Monday, August 30, 2010

iodex Lai Aav-Kanjus Jokes

Kanjus Marwadi- Baju Wara na Ghare thi iodex Lai Aav
Patni- Te Loko Nahi Aape
Marwadi- Ketla Kanjus 6e ae Loko..
Java De aapna waru j Lagavi De.

Tamari Mithi Nazar...

Jamano Kalo Nag To Hu Pan 1 MADARI 6u,
Udta Pankhi Ne Padu Tevo 1 Shikari 6u,
BADSAH 6u Aakha Alamno
Pan Tamari Mithi Nazar MATE Bhikhari J 6u.

Good Morning SMS

Aa soneri savarma surajna reshmi kirano
Khulla gagan ma viharta pakxiyo nu Madhur gunjan
ANE
Aa Gulabi vaheta pavan sathe AME
Tamane kahiye 6ie "suprabhat".

Sunday, August 29, 2010

1 msg To karo-Insult SMS

Mara Vahala miTrA

Modhha upar haTh fervo.
Haju 1 var fervo!
Naak jevu kay che?

hoy To 1 msg To karo
kanjus

SHARM JEVU 6?
BESHARM.

YAAD Bani Jase...

Je Nayano Ma NAFRAT Vase 6e
A Nayan Aasu Bani Jase
Bhulvani Kosis Pan N Karso
Kosis YAAD Bani Jase
Prem To Dariya Ni Jem Vahe 6e

THUKRAVSO To SUNAMI Bani Jase.

Tamara Vina...

Divas Ek Pasar Na Thyo Tamara Vina,
Ane-Tame Aakha Dayaka Ni Vat Karo 6o?
Tamari Sathena Sapna Haji Aankho Ma 6e,
Ane Tame Aankho Kholva Ni Vat Karo 6o.

*Good Morning*

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Offer Ane Loffer…

Offer Ane Loffer Vache Su Farak 6?

6okro 6okri Ne Prem Ke Lagna Ni Vaat Kare To a ‘LOFFER’

Ane 6okri 6okra Ne Prem Ke Lagna Ni Vaat Kare To a ‘OFEER’

CHAND NE SODHVA…

YADONi NAV LAI NIKRYA DARIYAMA,
PREM NA EK TIPA MATE NIKRYA VARSADMA,
KHABAR 6E MALVANO NATHI EMNO SATH SAFARMA,
CHHTA CHAND NE SODHVA NIKRYA AMASMA.

Dosti & Prem…

Dosti & Prem Vacche No Tafavat-
Badhu Male Chhta Kaik Khute 6e Tevo Ahesas Rahi Jay e ‘PREM’.
Kai Na Male 6ta Ganu Malya No SANTOSH Thai Jay e ‘DOSTI’.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Fari Thi Vancho…-insult SMS

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa...

Krupa Kari Ne Potani Jaat Ne Odakhva Mate
3 Ane 6 Fari Thi Vancho..!

YAAD Aave Tari…

Haqikt Ni Aa Duniya Ma Sapnao Hu Jou 6u
Kyarek Koine Medvu 6u
To Kyarek Khou 6u
Hasu 6u Hasavu 6u
E Dost YAAD Jo Aave Tari
To 6ano Mano Rou 6u.

DIL Na Sabandh Ne…

DIL Na Sabandh Ne Duniya SAATH Nathi Aapti.
.
.
Sabiti Joie 6e?
To Joi Lo Ke Prem Ma Ghavayela Mate...
'''108''' Nathi Aavti.
SACHI VAT 6E NE.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Ful Feko-Funny SMS

Jo Koi Tamne Patthar Mare..

To Tamari Faraz Ma Aave 6 Ke..
Tame Ena Par Ful Feko..
Parantu...

KUNDA Sahit.....

(Pa6i Dail Karo 108)

Potanu Bani Jaay 6…

Kyarek Koi Evi Rite Potanu Bani Jaay 6
Dil Hoy Dur 6ta Vicharo Aavi Jay 6
Aato 6e Duniya Swarthni,
Baki Koik J Hoy 6
Je Dil Ma Ghar Kari Jay 6.

Jindagi…

Shu Khabar Kya Lai Jay 6 Jindagi,
Koina Viyog Ma Puri Thay 6 Jindagi,
6 Jivan To Prem Thi Jivi Lejo Mitro!
Baki Achaanak J Puri Thai Jay 6 Jindagi.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Pati v/s Patni Jokes SMS

Patni :- Tamara Baal To Juo Jane Khetar Ma Ghass Na Ugyu Hoy...

