota Nathi
Je Loko Prayatno Par Jeevi Jaane 6E
Te Loko Kismat Par Kadi Rota Nathi.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Dil Ghabhray 6…

Ful Kera Sparsh Thi Pan Dil Ghabhray 6
Ane Rujayela Zakhmo Yaad Aavi Jay 6
Ketlo Najik 6 Aa Dur No Sabandh...
Hu Hasu 6u EkALTA Ma Ane Dur Koi Sarmai Jay 6E.

Prem Ane Vishwas…

Pavan Aa Paltaay Evi Shakyata Nathi,
Gagan Gorambhaay Evi Shakyata Nathi,
Prem Ane Vishwas Be Anmol Ratno 6e,
Ratan Aa Vechaay Evi Shakyata Nathi.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Bhagi Jais…-Jokes SMS

@ !
@ !"\(-.-)
@ ! //>
@ ! _/ \_

Ting Tong..

Yaad Apava Aavyo 6u
Tamara SMS Nathi Aavta
SMS Karo
Nahitar Ghanti Kharab Kari Bhagi Jais..

Wah Wah…-Funny SMS

Pani Ma Uge Kamal Ne 6od Par Uge Mogro

Wah Wah…

Pani Ma Uge Kamal Ne 6od Par Uge Mogro

Wah Wah…

Savar Ma Uthi Ne Loko Kare Brush Ne Pa6i Kare Kogdo.

Mahobbat Shu 6…?

Kadi Vasti Bharya Ran Ma Bhula Padya Cho?
Hriday Jeva Hriday Saathe Ladya CHo?
Mahobbat Shu 6 Aavo Samjavu Tamne
Kadi Vaar-Tahevaare Radya 6o?

Vat Karo 6o…

Divas Ek Pasar Na Thyo Tmara Vina,

Ane-Tame Aakha Dayaka Ni Vat Karo 6o?

TAmari- SAthe- Na Sapna Aankho ma 6e

Ane Tame Aankho Kholva Ni Vat Karo 6o.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Pappu Jokes...

Pappu: Ek Kilo Gaay Nu Doodh Aapo.
Dukandaar: Pan Tari Tapeli to Bahu nani 6e
Pappu: Vandho Nahi, Ek kaam Karo Gaay na Badle Bakri nu Doodh api dyo.

PREMI kya 6e...

Aasu na pratibimb pade eva darpan kya 6,
bolya vagar samje eva SAGPAN kya 6e,
loko kahe6 k ame PREM kariye 6e,
pan ankho ni bhasa samje eva PREMI kya 6e.

NIRKHI TENU RUP...

NIRKHI TENU RUP CHAND PAN SARMAY 6
BAG KERA FUL TENE JOI KARMAY 6
PAN ISVAR NI AA KEVI VICHITRA KALA
K BADHA NE SARMAVNARI MANE JOI SARMAY 6.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Thay Te Kari Lejo-Insult SMS

NAMASKAR
SMS Ni Navri Duniya Ma Tamaru Swagat 6e
Jo Amaro SMS Tamne Game To Mast SMILE Karjo,
Ane Na Game To Tamara Thi Thay Te Kari Lejo.

Tamara Vina...

Divas Ek Pasar Na Thyo Tamara Vina


Ane-Tame Aakha Dayaka Ni Vat Karo 6o?


TAmari-SAthe-Na Sapna Ankho Ma 6e


Ane Tame Ankho Kholva Ni Vat Karo 6o.

Mahobbat Shu 6e...

Kadi Vasti Bharya Ran Ma Bhula Padya Cho?
Hriday Jeva Hriday Saathe Ladya CHo?
Mahobbat Shu 6 Aavo Samjavu Tamne
Kadi Vaar-Tahevaare Radya 6o?

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Ek Hato Chako-Funny SMS

Ek Hato Chako Ane Ek Hati Chaki.!!
PACHI E UDAYA
FARUR..FARURU...FAM FAM
Sudhro.!

Sudhro.!
Aa Tamari Umar 6e Chaka-Chaki Ni Varta Sambhalvani!

Kya 6e...?

Aasu na pratibimb pade eva darpan kya 6
bolya vagar samje eva SAGPAN kya 6
loko kahe6 k ame PREM kariye 6
pan ankho ni bhasa samje eva PREMI kya 6?

Aavse...

Samay 1 SaraS Majano Aavse,
Tane Sodhto Aa Chano-Mano Aavse,
Duniya Ni Kirti Joi Ne Tu Chinta Na Kar
AAPDO PAN 1 DivaS SarAs Majano Aavse.