Pati :- Aetle J To Hu Aatli Var Thi Vicharu 6u Ke Mari Pase Bhens Kem Ubhi 6e?

Mane Nathi Gamtu…

Koyal Ne Nathi Gamtu Tahukya Vina

Morla Ne Nathi Gamtu Nachya Vina

Mara Mobile Ne Pu6so To Kahese Ke

Mane Nathi Gamtu Tamara SMS Vina.

Yaad Apavi Jay 6e…

Zindgi To 1 Minbati Jevi 6e,
Samay Chahe Tyare Jalavi Jay 6e,
Ne Chahe Tyare Bujavi Jay 6e.

Fakt Rahi Jay 6e
Yaado Nu Min Je Ant Sudhi Yaad Apavi Jay 6e.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dariya ne kinare-Funny SMS

Dariya ne kinare sun-set joto'to

Dariya ne kinare sunset joto'to

Dariya ne kinare sunset joto'to

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-
-
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Koi ne kaheta nahi k kapda dhoto’to.

JAAN PAN HAJIR 6…

JIVAN MALYU 6 JIVI LEJO,
AAKH MALI 6 DUNIYA JOI LEJO,
MUSIBAT MA HO TAME TO AMNE KAHI DEJO,
JAAN PAN HAJIR 6 TAMARA MATE KYAREK MAGI LEJO.

Saacho Mitra…

Saacho Mitra Kone Kahevaay?
Je Tamara Vishe Kashu Jaanto Na Hova 6ata Pan Tamne Chahe

Ane Badhu Janto Hoy To Pan Tamne Chahe.

Like u MY FRIEND.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Lagn Takavi Rakhava-Funny SMS

Juthuu Bolvu A
Balko Mate Guno
Premi Mate Kala 6
Nokriyat Mate Jarurat
Kuvara Mate Kabeliyat
Ane Parnela Mate

Lagn Takavi Rakhava No Aksir ELAJ!

Aankh Kholvi 6…

Aankh Kholvi 6 TARI Savar Lai Ne,
Jagat Aakhu Jitvu 6 TARO Vichar Laine
Sath Apnara To Ketlay Male 6 Pan
MARE Jivvu 6 TARI PRIT No Aadhar Laine.

Prem- Patel no…

Prem- Patel no
Reet- Rajput ni
Ashro- Aahir no
Roop- Braman nu
Vepar- VANIYA no
Stuti- Shivaji ni
Kaleju- KATHIYAWAD nu
Ne
Dosti- E TO BHAI MAARI J HO.

Monday, August 16, 2010

No Chik Chik-Chintu Jokes SMS

Papa: Beta Tari Ben Kem Chupchap Bethi 6e?
Chintu: Kai Nahi Papa, Bene Mari Pase Lipstick Mangi, Me Fevistick Aapi Didhi.
No Chip Chip…
No Chik Chik…

Sneh Ni Dori…

Sahej Bhini Sahej Kori Hoy 6e,

Laagani To Chanchal 6ori Hoy 6e,

Rangin Patango To Badha Pase Hoy 6e,

Parantu Bahu O6a Pase J Sneh Ni Dori Hoy 6e.

Fakt Tara Mate…

Prem: Dil Mate
Dil: Laagni Mate
Laagni: Manushya Mate
Manushya: Khubsurat Duniya Mate

Duniya Ni Khoobsurati:
A to Mara DOST Fakt Tara Mate.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

'Tameta kem apya?'-Jokes SMS

NATHUBHA shak market ma gaya
'Tameta kem apya?'
SHAAKvali:- 10 na 500....
NATHUBHA: Saru Halo Ganva Mando.

INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS

!=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..@..-=-._;
!=- -..__..-=-._;
!
!
i
i
!
*HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*

Emni Yaad Ma…

Emni Yaad Ma Thodu Pivay Jay 6
Smashan Marge Jata Thodu Jivay Jay 6
Dil Na Jakhm Ketlay Chupavi Rakhya 6
Pan Nasha Ma Kyarek Badhu Kevay Jay 6.

Viteli Paloni Yaad…

Viteli Paloni Yaad Aavta Rovu Pade 6
J Amooly Hoy Kadach Tenej Khovu Pade 6
Vastavikta Ane Kalpna Bhale Virudh Hoy 6
Toy Sakar Karva Sapnu To Jovu Pade 6.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Dungar Upar-Funny SMS

Dungar Upar Ghodo Chadyo Tabadik Tabadik Tabadik

Dungar Upar Ghodo Chadyo Tabdik Tabdik Tabdik

Biji Baju Thi Utri Gayo Tabdik Tabdik Tabdik.

Rage-Rag Ma Sarke 6e…

Haji Aankha Ma Jaane Farke 6e Koi
Haji Meethu Sharmai Marke 6e Koi

Vikhuta Padya Toy Lage 6e
Haji Pan Rage-Rag Ma Sarke 6e Koi.

Aa JINDGI…

Kyarek Udaasi Ni Aag 6e JINDGI
Kyarek Khushi No Baag 6e JINDGI
Hasta Ne Radavto Raag 6e JINDGI
Pan Aakhare To Khubsurat Khawab J 6e Aa JINDGI.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Ek Aaj problem-Funny SMS

AAJ Na Chhokrao Ne Ek Aaj problem-
Saadi Wali Gamti Nathi,
Jeans Wali Sari Hoti Nathi,
N.R.I. Malti Nathi
Ane
Sidhi Chokrio Prem Ma Padti Nathi.

Tara Bani Ne Rahevu Hatu…

Dharti Ne To Aakash Ne J Malvu Hatu,
Nadi Ne To Matra Dariya Ne J Malvu Hatu,
Zarnaao Ne To Aam J Vahevu Hatu,
Mare to Fakt Tara J Bani Ne rahevu hatu.

Tamari Yaad Aave 6e…

Tame Nathi Ne Tamari Yaad Aave 6e
Bhagvan A Jane Shu Bhari Didhu 6e Tamara Ma
Ke Bhgvan Ne Yaad Karta Pahela Pan Khud Tamari YAAD Aave 6e.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Maru Dil Todvani-Funny SMS

maru dil todvani tane avi saja male,
maru dil todvani tane avi saja male,
jor thi, sambhal jo dhyanthi mara mitro,
jor thi aave su su
ane karvani jaga na male.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

Taru SMIT Male…

Taru SMIT Male Tya MAHEK Nu Shu Kam 6e
Taro Chhero KHILE Tya GULAB Nu Shu Kam 6E
Bas Mari Do Amne 1 MITHI Aakh
SAJAN
Pachi Amare SVARG Nu Shu Kam 6e.

Samai Jay CHE…

Vicharto Nathi Hu Pan Koi Vicharwa Majbur Kari Jay 6e

Aaj Sudhi Ej Nathi Samjayu Ke

Nankda Aa Haiya Ma Kem Aakhe
Aakhi Vyakti Samai Jay CHE.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Boy v/s Girls Jokes…

Girl:- Hu Mari Jaav To?
Boy:- To Hu Gando Thai Jau.
Girl:- Tame Beeji Chhokri Ne Prem Karo Khara ?
Boy: Are Gandi GANDO To Game Te Kare.

MALI JAY 6…

BULBUL NE TENI KUNJ MALI JAY 6
BAG NE PAN TENI BAHAR MALI JAY 6
HATHELI MA HASE JO PRANAY NI REKHA

TO DOST

JINDGI NI RAH PAR PRIT MALI JAY 6.

KYA 6 "NASIB"…?

JINDGI MA HAVE MAJA NATHI RAHI
FARI "bahar" AAVE EVI HAVA NATHI RAHI
AAPNE Magie Ne Mali Jay EVA KYA 6 "NASIB"
Etlej To Have Koi Tamnna Nathi Rahi.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Gujju Jokes…

Bhikhari: Sheth, 5 Rupiya Aapo Ne . .
Gujju: 100 Ni Not Che, Tari Pase 95 Chhutta Che?
Bhikhari: Ha... . .
Gujju: To Pela E Vapar Ne..!

6 Pushp Haath Ma…

6 Pusp Haath Ma, Sajni 6e Saath Ma
Male 6 Ketlaye Musafaro Jindgi Ni Vaat Ma
Chandni Khile 6 Madhur Raat Ma
Male 6 Jyare 2 Dil To Bane 6 Ek AATMA.

SHU MAGU…?