Monday, September 13, 2010

LIGHT JAY TO-Funny SMS

JO America MA LIGHT JAY TO Power Office MA PHON KARE,
JO JAPAN MA JAY TO FUZ TAPASE
PAN
INDIA Ma Jay To padoshi NA GARE Tapas Kare,
Badhani Gai 6e ne?
To Bhale...

Mane Yaad 6e...

Tari Aakhna Palkara Mane Yaad 6e,
Aaje Pan E Tari Judai Mane Yaad 6e,
Tari Aakhma Dekhatu Pani Mane Yaad 6e,

Ema Rahelo Aapno Bhutkal Mane Yaad 6e.

Khushi Tara Mate...

Khushi Tara Mate Gam Mara Mate,
Milan Tara Mate Ekalta Mara Mate,
Zindgi Tara Mate MOT Mare Mate,
Badhu Tara Mate Tu EK J Mara Mate.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Kone Khabar...?

Pattharo Polla Hashe Kone Khabar?
Swajano J Bodaa Hashe Kone Khabar?
Emni Aanko Bhinjaai Hati Khari,
Pan Aansuo Kora Hashe Kone Khabar?

Fida Chhu-Funny SMS

Fida Chhu Eni Chal Par,
Ena Bolva Na Taal Par


Bhale Pade Mara Gal Par


Pan


Kahi Dau Chhu Aakha Gam Ne
NAZAR Na Nakho Mara Maal Par.

Good Morning SMS

Aalu lu lu lu
maru dikulu Haju uthyu nathi?
Jo baka surajdada hathi par besi ne tane uthalva avya 6
Chal ubho tha ane nani KARILe ja.
*Shubh Savar*

Pyari Lage 6E...

Aapni Muskan Bahu Pyari Lage 6E
Aapni Khushi Amne AmarI Lage 6E
Kyarey Dur Na Karjo Tamara Thi Amne
Jaan Thi Pan Vahali ''DOSTI'' Tamari Lage 6E.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Petrol Monghu Thai Gayu-Joke SMS

Chintu: Tu Mane SmS Kem Nathi Karto?
Pintu: Petrol Monghu Thai Gayu Aetle
Chintu: Petrol Thi sms Ne Shu Leva Ke Deva?
Pintu: Recharge Karavva 10 km Door Javu Pade 6e.

BHULI NA SAKYO...

VIYOG NI RAT MA BHULI NA SAKYO
MILAN NI RAT MA MALI NA SAKYO
JYA PAN JOI KOI NI SATHE JOI
KADI EKANT MA MALI NA SAKYO.

Dosti Jo Hoy To...

Dosti Jo Hoy To Kahejo Amne
Nibhavani Thodi Tasdi Lejo Tame
KETLAY Aavya Ne GAYA Mara Dil Mathi
Pan Mari Dosti Na E Simada Par Adag Rahejo Tame.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Jor Thi Na Vagadta-Joke SMS

Mandir na pujari ne ZADA thya Doctor pase dava leti vakhate pujari e puchyu,
"su dhyan rakhvanu..?"



Doctor:-'Shankh' jor thi na vagadta.

tARo J iNTJAar 6e

Ek 6e AakAsh ne dishao char 6,
Dil aa mARu taMne mALVa bekarar 6,
Tarij yAAdo ne tarij vAAto
Have to aa nAYAn ne bAs tARo J iNTJAar 6e.

Badalta Shikho...

Jindagi Bahu Tunki 6
Koi Pan Rite Enjoy Karta Shikho
Darek Na Nasib Ma Radva Nu To Lakhyuj 6


Parantu Nasib Shu Chij 6?
Tene Pan Badalta Shikho.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Jya Dil Lage 6e-Funny SMS

Jya Dil Lage 6e Tya Duniya Nade 6e
Jya Prit Male 6e Tya Potana Nade 6e
Shu Kahu?
Thay 6e Ichha ENOVA Levani Pan LUNA Na Baki HAPTA Nade 6e.

Tamara DiL Ma...

Aapna Dil Ni Dunia Vasavi Lejo,
Kyarek Amne Pan Jara Yaad Kari Lejo,
Ame To Rahiye 6ie Tamara DiL Ma,
Samay MaLe To Aankh Bandh Kari Dil Ma Nihari Lejo.

Badhu Dekhay 6e...

Riksha Ni Paa6al Ni Seat Par Lakhyu Hatu.
"Bharat Ni Sanskruti Aakhi Duniyama Vakhanay 6e
Paa6al Hakhna Besjo Kaachma Badhu Dekhay 6e."