EK EK DHaDKAN DAI RAHI 6 DUVA TANE

PYAR KARI ME AAPI 6 WAFA TANE

HATH UTHAVI BIJU TO SHU MAGU

MARI PAN UMMAR DAI DE KHUDA TANE.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Ek vaat Kau-Funny SMS

Ek vaat Kau.

Khotu Na Lagadta...

Plz.

Bahu Important 6e Etle Kahu 6u

"Chakli Ude ffffaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr"

“DIL_THI_YAAD"…

Dil Tamaru Rahe Aabad, 6e Tamne Ek Fariyad
TAME PAN KARO MANE KOK DIVAS YAD
Moklu 6u Ek Mitho saad
Khabar 6 Kem?
Tamne Karu 6u..."DIL_THI_YAAD"

1-1 Pal Yaad 6…

Bandh Chhe Hoth Chhata DIL Ma Koi Vaat 6
Zukela Nayano Ni Jarur Koi Fariyad 6
Bhulya Hase Teo E Vitela Samay Ne
Amne To A Samay Ni 1-1 Pal Yaad 6.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Bharoso Na Karvo-Funny SMS

3 Vastu No Kyarey Bharoso Na Karvo.
=> Aansu..
=> Saasu..
Ane
=>Chomaasu..
Kyare Varsi Pade Kai Kahevay Nahi.

Dil Maru Khovay Gayu…

Khabr Vina Koi Tamne Joi Gayu,
Aasu Vina Koi Roi Gayu,
Nahotu Bolvu To Pan Bolay Gayu,
Kari Lakh Kosish To Pan Dil Maru Khovay Gayu.

Dosti 'DIL' Ni Vat…

Dosti 'DIL' Ni Vat 6e
Koi 'RIVAJ' Nathi
Dosti Sacho 'PYAR' 6e
Koi 'BANAVAT' Nathi
Dosti 'HAQ' Ni Vat 6e
Koi 'FARAJ' Nathi
Dosti To 'ICHHA' 6e Koi
'JABARJSTI' Nathi.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

10 Rupiya Nu Recharge-Bapu Jokes

BAPU: 10 Rupiya Na Recharge Ma Ketla Rupiya No TalkTime Male?

Dukandar : 7 Rupiya No Male.

BAPU: Kai Vandho Nai 3 Rupiya Ni Khari Sing Aapi De...

Eklu Jivvu 6e…

Eklu Jivvu 6e Ne
Eklu Radvu 6e
Tunk Ma Kahu To Mare marvu 6e
Na Puchhta Mane Ke Kem Aavu Karvu 6e
Kem Ke Zindgi Thi Mangyu Tu Kaikne Hamesha Bijuj Kai Malyu 6e.

Tara Vina…

Tara Vina Thodu Jivta Sikhi Rahyo 6u,
Marta Marta Jivta Sikhi Rahyo 6u,
Dil Dhadke To Dhadke Tara Name
Swasni Ganatari Karta Sikhi Rahyo 6u.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Tame Maru Dil Todyu-Funny SMS

Tame Maru Dil Todyu Ane Karyu Maru Apmaan


Tame Maru Dil Todyu Ane Karyu Maru Apmaan


Shu Aa Vakhte Duniya Ne Bachavi Sakse SHAKTIMAAN ?

Kem Kahu Tane...

Gopiyo Pa6al Kano Gayo,
Rajasahi No Parvano Gayo,
Laila Pa6al Majnu Diwano Thyo
E SJNI Kem Kahu Tane
Tari Pa6ad To Mari Juvani No Janmaro Gayo.

Hathi & Keedi Jokes

Hathi Swiming Pool Ma Padyo
Badhi Keedio Bahar Aavi Gai
1 Keedi Hathi Ni Pith Par Chadi Gai To Biji Boli: Dubad Harami Ne Dubad


6okario Ne 6ede 6e!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

CID Jokes SMS

Ek Laash Ghar Manthi Gayab Kevi Rite Thayi ???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Janva Mate Juo CID Fakt Sony T.V Par.

Jo MSG Nahi Kare To-Funny SMS

Jo MSG Nahi Kare To
Kachra Na Dabba Ma Tane Besadi
Plastik Nu Dhhankan Upar Thi Lagadi
Rakhish Gattar Ni Pass
Pa6i Aavse Tara Mathi Vaas.