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

A Samje 6e Ke-Joke SMS

A Samje 6e Ke Hu Eni Yaad Ma Aasu Vahavish,


A Samje 6e Ke Hu Eni Yaad Ma Aasu Vahavish,


Ena Kaka No Tamburo
Hu Ena Thi Pan Mast Maal Patavish.

PREM THAI GAYO 6E...

NAJAR JYA PADE TYA TAME DEKHAV CHHO,
AAKHO MA TAMARO VAS THAI GAYO 6E,
ANU-ANU MA MARA NAYAN FAKT TAMNE J NIHARE 6E,
LAGE 6E MANE SACHO PREM THAI GAYO 6E.

TAMARI DOSTI...

Phul Amne Gamta Nathi
Kata Ma Mamta Nathi
Gamya 6e Amne Parvto
Je KoiNe Namta Nathi
Biji Game 6e TAMARI DOSTI
Ke Jene Todva Ni Parvato Ma Pan Xmta Nathi.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Bapu Jokes…

Bapu A Navi Car Lidhi Ane Ena Darvaja Par Lakhavyu..

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“DARWAJO BAHAR NI BAJU KHOLVO”

Aa Sapana Ma…

Aa Sapana Ma Koi Raat Nazar Aave 6e,
Koina Aavavani Rah Nazar Aave 6e,
Aam To Gana Chale 6e ROD Par Pan
Aaje E Rah Par Tame Nazar Aavo 6o.

Mitro Na Inbox…

Ran Na Zanzaavato Rokata Nathi,
Samudra Na Neer Sukata Nathi,
Tame Amne SMS Karo Ke Na Karo
Pan Ame Mitro Na Inbox Khali Mukta Nathi.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

NANG' Hoy 6e...-Insult SMS

Phoolo Ma Ketla Rang Hoy 6e,
Hawa Ma Keva Tarang Hoy 6e,
Tamne Joya Ne Khabar Padi Ke...!
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"Khare Khar Duniya Ma Tamara Jeva Y 'NANG' Hoy 6e".

Tamaro Vishwash Aapjo...

Sapnu Nahi Pan Tamaro Vichar Aapjo,
Mara Ma 1 Thai Shake Evu Dil Aapjo,
Hu Ek Nahi Pan Anek Janam Jivi Laish,
Jindgi Ma 1 Var Tamaro Vishwash Aapjo.

Mara Dil Ne...

Mara Dil Ne Aaviyo Ek Vichar,
Ke Kadi Nai Karu Have Teno Vichar,
Pan Fari Fari Ne Aaviyo Ae J Vichar,
Ke Tena Sivay Karu To Karu Kono Vichar.

Friday, September 3, 2010

HU PAGAL 6U-Insult SMS

HU PAGAL 6U
HU PAGAL 6U
HU PAGAL 6U
HU PAGAL 6U
HU PAGAL 6U
HU PAGAL 6U
HU PAGAL 6U


-Ok

Hu Tamari Vaat Thi Sahemat 6u.

What is LOVE?

What is LOVE?

L= Levani Nahi Kaik Apvani Bhavna.

O= Ochhu Melvi Ne Vadhu Tyag Karvani Bhavna.
V= Vishwas Atut Hovani Bhavna.
E= Ek Thawa Ni Bhavna.

Samjatu Nathi...

DOSTO
Samjatu Nathi Aavu Sha Mate Thay 6
Aapno Sacho Prem j Aapnne 6etri Jay 6
Jene Jivadi Hati 1 Pal Ma Aakhi Zindgi
Enej Bhuli Javanu Man Thay 6.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Happy Janmashthami...

Radha Ni Bhakti,


Murli Ni Mithas,

Makhan No Swad,

Ane Gopiyo No Raas,

Aa Badhu Mali Ne Bane 6 "JANMASHTHAMI" No Divas Khas.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Fefsa Ma Kaanu 6-Jokes SMS

Dr. X-ray Joine Bolya: Tamara Fefsa Ma Kaanu 6.
BAPU: Navrina Fefsa Ma Kaanu Nathi,
x-ray Ne Bidi Adi Gai 6e..

"I MISS U" SMS

Tamne khabar 6?
hu sms sa mate moklu 6u?
Dosti mate?
Na
Lagni mate?
Na
Yaad mate?
Na
To pa6i sa mate?
So simple Tamari
"MUSKAN" mate.
"I MISS U"

TARIJ VATO KARU 6U...

KAVI NATHI PAN HU KAVITA LAKHU 6U
SHABDO MA TARA MARA PREM NU MILAN KARU 6U
LAKHAI JAY6 GAJAL JYARE TANE YAD KARU 6U
HAR 1 MA TARIJ VATO KARU 6U.