Maro Photo Fati Gayo-Funny SMS

Katrina,Dipika Ladi Rai hati, Jagdo Kari Rai Hati
Katrina- Aa Mane Aapi De
Dipika- Nai Aapu


Pa6i Banne Khechm-Tani Karva Lagi


Pa6i su?


Maro Photo Fati Gayo.

1 GAMTI VASTU MALE ...

1 GAMTI VASTU MALE TOY GANU 6E,
LAGNI NA THODA ANKUR FUTE TOY GANU 6E,
KYA MAGYO AME KADI MAHASAGAR...!
TAMARA SAMBANDH NU NANU AMTHU ZARNU MALE TOY GANU 6E.

"MITRATA"...

Ek Smit
Je Hasaavi De,


Ek Ashru
Je Rovdavi De,


Ek Ich6a
Jagavi De,


Ek Preet
Je Samaji Le


Darek Vaat
Je Jaani Le


Enu J Naam 6e
"MITRATA"

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Bapu, Aa Shu Karo 6o?-Bapu Jokes

Bapu Cycle Ni Break
Haath Ma Lai Ne Garba Ramta Hata
Koi E Puchhyu: Bapu, Aa Shu Karo 6o?
.
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.
Bapu: "BREAK DANCE"

Ghadi 2 Ghadi...

Aam J Ghadi 2 Ghadi Yad Karta Rejo
Male Jo Samay Thodo To Amne Malta Rejo
Koi Khush 6 Matra Tamne Hasta Joine
Divasma 2 Ghadi Ena Name Pan Hasta Rehjo.

Garma Garam Chay-Good Morning SMS

Garma Garam
; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""")
"""" """"
Chay


1 Mara Mate


Ane


2ji Tamara Mate


Jalsha Karo
Have Pa6a Suta Nai.




"Good Morning"

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

YAAD SHAKTI NA ABHAVE.....!-Funny SMS

Anubhav Na Abhave Insan LAGN Kare 6e,
SahanShilta Ne Abhave CHHUTA CHHEDA Le 6e,
To Pa6i Fari Thi LAGN Kem Kare 6e?
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YAAD SHAKTI NA ABHAVE.....!

Darek Sagar Na...

Darek Sagar Na 2 Kinara Hoy 6
Koi Loko Jindagi Thi Pan Pyara Hoy 6
Farjiyat Nathi Ke Darek Tamari Samip Hoy
Karan Ke Jindgi Ma YadoNa Pan Sahara Hoy 6.

Tamari LaagniO Par...

Mari Pela JavaNi Vat NA Karsho Kyarey
Ahi Tamara Thaki J Koi Ne Gamtu Hshe
Tamari LaagniO Par Het 6e Koik Ne
Baki Karan Vagar Thodu Koi Gazal Lakhtu Hshe.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Lagan Koni Sathe Karva?-Joke SMS

Chintu: "Bharat Maro Desh 6e, Badha Bhartiyo Mara Bhai Bahen 6e, To Lagan Koni Sathe Karva?"


Pintu: Sania Mirza Pase Thi Kaink Sikh.

Loko Prem Ne...

Loko Prem Ne BhaGvaN Kahe 6e
Pan Koi Kare To Ane Guno Kahe 6e
Kehvay 6e Pathar Dil Roya Nathi Karta
To Parvat Par Thi J ZaRnA Kem Vahe 6e?

Prem Ma...

Prem Ma Modi Rjuat N Karjo
Jo Nibhvi Na Sako To Shruat N Karjo
Jene Tamara Vagar Jivani Aadat J Nthi
Aene Kyarey Judai Ni Vat N Karjo.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Pintu Jokes

Itihaas Na Shikshak:
Bharat Ma Mughal Shashan Kyan Thi Kyan Sudhi Hatu?


Pintu: Sir, Hu Sure To Nathi Pan Kadach Page no.15 thi 26 Sudhi.

Prem Ni Kimat-Funny SMS

Prem Ni Kimat Mane Have Samjay 6


Haiyu Man Ma Ne Man Ma Harkhay 6


Hu Betho 6u Eni Sathe Nadi Kinare


Ne Joyu To E Ekli Eklij KHARI SING Khay 6.

Dil Ma Hoy Dard...

Sneh No Sagar Ankho Mathi 6alkay 6e
Haiyu Het Na Harakh Thi Harkhay 6e
Jane Shu Vaat 6e Prem Ma Evi Ke
Dil Ma Hoy Dard To Pan Hoth Khushi Thi Malkay 6e.